Beardcels are the biggest cope

1  2020-01-08 by HRCsFavoriteSlave

Imagine having to cover up your lower third because your genetic inferiority cursed you with no jaw line. If you have a beard I'd recommend you to just rope.

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Sounds like non masculine cope tbh

Not having boyish charm is the biggest cope

Only if you're looking to impress catholic priests.

I had enough attention from them growing up as a catholic gypsy boy

I'd rather have my "middle aged goon" motif than being a baby face any day

You can’t grow a beard huh?

Plenty of dudes with solid jaw lines and beards tbh.

Sadly I was cursed with the beard genetic 😔

I cope with shaving every morning as every real man should

I am sorry you can't grow a beard like us rugged, manly types. As a coping mechanism, may I suggest anime? It seems like, from a distance anyway, that anime is where a lot of runty and malformed men find comfort and community.

If guy can't grow a beard he may as well just transition already.

Nothing is more masculine than being prettier than the foid you're boning

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Imagine not being able to grow facial hair AND wasting time and money shaving every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCbf4DjlHuM

Lol beardcels are chinless faggots 🤣

"haha bro you can't grow beard like me"

Imagine wasting precious time scraping your face with a piece of metal every morning.

Some of us have obligations to attend to.

I love looking like an Islamic scholar or at least an Muslim terorist tbh

I used to have a beard just like this guy but everyone told me it's ugly so nowadays my beard is not that bold. However changing my beard didn't actually change anything because it turns out it was not my beard but myself what was ugly smh

I don't know whether you have any familiarity with conservative Muslim types but when I wear fez or anything resembling Islamic I look like an imam or at least a very conservative muslim. Plus I'm an atheist and kinda Islamophobe so there's an irony in there.

Have you tried having sex, incel?

Shit, get yourself a tiny car and you could infiltrate the Shriners.

Enormous levels of wispy haired cope detected. Anyone who needs to shave only once a week should be shot.

Wrong. I have a beard because I'm just too lazy to shave.