Fiction makes one expect a CIA agent to be some sort of hard-nosed operative, but then you get a gander at one and see that that they are a hideous five head, double chinned, greasy haired, gluttonous mayo foid. Now we know why our 3 letter secret police have such a long and well documented history of screwing everything up.
You're assuming they believe it based on her saying so when she's almost guaranteed to be full of shit.
Therea always X percent of people who believe the onion, so theres those people.
But the idea that all the rightoids are believing the babylon bee is just coming from her mouth.
Literally just make the Faceboomers answer a poll even if it gets botted it's still more reliable than this bitch, she literally looks like new-guy in a wig.
This is the correct take. Because all those FB comments they read were totally serial and not satire in and of themselves. Clearly, some leftoids will believe the onion, even if that number is super small. But its not someone elses job to make sure no one gets to read the onion because someone MIGHT believe them.
Its all cope anyways because we all know why they get so ass blasted over the BB, because it seems too real in 2015+4.
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29 LightUmbra 2020-01-07
Lol fat
13 diggity_md 2020-01-07
fat and unimportant
1 SpacemanSkiff 2020-01-07
But you repeat yourself
21 Chapose 2020-01-07
Lol there are actually people saying these sites should stop writing satire for some time...
10 diggity_md 2020-01-07
We need more dramph bad thinkpieces
4 qwertyman_101 2020-01-07
The economy is better than ever, and that's a bad thing
17 SnapshillBot 2020-01-07
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11 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-01-07
Fiction makes one expect a CIA agent to be some sort of hard-nosed operative, but then you get a gander at one and see that that they are a hideous five head, double chinned, greasy haired, gluttonous mayo foid. Now we know why our 3 letter secret police have such a long and well documented history of screwing everything up.
14 chodemessiah 2020-01-07
Bay of pigs lookin ass
8 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
She's...gorgeous...
7 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
Haha Republicans are dumb
18 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
Haha satire is fake news
3 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
But why are they so dumb and gullible?
20 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
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-1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
Did the Babylon Bee tell you that?
11 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
drama told me that
8 OrangeManCostume 2020-01-07
You're assuming they believe it based on her saying so when she's almost guaranteed to be full of shit.
Therea always X percent of people who believe the onion, so theres those people.
But the idea that all the rightoids are believing the babylon bee is just coming from her mouth.
Literally just make the Faceboomers answer a poll even if it gets botted it's still more reliable than this bitch, she literally looks like new-guy in a wig.
6 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
This is the correct take. Because all those FB comments they read were totally serial and not satire in and of themselves. Clearly, some leftoids will believe the onion, even if that number is super small. But its not someone elses job to make sure no one gets to read the onion because someone MIGHT believe them.
Its all cope anyways because we all know why they get so ass blasted over the BB, because it seems too real in 2015+4.
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1 wow___justwow 2020-01-07
poe's law is a bitch these days
4 CantWakeUpJPG 2020-01-07
Because they are inbred. ðŸ¤
1 Brahmasexual 2020-01-07
They’re posting it to own their lib family, it’s even better if it’s made up.
2 Redactor0 2020-01-07
Wait how would Corporal Retard know who was run as an agent by the CIA, let's see who this is... 🤔🤔🤔
Okay, I get it. You can't get the most basic terms right because everything you know about espionage comes from Vin Diesel movies.
6 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
youre telling me triple X didnt work for the government?
3 Redactor0 2020-01-07
It was actually not a documentary.
3 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
get the fuck outta here bruh i saw it fuqqin hapen wit my two eyes