In the haunted house's scariest room, the attic, there's a copy of the Constitution hanging on the wall. As guests slowly approach the frightening document, a hidden speaker begins reading it out loud in the voice of George W. Bush. One progressive died on the spot of a heart attack.
The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.
I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.
24 comments
53 rakrakaon 2020-01-03
I'm going to have to wait for Snopes to weigh in on this one dawg
17 gunowner63 2020-01-03
Can we all send this to snopes so they actually fact check it and reignite the war between them and the bee again?
4 Kat_B0T 2020-01-03
I am starting to like Babylonbee, it’s almost like the onion except relevant and funny
1 gaysexbutthole 2020-01-03
I'm about to snope this line if you know what I mean.
1 bigfuckerton 2020-01-03
As fucktarded as Snopes is this really does seem like it's written to trick dumb rightoids, like wtf is even the punchline lol
37 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-03
The Bee stings again.
5 closedshop 2020-01-03
Damn the Bee dropping some 🔥🔥🔥
1 [deleted] 2020-01-03
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3 roryb_bellows 2020-01-03
😂🙏💯🔥🔥
-1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-01-03
This deserves the following response:
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4 gigachad420 2020-01-03
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!!!
20 wow___justwow 2020-01-03
From an unrelated article
How can one satire site be so based?
5 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-03
oooooh this got me
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-03
The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.
I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.
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