Any animal that would rather stand in the rain and moo like an idiot instead of going in the barn built for them deserves to be turned into some foid's designer handbag.
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
How you start it is you do an over branching comment to everyone saying you love them all looking for anyone who refuses or says no thank you. Then you proceed to annoyingly convince them to just accept it. Where you find the most difficulty is keeping them hooked. My tactic is responding with over simplified and most likely false armchair psychology and that accepting my love with make them feel better. To add more annoyance maKe sure you correct any grammer or spelling errors they make. Another key part is to never define the type or intensity of love. Your love lies anywhere between love for yor fellow man to straight up sexual and obsessive. If you want to end the conversation, implant some creepiness have have your love suddenly escalate in style or intensity. I did this on world of warcraft and i managed to find where the guy was questing so i set my character to fallow him making everything that much creepier
On the one hand vegans are ethically right, and meat eaters are fucking retarded. On the other hand meat is delicious. True radical centrism dictates that I eat meat.
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10 PM_ME_YOUR_ABUSE 2020-01-08
He must have been on some different internet 5 years ago, because it was full of hairy vegans back then too.
9 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-01-08
Any animal that would rather stand in the rain and moo like an idiot instead of going in the barn built for them deserves to be turned into some foid's designer handbag.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-08
Never even began for moo-cels.
5 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-08
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT ENJOY THIS CUTE VIDEO OF A COW NOOOOOO
3 Comrade_Natalie 2020-01-08
⛈☔️️❄️️🐢
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-08
Wtfrick
1 Platycel 2020-01-08
Unironically yes.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-08
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
And look at you, complaining about other people's opinions...then making a post about it to complain even more. Wah, wah, wah.
You're just a big complainy pants, aren't you?
7 PorkGolem 2020-01-08
Cry more veggie-cel
0 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Incels complain more than feminists...who you also complain about.
8 PorkGolem 2020-01-08
I also openly support white genocide at the hands of Islam, so sweatheart check my post history a little better darling 👌🏿
Cope harder veg-cel
0 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Complainy pants McGee over here just keeps bitching and throwing a bitchfest. Every reply -- complaints.
Quit your complaining and live your life.
7 PorkGolem 2020-01-08
Projection, cope, and massive seethe. This is your brain without meat.
7 diggity_md 2020-01-08
Eat the burger and shut the fuck up
1 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Woah, easy there. Is the burger plant-based?
Generally speaking, anything I put in my mouth will get me to shut the fuck up. It doesn't necessarily have to be meat.
9 kurwamacja 2020-01-08
I wouldn't mind it if you put my meat in your mouth OwO
5 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-01-08
Are dicks vegan?
0 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Nice. You made the clear connection I laid out which abstractly compares meat to dicks.
Though, that's more of a philosophical question.
9 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-01-08
Philosophy is for fags
1 Sarge_Says 2020-01-08
So can a vegan swallow cum?
1 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Yes, but only with consent from the jizzer.
1 Chapose 2020-01-08
I shall grant you my consent then 😇
2 forseti911 2020-01-08
Don't downvote this lolcow, much like a real cow we must milk him first before consuming him.
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-08
ehrmm
*clears throat
FUCK ANIMALS
2 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Ahem.
*clears throat
THAT IS BESTIALITY
DON'T DO THAT
3 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-08
I thought vegans were into that.
0 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
You thought wrong. Haven't you been paying attention?
Take dairy farmers for example.
While gripping bull semen they stick their entire arms up cows' vaginas to impregnate them and then play around with their nipples.
We're against that, champ.
5 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-08
lmaoooo this nigga fucks cows 😂😂
1 DangerNut 2020-01-08
Dude...based on his name, he is a Bernie Bro.
Why do you think Sanders supports the Cenk campaign?
1 simplicity3000 2020-01-08
what is "white women"?
1 istural 2020-01-08
When you die at 40 due to a lack of protein and b12, you’ll know those of who complain about your mind we’re right.
0 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
A lack of protein? Are you simple?
I go down on so many beans and swallow so many nuts, it's like I'm constantly surrounded by vaginas and testicles.
1 istural 2020-01-08
Have sex incel
1 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Here I am having a conversation with a vagina.
1 dramasexual 2020-01-08
I, too, was once retarded like you. Thankfully, I took the meatpill and am now no longer dying of malnutrition.
1 BernieDurden 2020-01-08
Once a retard, always a retard my mama said.
I'm guessing meatpill is slang for cock?
Or is it like the metaphorical redpill incel soggy biscuit parade?
1 dramasexual 2020-01-08
Well it is now, geez.
1 baIIrot 2020-01-08
Snappy pls
1 MotorButterscotch 2020-01-08
Aw that cow is tenderizing itself
0 SupremeBlizzard 2020-01-08
On the one hand vegans are ethically right, and meat eaters are fucking retarded. On the other hand meat is delicious. True radical centrism dictates that I eat meat.
1 Habahz 2020-01-08
Radical centrism requires you to starve to death