Vegan cultists cannot even look at a video of a happy cow without throwing a tantrum

1  2020-01-08 by PorkGolem

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Five years ago reddit, and the internet in general really, was 99% anti-animal rights. I’m glad the tides are changing.

He must have been on some different internet 5 years ago, because it was full of hairy vegans back then too.

Any animal that would rather stand in the rain and moo like an idiot instead of going in the barn built for them deserves to be turned into some foid's designer handbag.

Never even began for moo-cels.

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY THIS CUTE VIDEO OF A COW NOOOOOO

⛈☔️️❄️️🐢

Wtfrick

Unironically yes.

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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And look at you, complaining about other people's opinions...then making a post about it to complain even more. Wah, wah, wah.

You're just a big complainy pants, aren't you?

laughing at stupid people is complaining

Cry more veggie-cel

Incels complain more than feminists...who you also complain about.

I also openly support white genocide at the hands of Islam, so sweatheart check my post history a little better darling 👌🏿

making fun of people is complaining

Cope harder veg-cel

Complainy pants McGee over here just keeps bitching and throwing a bitchfest. Every reply -- complaints.

Quit your complaining and live your life.

goes out of his way to cry about being made fun of, like a little bitch

accuses me of complaining

Projection, cope, and massive seethe. This is your brain without meat.

Eat the burger and shut the fuck up

Woah, easy there. Is the burger plant-based?

Generally speaking, anything I put in my mouth will get me to shut the fuck up. It doesn't necessarily have to be meat.

I wouldn't mind it if you put my meat in your mouth OwO

Are dicks vegan?

Nice. You made the clear connection I laid out which abstractly compares meat to dicks.

Though, that's more of a philosophical question.

Philosophy is for fags

So can a vegan swallow cum?

Yes, but only with consent from the jizzer.

I shall grant you my consent then 😇

Don't downvote this lolcow, much like a real cow we must milk him first before consuming him.

ehrmm

*clears throat

FUCK ANIMALS

Ahem.

*clears throat

THAT IS BESTIALITY

DON'T DO THAT

I thought vegans were into that.

You thought wrong. Haven't you been paying attention?

Take dairy farmers for example.

While gripping bull semen they stick their entire arms up cows' vaginas to impregnate them and then play around with their nipples.

We're against that, champ.

lmaoooo this nigga fucks cows 😂😂

Dude...based on his name, he is a Bernie Bro.

Why do you think Sanders supports the Cenk campaign?

what is "white women"?

When you die at 40 due to a lack of protein and b12, you’ll know those of who complain about your mind we’re right.

A lack of protein? Are you simple?

I go down on so many beans and swallow so many nuts, it's like I'm constantly surrounded by vaginas and testicles.

Have sex incel

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Here I am having a conversation with a vagina.

I, too, was once retarded like you. Thankfully, I took the meatpill and am now no longer dying of malnutrition.

Once a retard, always a retard my mama said.

I'm guessing meatpill is slang for cock?

Or is it like the metaphorical redpill incel soggy biscuit parade?

Well it is now, geez.

How you start it is you do an over branching comment to everyone saying you love them all looking for anyone who refuses or says no thank you. Then you proceed to annoyingly convince them to just accept it. Where you find the most difficulty is keeping them hooked. My tactic is responding with over simplified and most likely false armchair psychology and that accepting my love with make them feel better. To add more annoyance maKe sure you correct any grammer or spelling errors they make. Another key part is to never define the type or intensity of love. Your love lies anywhere between love for yor fellow man to straight up sexual and obsessive. If you want to end the conversation, implant some creepiness have have your love suddenly escalate in style or intensity. I did this on world of warcraft and i managed to find where the guy was questing so i set my character to fallow him making everything that much creepier

Snappy pls

Aw that cow is tenderizing itself

On the one hand vegans are ethically right, and meat eaters are fucking retarded. On the other hand meat is delicious. True radical centrism dictates that I eat meat.

Radical centrism requires you to starve to death