Satan once trolled God into looking like a total asshole by convincing God to torture some righteous dude. God killed the dude's kids, destroyed all his shit, and was like, "See, Satan, Job still loves me."
Satan said, "Lol what a fuckin psychopath."
God intoned, "No, he's not crazy. He still loves me because he has the faith of the righteous man."
"Not Job, you retard, I'm talking about you." and then Satan lmaoed
I'm paraphrasing but the point is that Satan is way more based than burgerland.
Feels like we each year are drawing closer to a some kind of war(s), dont know If Im being affected by the amount of war movies I’ve seen or things I’ve read but we should all try increase our Iman in this era of luxary. We dont know What can happen this comming decade
Inshallah we will be cleansed in righteous fire without delay
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64 Giulio-Cesare 2020-01-04
What if, in a strange twist of fate, Trump is Allah's chosen caliph who will one day go on to unite the world under Islam?
What if Trump is the one true Grand Imam of al-Azhar?
23 Stoicpeace 2020-01-04
Even if it's true ultimately it doesn't matter. Because at the end of the Caliph or not he still just a goy.
33 69733348 2020-01-04
“There are 2 evils here and it was the lesser of the evils that got killed.”
WHAT
25 MayorEmanuel 2020-01-04
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626877253225021471/657298924914081802/image0.jpg
6 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-04
Satan once trolled God into looking like a total asshole by convincing God to torture some righteous dude. God killed the dude's kids, destroyed all his shit, and was like, "See, Satan, Job still loves me."
Satan said, "Lol what a fuckin psychopath."
God intoned, "No, he's not crazy. He still loves me because he has the faith of the righteous man."
"Not Job, you retard, I'm talking about you." and then Satan lmaoed
I'm paraphrasing but the point is that Satan is way more based than burgerland.
3 Brahmasexual 2020-01-04
Satan is a redneck flicking matches at a can of gasoline in his driveway
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2 Platycel 2020-01-04
Hey dude good comment
14 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-04
Drumpf is the greater evil
4 911roofer 2020-01-04
Muslims are dumb as hell. It's why the middle east is a shitheap.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-01-04
That is the faith of kuffaar. إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللّٰهُ
24 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-04
Inshallah brother
18 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-04
Inshallah we will be cleansed in righteous fire without delay
9 GeminiRocket 2020-01-04
It's like Redditors would think it would be good to meet IRL.
Edit : jewdank, come home
3 AwanBros 2020-01-04
I'm seeing many individuals with strong opinions calling each other kafirs and murtads
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