In which Mr Hung impresses the supple, young, flirtatious friends of his daughter. [not a fever dream] [monster dong]

1  2020-01-08 by zhcyiDnein

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Imagine being able to stand up without fainting while you've got a boner.

It never even began for dicklets.

cw: gussy worship

Imagine you're a 19 year old girl and you find your dad's reddit and this is the shit he's making up

Lmao

Not denying this is fake, but apparently Reddit is full of never nudes.

As likely as that is, ok, it's still not comfortable to walk really any distance around the house, including down a flight of stairs and during coffee prep, with a raging hard on. I'll wait a minute for that to die down before i move about even if nobody is home.

I don't know if it's different if you have smol pp or not, maybe it's more comfortable.

I forget about that. I'm over forty and I don't have raging anything anymore unless I take some meds.

Does your morbid obesity factor in with your erectile dysfunction?

I'm not morbidly obese. And my BP is good, so I assume my heart can't pump enough blood to my big ol donger like it used to.

I’m sorry you feel that way

Did it just sorta happen quickly, or was it a noticeable but slow decline in erection quality over time? Just curious.

Just a gradual decline. It still works but the more effort I need to put into the act, my body doesn't seem to be able to get the blood everywhere it's needed unless I take a pill, if you catch my drift. My cardio isn't great per se, but I don't have a sedentary job or lifestyle, so I'm not that badly out of shape.

Thanks, I was just curious, if I was going to experience that, how it might manifest.

/r/BigDickProblems reporting in I see

Linking situational normiefag subreddits should be punishable by stoning

Thinking r/subredditsarehashtags should be a bannable offense

I dont have like a monster 9" dong or anything, it's bigger than average but the problem really is, as I see it, weight/leverage. Eventually, I think the thing just weighs too much so any motion that produces up/down or side/side motion is annoying af because it swings around an uncomfortable or 'too violent' (used loosely) amount, you feel it in the suspensory ligaments and the thing just slaps you in the thighs or the pelvis/below belly button area.

Also, I mean, making coffee in the nude? Miss me with that potentially scalding water near my junk shit. Or knocking my junk into cabinets. Jesus, just put some house shorts or pj bottoms on.

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I love fever dreamS