It's the filtering effect. We only get their best and brightest, which is why US people sperging out over taking in 10,000 refugees are such brainlets. The ones who can't make it were all settled in Europe.
When Chinese people enter Thailand they're given guidelines on how to use regular toilets because if not they shit all over the floor and flood bathrooms. They also don't understand the universal concept of queuing up in line and think it's ok to make a mad dash to be 1st even if it involves knocking old people and children to the ground
Thailand is the only place I've ever seen a bathroom with a toilet bowl without the tank. Like, they just pour water from a cistern down the bowl to flush and then spray their asses with a dedicated ass hose (if you're lucky).
I did a 5 day trek to multiole hill tribe villages outside of Pai and it was waaaaay worse. Like shitting in a hole in the ground with no TP and you're lucky if they had a bucket full of water with a ladle in it to "wipe" with. Luckily my gf at the time always had wet wipes on her or I'd have caught some kind of incurable angry ass
Is it really so unreasonable to throw lucky coins into the wings of the mystical flying passenger dragon?
Sometimes people need the peace of mind to know that they will live another day to huff ground Rhinoceros horns and get loaded on enchanted snake wine.
The fact that sexpats are an actual thing says more about the state of Asian men than anything. Imagine getting cucked by fat, boomer Mayos in your own country.
how many plane crashes have happened? a lot. in how many of them had the passengers thrown lucky coins at the plane's engines? none of them. maybe if they had they woul've not crashed.
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204 NathansFamousDogpill 2020-01-03
In awe of this mans profound retardation
140 d-amazo 2020-01-03
Chinese tourists doing everything in their power to kill that "Asian people are intelligent" stereotype
66 no_no_police 2020-01-03
Only the "smart" ones go to highschool or college. Aka 80 iq+
Rest are like america dust bowl level hicks. Great leap forward was a baaad toiiime. Make me more pig iron, fucking dumb peasant!
12 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-03
It's the filtering effect. We only get their best and brightest, which is why US people sperging out over taking in 10,000 refugees are such brainlets. The ones who can't make it were all settled in Europe.
52 ReddneckwithaD 2020-01-03
He wasnt even the first one to do it
Maybe he has a point about airlines warning Chinese passengers on the coin throwing thing
55 charming_tatum 2020-01-03
When Chinese people enter Thailand they're given guidelines on how to use regular toilets because if not they shit all over the floor and flood bathrooms. They also don't understand the universal concept of queuing up in line and think it's ok to make a mad dash to be 1st even if it involves knocking old people and children to the ground
20 Mayos_side 2020-01-03
Thailand is the only place I've ever seen a bathroom with a toilet bowl without the tank. Like, they just pour water from a cistern down the bowl to flush and then spray their asses with a dedicated ass hose (if you're lucky).
17 refugeeinaudacity 2020-01-03
Maybe they can export this technology to the world's newest superpower?
8 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-03
India?
12 forseti911 2020-01-03
Yes, top Indian researchers are working on this technology as we speak.
8 charming_tatum 2020-01-03
I did a 5 day trek to multiole hill tribe villages outside of Pai and it was waaaaay worse. Like shitting in a hole in the ground with no TP and you're lucky if they had a bucket full of water with a ladle in it to "wipe" with. Luckily my gf at the time always had wet wipes on her or I'd have caught some kind of incurable angry ass
38 Infidel6 2020-01-03
Is it really so unreasonable to throw lucky coins into the wings of the mystical flying passenger dragon?
Sometimes people need the peace of mind to know that they will live another day to huff ground Rhinoceros horns and get loaded on enchanted snake wine.
9 MinerHornet 2020-01-03
Agreed. The airline is totally at fault here for not putting a coin receptacle on the engine cowling. Why is this not more obvious?
8 big_papa_stiffy 2020-01-03
this is why lighters have a sticker on them that says "ignite away from face and clothing"
5 EarlCampbellsMeat 2020-01-03
Why don't they enclose it if they dont want shit getting in there
3 adhamrlf 2020-01-03
But he's correct, and has the evidence to prove it, there are people retarded enough to do it, him.
3 aef823 2020-01-03
I'm starting to think the specific rule-faggotry in a lot of tourist attractions is specifically because of chinese tourists.
At this point, are these retards doing it on purpose, or are they this retarded?
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-01-03
They are this retarded. Source: Am Chinese.
63 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-03
Is this peak China
49 LightUmbra 2020-01-03
Wow that's really, really dumb.
77 throwaway_999912 2020-01-03
🤔
15 life_in_inches_ 2020-01-03
Chinese throwing coins at stuff for luck is arguably the USA equivalent to tipping or clapping
9 lolcows64 2020-01-03
Would love to go to a Chinese strip club then, make it hail
2 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-01-03
wowwww
47 KaaraRaven 2020-01-03
😂
44 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-01-03
And people still think social credit is a bad idea. 🙄🙄🙄
37 charming_tatum 2020-01-03
Chinese people should not be allowed out of their shithole country. They are seriously THE worst tourists by far
3 katamaripenis 2020-01-03
someone’s mad asian girls won’t fuck them
27 THOUSANDYRBORISREICH 2020-01-03
The fact that sexpats are an actual thing says more about the state of Asian men than anything. Imagine getting cucked by fat, boomer Mayos in your own country.
3 lolcows64 2020-01-03
Its more about having cheap whores
16 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
have sex incel
1 katamaripenis 2020-01-03
/r/teenagers
1 charming_tatum 2020-01-03
No, I used to take the 8x in SF from Chinatown to the Excelsior almost daily for like 6 months
3 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-03
This but 100 percent unironically
36 Effective_Policy 2020-01-03
how many plane crashes have happened? a lot. in how many of them had the passengers thrown lucky coins at the plane's engines? none of them. maybe if they had they woul've not crashed.
41 refugeeinaudacity 2020-01-03
You can't crash if you have catastrophic engine failure on the runway!
32 newcomer_ts 2020-01-03
A commie and a superstitious retard?
China seems like a dead-end street.
1 Blacklion594 2020-01-03
it is, give it another hundred years, the entire place will be one big chernobyl zone.
5 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-03
Chinese tourists being total shitheads??? No way!
What the fuck did he mean by this
4 SnapshillBot 2020-01-03
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3 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-03
How did he get on the tarmac?
4 lolcows64 2020-01-03
A lot of planes you walk up a ramp to enter them
1 Bummunism 2020-01-03
Probably more so for the cheaper airlines too, which this airline is.
2 fbcc1233 2020-01-03
The ching chongs greatest enemy is the Jew for neither can live without a good deal or offer you a good deal.
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1 HungryScaterpillar 2020-01-03
He was trying to tip the plane