I've been dumping unopened 24-packs of aquafina straight into the ocean every day for years, just to flex on the libs. Unfortunately, no one cares because I'm ugly and poor.
I think it's because he dumped that old mulatto foid for a younger biracial piece of ass on that show. The women like it because they see themselves as "quirky and weird" like her without realizing she was also thin and worked hard on her appearance.
If we are canceling people over water bottles now I don’t know how these people step foot in a Costco. They have isles of single use bottles stacked to the ceiling. Libs would be losing it.
Lmao imagine paying for something that literally falls out of the sky every day, libs are right your dumb asf, no wonder you get baited by free samples, the only way your dumbass can hunt a deer
imagine buying water and using space to load it instead of a aquafina because your ground water's tainted with ocean salt.
He was already #Cancelled. Problem is no one finds my girl Anna Faris attractive enough to care whether or not he did her dirty to give him more than a goldfish's attention span to him.
Morphing into Chad overnight and leaving your B-list foid to shack up with the seed of Schwarzenegger is not "doing anyone dirty," it is simply the will of Allah
This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.
Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.
Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.
Boyega going rogue really is making me excited for when the first Marvel person gets themselves well and truly cancelled. Pratt and Evans always seem like they're right on the verge of saying something retarded.
I once saw a Mercedes X-Class (a Mercedes pickup truck based on the Nissan Frontier, probably not available in burger-land due to the chicken tax) with a sticker on the back saying "MY CARBON FOOTPRINT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS".
We either went with Land Cruisers with air snorkels and shit. Or utes (low-riding pickups based on mid-size sedans) with 5L v8 engines that could do burnouts and donuts just by tapping the accelerator.
I once saw a Mercedes X-Class (a Mercedes pickup truck based on the Nissan Frontier, probably not available in burger-land due to the chicken tax) with a sticker on the back saying "MY CARBON FOOTPRINT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS".
He made the fatal flaw of apologizing. Apologizing has literally never helped anyone who tried it ever. Because the point isn't to make you change, the point is to make you hurt.
It was actually on his Instagram that it really caught attention when Jason Momoa said something along the lines of "I love you bro, but single use plastic? Really? Save the ocean." Or some garbage. Ironic seeing as he's apparently a motorbike enthusiast.
All these smoothbrains stressing about macroplastics while the ocean fills with microplastics. Theyre both dreaming if they think Frau Greta will spare them.
Even that Somali Islamic warlord banned single-use plastic throughout his domain. If you cannot obey the will of Allah, why should I listen to you? I bet you don't do anything to help solve the problem which is the biggest concern for people (it's /r/drama, and the solution is obvious and final).
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136 Oscar_Pistorius 2020-01-07
I've been dumping unopened 24-packs of aquafina straight into the ocean every day for years, just to flex on the libs. Unfortunately, no one cares because I'm ugly and poor.
19 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-07
I agree but it might also have to do the fact that you killed your wife.
6 Oscar_Pistorius 2020-01-07
Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not actually Oscar. I created this account to celebrate the life and legacy of my favorite African athlete.
Also, he’s not guilty, but if he did unload 4 clips into that foid, she deserved it probably. What was she doing in the bathroom? Pooping? GROSS.
115 KaaraRaven 2020-01-07
Chris gets cancelled like every other week whenever Twitter remembers that he's a Christian Trump voter.
57 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
HE VOTED FOR TRUMP?????
81 theworstever 2020-01-07
He likes guns too.
But its okay because e-thots want to get their gussy pounded by him in missionary.
28 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
He's in a relationship
84 Outdated_CPU_1 2020-01-07
That literally means nothing to an e-thot.
64 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-07
No it means he’s validated by another woman and is even hotter
45 _agrees_with_idiots_ 2020-01-07
Women are like jobs, it's almost impossible to get a good one if you don't already have one
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-07
She doesn't have a Bull.
1 wm20123 2020-01-07
I think it's because he dumped that old mulatto foid for a younger biracial piece of ass on that show. The women like it because they see themselves as "quirky and weird" like her without realizing she was also thin and worked hard on her appearance.
1 ButtHuff 2020-01-07
HE WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS
86 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-07
They still wanna suck his dick but now angrily
54 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-07
this nigga gonna vote R so hard then party at Mel Gibson's and a-team a bitch with Vince Vaughan.
12 Skobtsov 2020-01-07
If mel Gibson became president, would he be more hated or less hated than trump?
6 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-07
President of Australia?
20 Skobtsov 2020-01-07
Of Israel of course
1 [deleted] 2020-01-07
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50 hyphenjack 2020-01-07
oh my god who the hell cares
This thing reads like a Babylon bee article
33 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
If we are canceling people over water bottles now I don’t know how these people step foot in a Costco. They have isles of single use bottles stacked to the ceiling. Libs would be losing it.
11 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-07
Lmao imagine paying for something that literally falls out of the sky every day, libs are right your dumb asf, no wonder you get baited by free samples, the only way your dumbass can hunt a deer
imagine buying water and using space to load it instead of a aquafina because your ground water's tainted with ocean salt.
15 -Kite-Man- 2020-01-07
Imagine being so poor you have to fill up a bottle every now and then.
6 Platycel 2020-01-07
Imagine thinking it's about money and not about boycotting Big Water
6 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
Imagine using the term “big water” in a serious manner.
1 Platycel 2020-01-07
Fuck off Big Retard
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
Aquafina is a great water brand. Top quality.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-07
Its great for filtering shit vodka too
11 Rentokill_boy 2020-01-07
It's just a distraction from the real story which is him raping kids
3 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
I seriously thought this was a Babylon bee article
25 CCAlkie 2020-01-07
He was already #Cancelled. Problem is no one finds my girl Anna Faris attractive enough to care whether or not he did her dirty to give him more than a goldfish's attention span to him.
13 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
I'm not going to get into that but he didn't do her dirty
37 BrometheusPound 2020-01-07
Morphing into Chad overnight and leaving your B-list foid to shack up with the seed of Schwarzenegger is not "doing anyone dirty," it is simply the will of Allah
11 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
She's had alcohol and drug problems as well
15 CCAlkie 2020-01-07
Well get in the fucking car.
2 wm20123 2020-01-07
Let's be honest, judging from her facial features this is a multi generational problem.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-07
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3 -Kite-Man- 2020-01-07
...literally knock-off Cameron Diaz?
16 SnapshillBot 2020-01-07
This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.
Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.
Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.
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12 SJCards 2020-01-07
What he should have said.
14 darth_tiffany 2020-01-07
Boyega going rogue really is making me excited for when the first Marvel person gets themselves well and truly cancelled. Pratt and Evans always seem like they're right on the verge of saying something retarded.
2 Adramolino 2020-01-07
Evans who?
6 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-07
Captain America, Anti-Trump Repub prime about to be cancelled iircc
2 _Ensanglante 2020-01-07
what did he do?
7 Chapose 2020-01-07
Does it matter?
2 ButtHuff 2020-01-07
He named the Jew.
1 Adramolino 2020-01-07
Why what did he do?
8 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-07
I once saw a Mercedes X-Class (a Mercedes pickup truck based on the Nissan Frontier, probably not available in burger-land due to the chicken tax) with a sticker on the back saying "MY CARBON FOOTPRINT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS".
6 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
Neat.
3 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-07
It would look better on a real pick-up truck but those are pretty rare in Australia.
6 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
At least you got this great story out of it
1 wm20123 2020-01-07
If there are no pickup trucks in Australia, what do people jack up and drive exclusively on the highway?
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-07
Australia just doesn't do that.
We either went with Land Cruisers with air snorkels and shit. Or utes (low-riding pickups based on mid-size sedans) with 5L v8 engines that could do burnouts and donuts just by tapping the accelerator.
1 wm20123 2020-01-07
I guess the welfare system makes vehicles typically used for work unappealing.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
Cool Sorry.
Why don’t you tell it to me again
6 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-07
I once saw a Mercedes X-Class (a Mercedes pickup truck based on the Nissan Frontier, probably not available in burger-land due to the chicken tax) with a sticker on the back saying "MY CARBON FOOTPRINT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS".
2 -Kite-Man- 2020-01-07
What's a chicken tax?
2 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-07
IIRC the EU put a tax on US chickens so the US put a revenge tax on trucks, so the US doesn't really import trucks (even to this day).
1 [deleted] 2020-01-07
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7 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-07
What a fucking monster. Get this trash out of here.
5 SamManilla 2020-01-07
He made the fatal flaw of apologizing. Apologizing has literally never helped anyone who tried it ever. Because the point isn't to make you change, the point is to make you hurt.
3 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
You notice daddy Trump never apologizes for anything and he became president.
1 SamManilla 2020-01-07
Exactly.
4 TerribleRelief9 2020-01-07
They've been going after Pratt since they noticed he was christian.
3 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
WTF
3 educated-idiot 2020-01-07
It was actually on his Instagram that it really caught attention when Jason Momoa said something along the lines of "I love you bro, but single use plastic? Really? Save the ocean." Or some garbage. Ironic seeing as he's apparently a motorbike enthusiast.
1 wm20123 2020-01-07
All these smoothbrains stressing about macroplastics while the ocean fills with microplastics. Theyre both dreaming if they think Frau Greta will spare them.
3 fbcc1233 2020-01-07
Lmao yes this is the biggest concern for people. Single use plastic. Thank you for saving us The Hillary.
4 Elite_AI 2020-01-07
Even that Somali Islamic warlord banned single-use plastic throughout his domain. If you cannot obey the will of Allah, why should I listen to you? I bet you don't do anything to help solve the problem which is the biggest concern for people (it's /r/drama, and the solution is obvious and final).
2 fbcc1233 2020-01-07
Mayos are the plastic of Earth.
3 OceanGeese 2020-01-07
Refill it.
2 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Take that nigga job
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-01-07
Well now I know never to click on another link from the hill for any reason whatsoever again.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-07
lol I thought he was gonna be wearing a Drumpf t-shirt or something but no lol he used a bottle. Current year.