Inshallah. Now Trump and Ayatollah can compare the size of their big red buttons

1  2020-01-05 by heeehaaw

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Lol did anyone ever actually think that Iran stopped their nuke program?

our entire economy is based on oil but we're totally working on clean energy solutions

Redditors do lol

Reddit as never been right about anything.

Exactly why I deny climate change and believe Epstein actually committed suicide

Based

Their nuke programme is the longest running in the world with zero weapons grade results, even the countries without "former" Nazi scientists. It was always the presence of a programme they wanted. It's their number one bargaining chip.

But now nobody’s going to ever stop it because if you’re not a US ally and you don’t have nukes, America will just kill your leaders.

Every non-retarded dictator should be getting nukes now. It’s not even that advanced technology.

Everyone should have nukes. It's called the second amendment sweetie. Look it up.

"We stopped doing it I proooomise :)"

You really have to be a special kind of idiot to believe it.

Any way you try to twist it, it would make no fucking sense for them to do so. Same with NK. Fucking obviously they will continue developing nukes, because without nukes, they have fucking nothing against superpowers like the US that do.

What happens when they get caught? "I proooomise we won't do it anymore :)" and the fucking cycle repeats.

I thought the UN found evidence that they were doing that already?

They did. Iran revoking their end of the treaty is only a formality to what they have already been doing since the beginning.

So why do western lefties love them again?

Daddy issues.

Because western lefties see the world as good vs. bad. The USA is bad, therefore their enemies are good

Because they aren't Saudi Sunnis.

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And Obama was putting a stop to it with his plan. Drumpf literally blew up the world

Your act isn’t funny.

It’s 100% true that it’s Trumps fault though.

I don’t care what’s true. I just care about unfunny gimmickposters in my pure pristine arrDrama.

You’re not funny.

It's not too late to offer up your bussy for the Iranians in exchange for a spot in their rape dungeons when the bombs drop.

Good. Terrorists using conventional weapons or household appliances was getting boring. I wanna see cool stuff when I look at the morning paper.

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