I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
I frequent the r/banpitbulls subreddit. A couple of major things was a 98 year old woman getting mauled by a batshit animal activist's dog. Another is a woman getting mauled by a pitbull while having a seizure. It's not the first time a pitbull has completely lost its shit over someone seizing out either.
Oh, it gets better. Anne Hornish, the owner of the pitbull that mauled the 98 year old, was once elected to as a State Representative. She campaigned on the platform of lowering taxes for the elderly and disabled veterans. Upon being elected, however, Hornish went on to write and push bills related to animal welfare and activism. Nothing to do with people, like, at all. Because of that a Republican won her seat in the next election when a Democrat should have been all but guaranteed to win. Hornish is also head of her state's Humane Society.
Hornish only had the dog for four months (she insists it's a pointer mix, but anyone can see it's pure pit) before it mauled the woman to death. The woman was a family friend visiting. The pitbull had bite history before being adopted by Hornish.
This happened a few months ago. The dog ain't dead yet because Hornish has been fighting to keep it alive and bring it home.
In July 2015, pushing a bill to prohibit insurance companies from taking dog breeds into account in writing policies, Hornish contended that “Effective dog management has nothing to do with breed type or good public or private policy. Risk factors are not breed-specific and most bites come from family or friends’ dogs.”
Fucking crazy man...this is a prime example of a person putting their fetish over the safety of other human beings.
In most states, surprisingly no. In my state, if a dog bites someone--if someone can be bothered to report it-- the dog can be put on a list as a potentially dangerous dog. It can be put down if it attacks again. It doesn't seem like the severity of the first bite matters.
In the case of the woman who was killed while having a seizure, the pitbull belonged to her. It was only euthanized when her family permitted it. Dog owners have waaaaay more leeway in these incidents than you would think.
Wait a fucking minute; she infiltrated political offices for the sole purpose of pushing some PETA level shit into state law? That's just insane to think about, even worse that she was successful.
When you look at the owners of pitbulls that are involved in attacks, you get an idea of the environment in which the animal was raised. It's the type of dog that because of it's physiology and the type of strength it has it MUST be trained properly. A lot of people still get a breed like this because they see it as a status symbol of being a tough person and that is seen in how the dog reacts (same as any breed, but again this is a more powerful animal than most). I go from personal experience in this, so feel free to correct.
My own experiences include an uncle owning one for years and as a toddler, she would lie down to let me straddle her and she's carry me around the room. I wouldn't let a child do that now because common sense dictates taking chances like that is dumb to start with. If that dog wasn't well trained I could have at the very least have had a chunk taken out of me. Any dog can be a pet, any pet can be loved. More importantly, any pet can be trained but the problem is many don't know how to train properly. I'm very much a "see dog, must ask to pet" type person, but it saddens me when it comes to powerful animals like pitbulls because if I don't know the owner, I won't take the risk. I've seen far more well adjusted pitbulls than not so I know they can be excellent pets, it's the few idiots who get them just because they think it'll make them look tough and have some sort of mythical status. Those idiots can go fuck themselves.
A pit's high pain tolerance actually makes them ideal for a family with children, but that's like saying a it's safer to give a kid a gun if the bullet isn't chambered.
This so much, I have a pitty, he’s a big boy(about 95lbs at two and a half feet tall) and the sweetest dog I have ever owned, he loves my brother and sisters kids, and honestly wants to be best friends with everything that moves. That’s because I love him more than anything on this planet and all he has received from the people in his life is love and affection. (He was also introduced to children and small dogs from a young age, and is aware of his size) dogs are angels, they show the best of what we give them, if all it has been is fear and neglect, then the poor pups don’t know anything than that and react to their surroundings as such. Love your dogs people, and more than that spend the time to train them, (don’t overextend yourself with a dog you can’t handle physically, I’m a big guy and have the free time to spend on my pups) they are not furniture in your home, they are family members and deserve all the love and respect of one. Hug a pitty guys!
It depends of the dog as much it depends of the owner, I've had 2 pitbulls in my family, both completely different from one another. The first one my brother got from a guy who organised dog fights and he no longer wanted the dog since it couldn't fight properly anymore. Ofc my dumb brother tried to make her (it was a female dog) fight with other dogs but she bite only in self defence. She turned out to be one of the sweetest dogs we've ever had and everyone was devastated when she died even my mom who doesn't like dogs (she was afraid of the dog in the begging but after a while she start to like her). everyone I was outside to make her company she would either want to play(oddly enough she knew 'catch') or just put her head on my lap and sleep enjoying me petting her head.
Then comes Dominic the second Pitbull that we had and the reason to be the last dog my parents agreed on. We got him from a family that no longer could take care of him, because their apartment was too small for him. He was a spoiled brat and stubborn af. Our first pitbull had a dog house in our yard and was not allowed in the house, while Dominic on the other hand had to be inside because he would not stop barking if left alone in the yard ( fair enough he was raised in an apartment so he is not used being outside), well few months later and he was unbearable, tried to jump on me a few times, scratched me and was aggressive towards everyone but my brother, so in the end we had to get rid of him and my brother found him a new home.
As you see two totally different outcomes of two totally different lives. My guess is that the first pitbull was too exhausted of all the fights she was in and had no energy to be aggressive anymore.
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-09
earplugs?
1 2Manadeal2btw 2020-01-09
They aren't paying attention to the sounds of their baby being smothered to death, by kisses from the pibble.
1 AwanBros 2020-01-09
Beatstm by Dre are a far more stylish way to drown out the suckling pibble mouth caresses, tbh
1 Barkasia 2020-01-09
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1 Beskinnyrollfatties 2020-01-09
Those got pawned for a teener months ago, where have you been?
1 Laser_Printer 2020-01-09
Did something happen recently? I've been seeing pitbull bullshit a lot but haven't seen a situation to justify it yet.
Also, I once owned a pit and can tell you they're just as loving as they are *potentially* dangerous, I don't understand why people don't admit that.
1 trust_my_shadow 2020-01-09
I frequent the r/banpitbulls subreddit. A couple of major things was a 98 year old woman getting mauled by a batshit animal activist's dog. Another is a woman getting mauled by a pitbull while having a seizure. It's not the first time a pitbull has completely lost its shit over someone seizing out either.
1 Laser_Printer 2020-01-09
Holy fucking shit
1 trust_my_shadow 2020-01-09
Oh, it gets better. Anne Hornish, the owner of the pitbull that mauled the 98 year old, was once elected to as a State Representative. She campaigned on the platform of lowering taxes for the elderly and disabled veterans. Upon being elected, however, Hornish went on to write and push bills related to animal welfare and activism. Nothing to do with people, like, at all. Because of that a Republican won her seat in the next election when a Democrat should have been all but guaranteed to win. Hornish is also head of her state's Humane Society.
Hornish only had the dog for four months (she insists it's a pointer mix, but anyone can see it's pure pit) before it mauled the woman to death. The woman was a family friend visiting. The pitbull had bite history before being adopted by Hornish.
This happened a few months ago. The dog ain't dead yet because Hornish has been fighting to keep it alive and bring it home.
1 DangerNut 2020-01-09
Fucking crazy man...this is a prime example of a person putting their fetish over the safety of other human beings.
1 Peetrius 2020-01-09
Isn't a single bite grounds for euthanasia for dogs? How was that animal allowed to be adopted?
1 trust_my_shadow 2020-01-09
In most states, surprisingly no. In my state, if a dog bites someone--if someone can be bothered to report it-- the dog can be put on a list as a potentially dangerous dog. It can be put down if it attacks again. It doesn't seem like the severity of the first bite matters.
In the case of the woman who was killed while having a seizure, the pitbull belonged to her. It was only euthanized when her family permitted it. Dog owners have waaaaay more leeway in these incidents than you would think.
1 wabbit_1444 2020-01-09
They actually wanted to keep the dog after it nannied their mom. They said it was just trying to help her breathe by biting her in the neck. lmao.
1 Laser_Printer 2020-01-09
Wait a fucking minute; she infiltrated political offices for the sole purpose of pushing some PETA level shit into state law? That's just insane to think about, even worse that she was successful.
1 Spysix 2020-01-09
She really misses her boyfriend it seems.
1 Chrome87 2020-01-09
Subbed. Finally, an active p*t-hating subreddit
1 MotorMathematician 2020-01-09
Did you know that despite making up only 13% of all dog breeds...
1 allahsmissionary 2020-01-09
Pitbulls account for 52% of all maulings
1 WhaIeBones 2020-01-09
I really don’t see the issue with pitbulls. Weakness should be punished at any cost imo.
1 aonome 2020-01-09
Are you defending pibbles
1 Laser_Printer 2020-01-09
No, more that I'm admitting the inherent dangers of the breed. I would never own another one, ever. The closets I'll get to one is an amstaff.
1 Trelard 2020-01-09
When you look at the owners of pitbulls that are involved in attacks, you get an idea of the environment in which the animal was raised. It's the type of dog that because of it's physiology and the type of strength it has it MUST be trained properly. A lot of people still get a breed like this because they see it as a status symbol of being a tough person and that is seen in how the dog reacts (same as any breed, but again this is a more powerful animal than most). I go from personal experience in this, so feel free to correct.
My own experiences include an uncle owning one for years and as a toddler, she would lie down to let me straddle her and she's carry me around the room. I wouldn't let a child do that now because common sense dictates taking chances like that is dumb to start with. If that dog wasn't well trained I could have at the very least have had a chunk taken out of me. Any dog can be a pet, any pet can be loved. More importantly, any pet can be trained but the problem is many don't know how to train properly. I'm very much a "see dog, must ask to pet" type person, but it saddens me when it comes to powerful animals like pitbulls because if I don't know the owner, I won't take the risk. I've seen far more well adjusted pitbulls than not so I know they can be excellent pets, it's the few idiots who get them just because they think it'll make them look tough and have some sort of mythical status. Those idiots can go fuck themselves.
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1 AwanBros 2020-01-09
The status of a pit owner is : Drug dealing loser/trailer trash whore. There are no other options.
1 DangerNut 2020-01-09
Hipsters. Whole lotta hipsters get pitbulls....and shitty tats.
1 dodongorotunda 2020-01-09
Average pit daddy
1 AwanBros 2020-01-09
She is kinda cute now that you mention it
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1 SamManilla 2020-01-09
A pit's high pain tolerance actually makes them ideal for a family with children, but that's like saying a it's safer to give a kid a gun if the bullet isn't chambered.
1 mikishman 2020-01-09
Well are the bullets in the clip or is it empty too?
1 oss_spy 2020-01-09
It's called a magazine you inbred hippie
1 SamManilla 2020-01-09
Well, yeah, they're in the mag. Can't just leave them around for the baby to choke on.
1 Lehk 2020-01-09
It's like giving your kid a rifle because it's too long for them to shoot themselves with it.
1 should_be_medicated 2020-01-09
This so much, I have a pitty, he’s a big boy(about 95lbs at two and a half feet tall) and the sweetest dog I have ever owned, he loves my brother and sisters kids, and honestly wants to be best friends with everything that moves. That’s because I love him more than anything on this planet and all he has received from the people in his life is love and affection. (He was also introduced to children and small dogs from a young age, and is aware of his size) dogs are angels, they show the best of what we give them, if all it has been is fear and neglect, then the poor pups don’t know anything than that and react to their surroundings as such. Love your dogs people, and more than that spend the time to train them, (don’t overextend yourself with a dog you can’t handle physically, I’m a big guy and have the free time to spend on my pups) they are not furniture in your home, they are family members and deserve all the love and respect of one. Hug a pitty guys!
1 TheCarePanda 2020-01-09
It depends of the dog as much it depends of the owner, I've had 2 pitbulls in my family, both completely different from one another. The first one my brother got from a guy who organised dog fights and he no longer wanted the dog since it couldn't fight properly anymore. Ofc my dumb brother tried to make her (it was a female dog) fight with other dogs but she bite only in self defence. She turned out to be one of the sweetest dogs we've ever had and everyone was devastated when she died even my mom who doesn't like dogs (she was afraid of the dog in the begging but after a while she start to like her). everyone I was outside to make her company she would either want to play(oddly enough she knew 'catch') or just put her head on my lap and sleep enjoying me petting her head. Then comes Dominic the second Pitbull that we had and the reason to be the last dog my parents agreed on. We got him from a family that no longer could take care of him, because their apartment was too small for him. He was a spoiled brat and stubborn af. Our first pitbull had a dog house in our yard and was not allowed in the house, while Dominic on the other hand had to be inside because he would not stop barking if left alone in the yard ( fair enough he was raised in an apartment so he is not used being outside), well few months later and he was unbearable, tried to jump on me a few times, scratched me and was aggressive towards everyone but my brother, so in the end we had to get rid of him and my brother found him a new home. As you see two totally different outcomes of two totally different lives. My guess is that the first pitbull was too exhausted of all the fights she was in and had no energy to be aggressive anymore.
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1 fbcc1233 2020-01-09
Mayos (lmao) do meth not crack. Smh imagine making such an inaccurate meme.
2 Lehk 2020-01-09
What about Crack Hunter Biden? He's mayo
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-09
Rich mayos aren't really mayos. They're more like garlic aioli. I mean look at the state of papa Biden compared to a regular mayo boomer.
1 GasLikeCitgo 2020-01-09
Half accurate cuz that's a meth pipe not a crack pipe
2 allahsmissionary 2020-01-09
How could you possibly know that? Fucking junkie
1 GasLikeCitgo 2020-01-09
The meth pipes are the ones with the bubbles that you light from the bottom, crack pipes aren't like that
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-09
I wonder what drug a half mayo half nigga would do 🤔
2 allahsmissionary 2020-01-09
Speedball, heroin + cocaine
1 Harambeeb 2020-01-09
Bath salts
1 WhiteTearsForFears 2020-01-09
EASY! Crack laced with opioids.
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1 a_few 2020-01-09
Imagine being a burger and thinking that’s a crack pipe. Britbong confirmed, take him away boys.
1 Manchu_Fist 2020-01-09
Took my malamute and husky to a dog training course yesterday.
There was a mayoess with her pitbull.
We had to talk about our dogs for a second and once they get to her....
Heres the key notes.
Skiddish.
Doesn't like kids.
Doesn't like men.
Was a rescue from a shelter.
Of course the dog wasn't responding to commands at all. I forsee pibble kisses in the future.
Yukio and Wade did awesome though!🥰🐺🥰🐺
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1 allahsmissionary 2020-01-09
How did this garbage become top post of the week
I feel violated