I once was Iran in my grade 12 Law class' model UN, and I spent the entire time telling Israel and America I was going to destroy them. Turned the entire room against me, most of the discussion and votes was about sanctioning me or worse.
I got 95% and was top of my class. It was the most fun I've ever had at school, except maybe for the mock trials we did where I was lead prosecutor and won both cases. One of those cases had this actual delinquent negress as the accused and I was relentless in her cross examination. God damn, the rush it gave me.
I was gonna go into law after that but 1 fucking year into my undergrad and I swallowed the leftist bluepill (G20 Toronto kettling of anybody in the Spadina intersection, protester or not, in the rain for hours was the exact turning point) and felt guilty enough to drop out and fuck about until Daddy's rise snapped me out of it. Thank you Daddy.
Even though you became a typical Model UN leftoid for a while I still applaud your great delegating skills. Being an sperging Islamoid country in Model UN is hard but tons of fun at the same time. I was Cuba at one Model UN in HS and it was great telling the Mutt Eagle to go fuck itself. Are you still trying to be a lawyer?
I'm just finishing up a Bachelor's now but it's not exactly that impressive of an undergrad, so if I did try I'd probably be like Saul Goodman and get into the university of American Samoa or something and little else haha
No, there is actually a government enforced Maple sugar cartel which is the only place you can do syrup related business with. They also control the strategic Maple syrup reserve.
I'm not gonna learn more about this because I just want to imagine that there's a huge abandoned salt mine that's full of like 100 million tons of maple syrup.
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49 tHeSiD 2020-01-03
Daddy doesn't need permission of the faggy congress, did Obama take permission to drone rape all those kids? No.
36 JohnWoo4 2020-01-03
It's not a crime when a Democrat does something bad, chud!
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34 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-03
Damn you're all over the Iran drama.
Why do you hate Hajis so much?
76 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
I once was Iran in my grade 12 Law class' model UN, and I spent the entire time telling Israel and America I was going to destroy them. Turned the entire room against me, most of the discussion and votes was about sanctioning me or worse.
I got 95% and was top of my class. It was the most fun I've ever had at school, except maybe for the mock trials we did where I was lead prosecutor and won both cases. One of those cases had this actual delinquent negress as the accused and I was relentless in her cross examination. God damn, the rush it gave me.
I was gonna go into law after that but 1 fucking year into my undergrad and I swallowed the leftist bluepill (G20 Toronto kettling of anybody in the Spadina intersection, protester or not, in the rain for hours was the exact turning point) and felt guilty enough to drop out and fuck about until Daddy's rise snapped me out of it. Thank you Daddy.
61 duckraul2 2020-01-03
Directed by r/drama, the biopic you never thought you wanted to see
53 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
yeah so if anyone wonders why i'm a rightoid Daddy stan who hates leftoids, it's because becoming one set my life back about 7-8 years
32 duckraul2 2020-01-03
Ken Burns presents
Cope: The Eva Story
10 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-03
Those are sick to fall asleep to, would buy digital copy.
2 no_no_police 2020-01-03
Nothing comes close to my ww1 documentary collection
Sure most of them have bad history. But the drumfire puts me to sleep š“
31 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-03
Stop right there. The answer is no.
12 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
Lol this is your best comment ever
17 forseti911 2020-01-03
4 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-03
Ditto. It's one of the main reasons I hate our current academic situation.
22 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-03
Uhhh ok.
Anyone wanna know why I'm a huge fan of MasterLawlz? Anyone?
35 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
most of these ādrama originā stories have the same underlying factor
autism
yours isnāt any different
8 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-03
FAS?
11 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-03
Understandable.
And lol at the 50% upvoted on this post somebody is upset, which means you did the right thing.
11 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-03
Ew a leaf
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5 XxxG0y5l4y3rxxX 2020-01-03
Even though you became a typical Model UN leftoid for a while I still applaud your great delegating skills. Being an sperging Islamoid country in Model UN is hard but tons of fun at the same time. I was Cuba at one Model UN in HS and it was great telling the Mutt Eagle to go fuck itself. Are you still trying to be a lawyer?
5 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
I'm just finishing up a Bachelor's now but it's not exactly that impressive of an undergrad, so if I did try I'd probably be like Saul Goodman and get into the university of American Samoa or something and little else haha
7 Kat_B0T 2020-01-03
My hats off to any leaf that can get through college without becoming a cuck or some cuck variant. š©
3 Slump_o 2020-01-03
lmao this is actually hilarious. Itās good that you admit your retarded politics are a cope about how much of a pathetic failure you are.
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-01-03
Said it before and I'll say it again: that city has been lost for years
1 DonaldJTrump2O2O 2020-01-03
š„°
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-03
just admit you dropped from UT because you aren't chinese
17 Redactor0 2020-01-03
Real question is why this leaf cares about America so much. Doesn't he have some maple syrup to tap?
25 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-03
No, there is actually a government enforced Maple sugar cartel which is the only place you can do syrup related business with. They also control the strategic Maple syrup reserve.
I wish I was joking.
9 Redactor0 2020-01-03
I'm not gonna learn more about this because I just want to imagine that there's a huge abandoned salt mine that's full of like 100 million tons of maple syrup.
7 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-03
There is a really good documentary about it on netflix called rotten.
3 ArlenBilldozer 2020-01-03
Does Bonnie or Johnny host it?
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-03
Don't remember.
6 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
2 no_no_police 2020-01-03
Key word: abandoned you reading comprehension cel
9 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
my pops is a burger citizen and I wish to join when I am worthy
21 Redactor0 2020-01-03
I guess a self-hating leaf is actually probably the best kind of leaf.
11 pepperouchau 2020-01-03
The self-raking leaf would be a boon to dads everywhere
21 Redactor0 2020-01-03
Wow, you caught Ilhan Omar actually not being completely retarded for once. That is a rare occurrence and I applaud you for being so vigilant.
27 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
lol k
3 OniTan 2020-01-03
There's always a Klan rally in the comments of every one of her posts.
3 jubbergun 2020-01-03
I was wondering where Aunty Semite had gone.
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