Be sure to hydrate. You’ve lost a lot of shit-water.

There is no harm in drinking water. The worst that will happen is that your piss and shit will be clear. Maybe drink ginger ale or Gatorade, electrolytes or some shit.

Actually as few as 8 liters can kill you because of electrolyte depletion.

who the fuck drinks 8 liters of water in one sitting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication#Notable_cases

Yeah if you dont eat any salt lol

All you can do. Go to hospital doctor thing if still pooping in 6 hours or so.

Also try plain oatmeal and praying to a higher power if that doesn't work.

Get hydralite.

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Also sugars.

Real dramatards dont poop 🤢🤢🤢

Dude are you really this stupid wasting all of that time on the porcelain Jew? Throw on a diaper and get on with the rest of your day like a real king.

Based. Time to diaper up, OP.

Lean on the left/right to not choke on your own vomit during sleeping.

lean on the left/right

centrists only here thank you

"I'm eating my own vomit I must have done something right"

Better to choke on your own vomit than to abandon your principles.

Get some electrolytes and Imodium and take tomorrow off. 🤗 Canned soup is salty and watery so it’ll replenish what you’ve lost. The grocery store also usually has ready made meals (in the deli section) that are like rice and chicken based (tikka masala, rice/chicken/peppers, etc). Feel better.

I found that if the crap is liquid it's best to eat bread or something solid not oily. Tends to help out my stomach and help my crap return to normal.

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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What the hell did you eat

Are you feeling any better?