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1  2020-01-05 by SJCards

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Why do westerners all hate their countries? Do they really think it gets any better?

It's a signal, "my country sucks but I recognize and am one of the good ones, look at how thoughtful and and aware I am of geopolitics and all I had to do is apply the formula, (action) => {action.parent===this.state.country?'bad':'good'}

Shut it nerd

Tru

this.false

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🤢🤢 Javascript or some other weakshit lang

Triple equals === gay

weakly typed stuff is fun so long as it's only like 10-20% of your job, full stack is where it's at, JS is a neat little resting period before I do the back-end code.

Unless you're working assembly hepped up on benzos and booze maintaining no notes you're not a real programmer tbh

Assembly is like little baby

I only program in compiler-specific SIMD intrinsics and #pragmas

I'm writing a medium article about it titled "everything i don't like considered harmful"

This but unironically

I build systems from gates on silicon, only way to really make them unhackable.

Based but probably insane

benzos and booze

[Root, ’/‘, (req: $Shape(Request), res: $Shape(Response)) => res.send(200)]

LOOK MUM IM A L33T BACKEND CODER

Why do retards who make a basic API think they’re on the same level as people who do AI stuff. Like no, pulling data from a database and using some high level server framework doesn’t make you good at your job, it just makes you a cheeto dust covered fat ass

Lol, "AI stuff" maybe the comp Sci and statistics double PhD researchers are doing some cool things but most AI people aee just applying an api. The real truth of it is that all software engineers are lazy and doing as little work as possible applying the same basic patterns to different problems abd customizing it.

Front end gets a bad wrap because it has a history of being 80% fiddling with css/html which is hardly coding but also not true anymore.

When I say AI stuff I’m not talking about calling an AWS service. I work with quants and thought I was a smart ass during my CS degree but they make me feel like a spastic nigger

Yeah thankfully front end isn’t like that anymore. At my place the designers generate 90% of the styles and our front end guys are pretty much just JS/app developers

Web devs always sound like they're talking about foids.

"The front-end looks simpler, but it's inconsistent, hard to reason about, and so driven by fads and fashion. Give me the back-end any day of the week, it's solid and consistent".

That’s not a formula or a function signature you retard

It's a lambda function.

What’s that got to do with anything? Lambda simply means anonymous function.

Your formula would be:

P: X = C -> {‘bad’, ‘good’}

Admit it, you just learned JavaScript and wanted to look cool on a forum for retards

You're just writing the same thing in a different format pedanticly, a function is a formula.

A formula is strictly mathematical unless we’re talking chemistry.

What is action? Why do we only care about the parent property? What is this? What is state? Why do we only care about the country? None of these things are relevant.

If you’re showing a formula you only want what’s relevant, which is your predicate and the yes/no response.

Your predicate function also needs to be pure, so this.state.country breaks it. What’s the point in a variable we can’t account for?

Nerd

A formula is strictly mathematical unless we’re talking chemistry.

No it isn't, as long as it expresses the logic in a concise and consistent way it is a formula regardless of whether you have a preferred lexicon.

What is action? Why do we only care about the parent property? What is this? What is state? Why do we only care about the country? None of these things are relevant.

These are the things that connect it to the context, action is whatever action is being evaluated, 'this' is a common reference to the entity performing the function the comparison is the country of the entity to the country of the action is the entire point which your formula completely leaves out because you cared more about making a semantic point than actually thinking for one second about what my formula was doing.

If you’re showing a formula you only want what’s relevant, which is your predicate and the yes/no response.

And if your formula doesn't show everything that's relevant then you're a retard that cares more about shaving off a few characters than actually getting their point across.

Your predicate function also needs to be pure, so this.state.country breaks it. What’s the point in a variable we can’t account for?

No it doesn't.

Nerd

Your self awareness is pathetic.

These people act like they’d rather live in Iran than California

Unironicaly. Better rich in Teheran than poor in SF.

Being locally rich is all right everywhere, but being locally poor is shit everywhere. These things are relative. Money lets you separate from whatever shithole you're living in and keep it at arm's length, but being on the streets of a tech metropolis is still being on the streets.

I'd rather be poor in Elmore County Idaho than middle class in any metropolitan city in Europe outside of Spain.

k hillbilly

I prefer the term "son of the soil"

The common clay of the new West. You know. Morons.

Are you talking?

Not getting a Blazing Saddles reference smgdh

I don't watch movies with a z and a d in the title.

Should have said, better be a pistachio farmer / car salesman in Iran than living under the poverty line in SF.

You won't stay rich in Tehran long unless you're somehow connected.

Hard choice to make tbh.

https://www.amazon.com/Revolutionary-Optimism-Western-Nihilism-Vltchek/dp/6025095418

We have the best analytical approach in every field, except happiness.

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Not true. The people who think like someone else needs to be blamed, blame EU.

Cope

Ayatollah plz respond

He said WHEN not IF

Bernie Sanders has also responded offering Iran free college and healthcare while Biden has offered to personally wash the Ayatollah’s balls.

Biden challenges the Ayatollah to a push up contest to settle this issue once and for all.

Sounds like a deal

what a timeline to be alive

It’s truly amazing isn’t it?

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That's a suspiciously attractive and funny bong foid. Probably a tranny.

Half pole

So, yes.

Half pole with a pole

He really needs to step aside and let a real pro at international diplomacy like Dennis Rodman handle the situation.

Actually... Yeah.

Michael Moore has been a cringefest for as long I can remember. Makes me embarrassed to be liberal.

You can be a liberal. Just don’t be a leftist.

when I was little I thought "leftist" meant you discriminated against left-handed people

Well, left handed people are the devil. Source: am left handed.

- Mama Boucher

You know Michael Moore has an undercover reddit account and posts on /r/politics

an

AN?

Just one🤔

Calling it now he’ll be Michelle Moore in <5 years

Melty commie grandma to the rescue!

This wh*te man really trying

Pretty elaborate way to plug his podcast.

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Never apologize, Snappy.

I dmed his ass told him to bring it on and sent a dick pic so he knew I meant business

Sliding in that Ayatollah's DMs like hey girl you wannt get lunch?

Ayatolla eyesite check

Short $LMT fags, short it

I used to really like michael Moore 🤦‍♂️

Lesbianism happens to most original wokesters eventually 🥺

Step aside everyone, I’ll take care of this. I’ve got a podcast!!

Useful idiot.

Every time I see a photo of Moore, he appears to be another step closer to transitioning into a fat lesbian.

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And you mother fuckers want to stand up to us.....

I’m sure the Ayatollah is gonna watch some irrelevant fat boomers podcast. I’m also sure it’ll change his mind! I also just had a lobotomy!!!!

Lmao, then under that is Rose McGowan's top tier cringe tweet.

Hey you motherfucker you're my Reddit nemesis. All your opinions are retarded