Dramatard confession thread

10  2020-01-03 by aduketsavar

Since we have nothing else to do I propose a confession thread. Considering we have lots of sick weirdos in this sub it would be more entertaining than the content we nowadays have. This thread is inspired by this other porn thread

I have all the videos of a certain pornstar but I never jacked off to them and I don't think I will. The pornstar I'm talking about is Little Caprice, she looks a lot like a girl I had a crush on. Basically Caprice is the taller version of her. In a certain sense it's heartbreaking and too weird watching her fucked by other guys. I don't even watch the videos but hoarding every one I find.

Another one is I feel more guilty about. I mostly work freelance. One of the freelance work I do is write thesis, project, papers etc. for college students. I'm not bad at my job, I have even written a whole master's thesis for a client in a prestigious university and my client said his advisor is very impressed with it. But my biggest sin is laziness. So one day this master's student comes, says she need to write a seminar paper or something like that and it's her last shot. It's her last year and she really needs this paper to pass or else she won't be able to finish her degree and have to go back to her country. It's nothing big deal, you choose three movies and analyise them according to some art movement. I had a one month time. Pretty easy, right? That's also what I thought, so I basically postponed it until there was only a week left and even then I wasn't rushing. But it turns out leaving everything to last minute is a horrible thing to do, the end result was pretty much a disaster. She didn't pass. Last time I heard her she was screaming and crying on the phone. I turned off my phone and blocked her so she couldn't reach me anymore. I didn't even know I had the capacity to feel that much horrible. As if I was a huge shit that somehow became alive. But what's more terrifying is I lost sleep for maximum three days and then I began to forget. I though the guilt would eat me alive but it didn't, at least not for long. That's when I realized I was just another asshole


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Being active on this sub has genuinely changed how I look at the world and I am ashamed.

That's nothing surprising tbh. I have even a theory to why that happens, or in general why ironic shitposts turn into real thoughts. It has to do with how brain work. Now, if you are active on this sub you probably are repeating same inside, ironic jokes. But it's hard for your brain to generate same thought over and over again without actually believing it because it causes cognitive dissonance. Some uneasiness in the back of your mind. So what your brain does is it makes you believe your "lies", your jokes are actually true. It justifies them without you even notice it. At some point the line between irony and seriousness blurs.

It's important to know how brain works so that we don't lose our common sense. Being ironic 7/24 has this serious pitfall that we should be aware of.

I think it's more that the internet "people" this sub likes to laugh at are fucking terrible, and because they're get posted here all the time it makes me think they're more widespread than they really are IRL. I have a couple trans people in my extended family but it's hard to take them seriously sometimes because I've seen so much Johnny Yaniv (and his ilk) it's difficult to avoid drawing parallels. I sometimes take the least charitable views on people because of the scum this sub (and kiwifarms) has exposed me to. I shouldn't look at a blood relative and think "Jesus fuck you're just an attention-seeking terminally online troon please go outside more holy shit" but here we are in 2020.

The real problem is all the Trumptards, Wokescolds, IDpol faggots, and gunsexuals do exist in real life but I was able to gloss over them before. Now I see them all the time in my day to day and it fills me with bile. Especially the redditors. So many coworkers who are the most reddity smoothbrain shitwads who post shit from the frontpage like they found some hidden gold nugget when this site has more users than fucking wikipedia makes me want to lobotomize myself.

This sub has really made me realize how much I hate everyone and now I'm stuck here forever.

Damn, dude. For me it was the exact opposite. I mean, I don't know any trans people in """real""" real life, but I'm still in touch with many online buddies I met in video games, internet forums, etc. a long time ago and a couple of them transitioned over the years. They used to be typical internet shitposters, the kind you'd find in this shithole, but ever since they transitioned they've basically "grown up". More or less adjusted living as the opposite sex, got into long term relationships, got real jobs, stopped hanging around the internet 24/7, basically became """normies""". So no matter how many crazy trans people I get exposed to on places like this, I don't start to think that all trans people like that, since I know there are trans people out there who are perfectly normal human beings. To look at Reddit transwomen and think of them as all transwomen would be like to look at, I dunno, Reddit Americans and think of them as all Americans. It's just terminally online people who are broken human beings.

One time I was flirting with a troid from tinder for a while and she ended up wanting to date me. But I did some snooping and found out she had a boyfriend. So I lead her on really hard, rekt the boi pussi, and then exposed it to her boyfriend. Call me a bad person but it was top lulz.

The bussy wasn’t even that good tho tbh.

You know how redditors post angry screechings about manhole covers not lining up with road paint?

If they don't have lock tabs like in Delaware, I intentionally won't line them up on purpose just to piss people off.

It brightens my day a little knowing how much it annoys some people.

I don’t really have a fetish towards Asians but I’ve found they’re somewhat easy to get in bed purely because I have big biceps and a muscular chest.

There was a Chinese national I was genuinely in love with once, she was getting her doctorate so she wasn’t stupid and she cooked for me and would hug my arm at night because my muscles made her feel safe. She wasn’t meek or submissive (you have to be a strong person to spend a year 8000+ miles away from everything you’re familiar with) but she wasn’t some ball-buster with a chip on her shoulder the way a lot of chicks are here. Her career prospects with her degree were better back home but she would have stayed had I asked her to. I broke up with her because I was afraid I couldn’t give her the life she deserved, plus I knew our children would have a 50-50 chance of either being exotically beautiful or hideous mutants with absolutely no middle-ground.

It’s been two years and I still miss her. No woman I’ve been with since has been as feminine as she was or enabled me to be masculine as she did.

Also the Chinese are hilariously racist towards any Asians that aren’t han Chinese. She would get mad if I said a racist joke about latinos or black people, but would later openly say something 10x worse about the Japanese.

I broke up with her because I was afraid I couldn’t give her the life she deserved

That's a noble thing tbh, must've been very hard. I don't approach girls for the same reason, my life is a mess and I don't want anyone in my life until I sorted my life out, otherwise I'll screw their lives up too.

I once broke up with a lady because she wanted children and her college debt was too much for me to give any potential children the opportunities my parents gave me. She was one of those “all you need is love & faith and the rest falls into place” types that I now have contempt for.

You think Asian girls like muscular dudes? I should try my luck with my Chinese crush then (I actually work everything though and don't just do bench and curls as accessory). She's 4'10" and small built, I'm sure she'd like someone by her side who can protect her from thirsty nerds.

I’d say go for it, as long as you’re not a creepy faggot what’s there to lose?

My girl fucking loved my chest and arms and would bite them while we were having sex. She told me a few months after leaving that I had basically ruined her, in that every time she looked at a Chinese guy all she could see was a stick with tiny arms. She was joking obviously but not really.

She might be an odd case though. She fucking loved westerns and cowboys (she apparently grew up watching 50s westerns on some Chinese public TV station) so cheap road trips to Branson to see shows and going to the Buffalo Bill museum on Lookout Mountain in Golden Colorado were enough to make her go absolutely bananas. Her favorite movies were Top Gun and The Fifth Element so take from that what you will.

Hmm, that does sound nice, I'd like to have her nibble on me. Though I think my chest is my weakpoint, actually. My arms are the strongest followed by my ass. Meanwhile I see guys with nothing but strong, big, boobies often.

Your ex sounds like a westaboo but no harm if she likes it. The Chinese girls I know are not that much into that stuff (might be because I don't live in the US); they often like Japanese culture, anime, Chinese culture too but Western culture not as much.

I think Asian guys are often self-conscious because of this. I see a lot of Asian guys now who go to the gym to work out. Most are dyel but I've seen like two who actually looked pretty strong (but neither of them was lean).

I used to live in a small Florida town, and I was introduced to this girl a few years older than me at the time. We hit it off really well, seemed to have a lot in common, and the sex was fucking incredible.

Well, I’ll try to put this shit show as simply as possible:

  1. We discovered her mom and my grandfather had grown up in the same small upstate New York town.

  2. It was then brought to light that my late chad grandfather had fucked her mom while she was still married. Hubby was a cuck and stuck around, and she ended up having a baby. Her husband refused to get a DNA test, not wanting to really be sure he was raising some other dudes daughter.

  3. Welp everyone somehow unknowingly ended up in this Florida town years later, which resulted in me possibly fucking my half aunt.

  4. We tried to get a DNA test to know if we needed to boil ourselves alive or not, but the lab said that we’d be too distantly related to completely know.

  5. After finding out all that, we decided it was too much of a coin toss to keep on seeing each other.

Bradenton?

Close, Myakka.

Ayyy I'm from 941 and lived around there for a few years.

Say hey to old craggly oak tree with some spanish moss for me I miss my homeland.

I play WoW (Classic, not retail, I still have standards you know.) for at least like two hours a day at work.

No shame in getting paid to play.

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I've sunk thousands of hours into mapgames over the past decade.

What's a mapgame?

Paradox games like Europa Universalis etc

I look forward to dramaposting more than talking to my friends sometimes

Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.

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  1. Dramatard confession thread - archive.org, archive.today

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Where should I begin…?

Honestly the students deserve it. Fuck them.

My confession is that I just learn Chinese so I can impress tiny Chinese women. Dating an Asian girl under 5' and under 90 lbs has always been a dream of mine.

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And it always will be a dream