Beardcels are the biggest cope
1 2020-01-08 by HRCsFavoriteSlave
Imagine having to cover up your lower third because your genetic inferiority cursed you with no jaw line. If you have a beard I'd recommend you to just rope.
1 2020-01-08 by HRCsFavoriteSlave
Imagine having to cover up your lower third because your genetic inferiority cursed you with no jaw line. If you have a beard I'd recommend you to just rope.
20 comments
12 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-08
Sounds like non masculine cope tbh
4 HRCsFavoriteSlave 2020-01-08
Not having boyish charm is the biggest cope
7 EyeseeFN 2020-01-08
Only if you're looking to impress catholic priests.
2 HRCsFavoriteSlave 2020-01-08
I had enough attention from them growing up as a catholic gypsy boy
3 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-08
I'd rather have my "middle aged goon" motif than being a baby face any day
8 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-01-08
You can’t grow a beard huh?
Plenty of dudes with solid jaw lines and beards tbh.
4 HRCsFavoriteSlave 2020-01-08
Sadly I was cursed with the beard genetic 😔
I cope with shaving every morning as every real man should
4 VALIS666 2020-01-08
I am sorry you can't grow a beard like us rugged, manly types. As a coping mechanism, may I suggest anime? It seems like, from a distance anyway, that anime is where a lot of runty and malformed men find comfort and community.
3 trapochaphouse 2020-01-08
If guy can't grow a beard he may as well just transition already.
2 HRCsFavoriteSlave 2020-01-08
Nothing is more masculine than being prettier than the foid you're boning
1 [deleted] 2020-01-08
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3 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-01-08
Imagine not being able to grow facial hair AND wasting time and money shaving every day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCbf4DjlHuM
3 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-08
Lol beardcels are chinless faggots 🤣
"haha bro you can't grow beard like me"
2 Bovolt 2020-01-08
Imagine wasting precious time scraping your face with a piece of metal every morning.
Some of us have obligations to attend to.
2 AltRitardando 2020-01-08
Beardcel "obligations"
1 aduketsavar 2020-01-08
I love looking like an Islamic scholar or at least an Muslim terorist tbh
I used to have a beard just like this guy but everyone told me it's ugly so nowadays my beard is not that bold. However changing my beard didn't actually change anything because it turns out it was not my beard but myself what was ugly smh
I don't know whether you have any familiarity with conservative Muslim types but when I wear fez or anything resembling Islamic I look like an imam or at least a very conservative muslim. Plus I'm an atheist and kinda Islamophobe so there's an irony in there.
3 HRCsFavoriteSlave 2020-01-08
Have you tried having sex, incel?
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-08
Shit, get yourself a tiny car and you could infiltrate the Shriners.
1 OfficialBeetroot 2020-01-08
Enormous levels of wispy haired cope detected. Anyone who needs to shave only once a week should be shot.
1 fuckedupridiculant 2020-01-08
Wrong. I have a beard because I'm just too lazy to shave.