Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
Yeah, but your children are not gonna pay for the next grandpa's that are gonna sit around and do jackshit. Besides, the amount you pay depends on how much you get not how much you have left. It's a tax after all.
You realize all these social security and other welfare programs are completely dependent on an ever-increasing population, right? Like child free is cool and all, but the government needs that money from somewhere, so the first thing they do while Western Whitey stops having kids is import people from the places in the world with the highest fertility rates.
If it was used as intended, it wouldn't depend on an expanding pool of workers. You're supposed to be taxed and get that money back later. It's effectively a forced retirement plan because people are too stupid to save up for themselves. You aren't supposed to spend the money that goes into it on other government programs like we do.
Well buddy, I got news for you when it comes to gargantuan government projects that alter the fundamental economic and personal finance conditions of a country with a couple hundred million people.
Michelle Williams is pregnant now, yes. I'm sure her child will one day watch this speech and say "I'm so glad you coathanger-murked my brother or sister so you could climb to the top of the rapist/pedo industry and achieve a Golden Globe."
/r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
“Gang Bang the bitch” - MeMyWifeAndMyDogs’ friends, referring to his wife, every time you are out of town.
Imagine knowing you suck so bad as a human that your life would turn to hell if you tried to take care of someone else. Something stupid fucking animals can do with ease, this guy is afraid of.
You’ll have to raise your buddies kids after they knock up your wife buddy. The ultimate cucking
Man the lack of originality harr harr your wife is getting fucked by another dude harr harr. You only the 30th 10 year old to post it.
Can we at least act like its 2020 and not 1985 with these insults?
When somebody know's that cheating just is not possible in their relationship the insults, they do not sting. I need some sting from ya, some pain. Kinda like how I was up in your ass last night. You told me it felt like a red hot poker was being shoved in your ass but you liked it. Why you change your mind bb?
I let my sis do the kids, and I'm with you -- I'll never have them and don't ever want them. Her life changed (not for the better) with kids. She and her hubby fight more, they have a strict budget now, and vacations are disney world all the time.
Legit stick around. You have some good bantz. You could be one of the fellow tards dogpiling the next lolcow. It seems you do have experience with dogpiles...
After your wife finally changes her mind and fucks someone with a worthy seed, will you raise your wife's children or will you divorce her and drink yourself to death after being completely alone?
Ah but that is where you are mistaken its not consumerism, I'm not out buying all the hottest flashiest garbage, shit I'm still on a S5.
I want to have that ability though, right now its just bankroll. Me and my wife are going on a Mediterranean cruise with her mother this next year and its all paid for already, no worries no stress. Its these types of adventures i save for, and this is not consumerism its a desire to live life and see as much as I can before I die, kids will only cost more and drag us down. Last year I went bungee jumping and sky diving for my first time ever, I know a few dad who would do neither for fear of leaving their children without a parent. If I die, fuck it.
What did biggie used to say?
"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice "
I bet biggie had no regrets. Yea he had kids, but its not like he was out being a father when he got blasted either. He was out living that good life.
How does it make you feel to know that I have two kids and way more money than you? My wife is younger and hotter than yours, I have way better sex than you, and I don’t have to use drugs or alcohol chemically trick my body into feeling good.
You have no idea what my trust fund looks like. But I'll bite.
I mean its entirely plausible lots of people have it better, lots have it worse as well. I do not doubt your financial situation one bit, everything else is purely subjective however.
Do you want a cookie or a slap on a back?
I doubt your wife would even get my dick to move an inch. Is she brunette a buck 130 and marathon runner? - I have a very set type, if she's not a brunette she's not attractive at all, sorry "rich bruh"
And I mean does your wife let you piss all over her? Do you get to fuck her in the ass whenever you want? I mean if so, then MAYBE you are on my level, when was the last time your wife milked your prostate? (I mean i believe you, i just want to make sure you are on MY level)
I mean its entirely plausible lots of people have it better, lots have it worse as well
Yet most of them are able to fulfill their biological directive to reproduce, hell even most animals are able to do that, yet you, a genetic dead end, cannot. How does it feel to be a failure at such a primal level?
Is she brunette a buck 130 and marathon runner?
Brunette, buck 20, former college tennis star
And I mean does your wife let you piss all over her?
when was the last time your wife milked your prostate?
Oh god, you’re a degenerate and sodomite. On second thought, you’re right, kids are for losers, please don’t reproduce, you’ll just end up raping the kids. Please thank your wife from taking you out of the mating pool, you have my sincerest thanks for taking yourself out the gene pool.
I know you keep telling yourself that, but you have moments, maybe it’s when you’re on a boring cruise with a bunch of other gross old people or maybe when your wife is elbow deep in your asshole, where you think “I wish there were more to life”. Try not to let the regret from your poor choices drive you to suicide,m despite how appealing it must look.
When a guy buys a two year old Hyundai, he thinks to himself “this is just as good as one of those luxury cars, those guys that waste all their money on those are probably broke and sad”. This is what he tells himself to cope. In reality, the people who buy the luxury cars are both wealthier and happier than him. A similar thing is happening with you and children.
Eh you drive the alfa, I'm not the one driving a piece of shit with the worst resale value and reliability ratings of ANY car brand.
You realize I could have bought a brand new Gulia and not even batted an eyebrow right? But what type of moron buys a car that breaks down on you during a test drive? Had I bought an All-road and thrown away my money you would not have a leg to stand on.
Alas My 2017 Daily is a "shitty 90's Volkswagen" My Delica is "cheap" The 242 is not a desired car and my Lancer will not be one of what? maybe 5 or 10 that will be in the united states this year? You drive an alfa.. .not a status symbol a symbol of stupidly yes.
Where do I ask my wife to buy anything? Oh wait.. I don't.
Dude how expensive do you think kids are? Kids are cheap. Kids dont stop you from going on vacations. Do you not have close family who would literally love to watch your kids for a week while you and your wife are away seeing the world?
You have such a strange view on kids. As if they make you poor and steal your life. If you arent a loser they steal nothing from your life but add a ton and if you arent working at McDonalds the financial impact is hardly noticeable.
What about kids do you think is so expensive? What about having kids makes you think you cant do fun shit anymore?
Kids are expensive. Average cost of a kid is 215 grand for 17 years not including college, that that is the bare minimum. Two kids equal massive amounts of money that you otherwise would have for yourself. By having kids you are a selfish human being, by not having kids I'm not being selfish.
Only an idiot thinks kids are not expensive. I will have no kids, my wife will have no kids. Abortions are cheap at $400 a pop.
Hahahahah 215k over SEVENTEEN years drastically effects your life?
Bro how poor are you. That's 17 years. That's $12.5k/year. First of all, kids absolutely do not cost 12.5k/year. That is complete bullshit. But let's pretend for a minute that your completely bullshit number is actually real.
Are you actually so poor and work such a pathetic job that $12.5k/year makes a difference in your life? Tax credit alone gives you 2k/year back. So 10k makes a difference in the quality of your life? You should really think about not being a loser and get a job better then working for the post office. If you weren't so poor the very small financial impact of kids would have no impact in your decision to have them or not.
10k/year is financially devastating to such a big shot like yourself? Kinda weird bro
Like why not just admit you simply dont want to be a parent? That's totally fine. But to pretend your life is somehow amazing specifically due to the fact that you dont have them is absolutely retarded and the reasons you give make no sense. Your post really come off like the type of guy everyone knows who hates his life yet goes around overly talking about how amazing his life is. It's called coping. You are doing it hard
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a dog. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, cleaning up, raising and rearing a dog for at least 10 years. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little dog - reading it stories at bedtime, cleaning it’s poop, making sure it had a healthy diet, feeding it, playing with it. All of it has one simple result: it’s a ducking dog.
Raised the perfect dog? Great. Who benefits? No one.
As a man who has a dog, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 10 years of your life simply to raise a dog. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Boomer-ass cruise with a bu ch of other fat, self-satisfied boomers.
spending the whole day breathing through your mouth as you toddle from buffet, to bar, to buffet.
letting your already chungus-tier wife get absolutely pillaged by a bored Filipino 30-something because he looks good in crew whites while you huff and puff at a craps table drinking a watered down Stoli and Tonic.
You were here at 3am when all the NEETs were out, so now you will get people with jerrrbs posting, but they did a survey here and most people on this sub make like poverty level incomes (under $30k/year) so it's hard for them to understand a nice life with disposable income. They want the same things, but they can't have them so they rage on reddit.
According to his post history he had to get his wife’s permission to buy anything for his PC.
“My wife delivers for USPS. Some guy she delivered to convinced her to allow me to get some upgrades to my PC. So for Christmas, she gave me a budget of a grand.”
Imagine having to get your wife’s permission to buy things with your own money.... Unless he doesn’t work and his wife is somehow supporting the family with a job from USPS.
Lmfaoooo a cyclist who takes orders from his wife. Yeah how are those nice things that your wife gives you a “budget” to buy? Does she let you watch when she fucks her boyfriend as well?
Ahhhhh so you’re not actually married and just like to pretend she’s real and made up some shit about how you don’t want kids because you can’t actually have any. Poor mayocel.
Oh I'm actually married and i have a 17 year old daughter, but only an idiot would face the hell that comes with posting his wife on here.
Nothing you all say can compare. I will take your insults and ride them like a tornado but I deal with wife rage because I was an asshole online? No way. I value my actual life, not this garbage on reddit.
Drag me and her through the mud I laugh, I get ammo and give it. This is what I do for fun.
But I never ACTUALLY bring her into it, only an immature cuck like you would do something so stupid.
If you think a buck thirty marathon runner is obese then like I've said she's fat as fuck yes.
I'm not broken I'm just done replying to this particular thread in drama.
Its time to abandon it as the insults are kindergarten level and lack originality at least the overnight posters were funny, you are just sad with the rehashed content you have not brought an ounce of laughter. I want to see originality I want to see you work hard nancy! YOU CAN DO IT
So not only is she 130 pounds (I’m guessing in Burger land that’s actually 260 which is what y’all consider skinny) she’s also a marathon runner (again burger land so probably a marathon eater)?!
Also
I’m done replying
As he keeps replying lmfao, this is truly amazing.
Please tell us more about your very real and very skinny wife and your now apparent real daughter after you said you don’t have any kids and never want to.
Also when you pretend that peoples comments dont bother you, you should try to avoid downvoting them. There is no bigger tell that someone is absolutely seething behind their screen then actually downvoting comments 🤣😅😂🤪🤪🤪
This is one of the biggest copes I've ever read. You bought used up goods. Goods that another man obviously better then you threw away and was done with. You literally are happy to have another man's trash and leftovers. Does it get more pathetic than that?
Imagine being so pathetic of a man that you are totally fine with settling for someone else's scraps because you cant do any better. And being happy about it!
Do you also enjoy shopping at goodwill since you enjoy other peoples garbage they give away?
Couldn’t reply to your original comment in the other thread, but thanks for the laugh [it’s me the “fat, ugly, satanic, cat lady with the mayo roastie] sure we can be friends, does that mean I can fuck your wife, you both could adopt me if you are into that kind of shit, I’m not annoying, well you got me there, that was a lie, anyway, kiss on the glans. 👼
Tbh I can see the appeal, but having a family before your well into your life is bad idea, which is what most of these people are doing. You shouldn’t start a family until you’ve hit 35 or above.
Yeah, I'm sure your kids will be willing to personally give full-time care to an infirm parent instead of putting you in the cheapest home possible in order to preserve their inheritance.
You realise you can pay for others to do this, right? But decent private care isn't affordable without family members paying. You'll be stuck in some awful nursing home surrounded by people who don't give a shit about you if your spouse leaves you or dies first. But hey at least you'll have a cool collection of Star Wars memorabilia!
Since plebbit is generally poor and living off of their parent's income, I guess it makes sense that the reason they think people should have kids is so that they can continue to have someone bankroll them and stay NEETs.
Why are all the comments about having kids about people taking care and you when you're dying. Like that's such a long fucking investment for like 1 terrible year of your life. Kids are annoying, expensive and easy to fuck up. I guarantee if all these trad idiots had kids they would end up estranged as soon as they moved out. No one is going to hold the hand of a groyper as they die unless it's to pull out their life support.
It all depends on the guy's job/career/salary really. The woman will want to quit working, so finances will depend on one salary supporting all three people. And then, if they have more the salary has to be big enough to support more people.
If the woman stays working, good daycare even in my little town is $800/month for one kid. I worked with a guy who paid $1200/month to daycare for 2 kids and that was with a discount.
Bro he's a consoomer, passing down his lineage while having something he'd end up loving more then anything might get in the way of his funko pop collection
I think it is funny when parents or people with children accuse a person obviously living the very best life they can of not being happy. Parents are fakers, deep inside you know you wish you just dropped them off at the hospital and told the doc you did not want them.
Yeah kids are not expensive at all. Especially if you arent a loser and both you and your wife have good relationships with your families they literally buy them everything and enjoy doing it
My mom will literally not stop buying my son stuff to the point that it's almost annoying
Kids, kids. There's value in both accomplishing great deeds and in rearing your offspring. Life is not a competitive sport. The moral of the comic is that women are catty and judgmental as hell.
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1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-10
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Oh god he responded to snappy with something long enough to trigger long post bot and I missed it 😭😭😭
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Surprisingly, it was not me.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
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1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I think the bot probably a bit too much of a try hard then yes?
1 Moessenpay 2020-01-10
People who don't reproduce don't deserve to get social benefits like pension etc.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Eh we pay more into the system then you fuck tard breeders do. Really we should get MORE than you for not breeding.
1 Moessenpay 2020-01-10
Yeah, but your children are not gonna pay for the next grandpa's that are gonna sit around and do jackshit. Besides, the amount you pay depends on how much you get not how much you have left. It's a tax after all.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Wut?
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-10
You realize all these social security and other welfare programs are completely dependent on an ever-increasing population, right? Like child free is cool and all, but the government needs that money from somewhere, so the first thing they do while Western Whitey stops having kids is import people from the places in the world with the highest fertility rates.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Who cares?
NOT ME
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-10
A child free person who doesn't care about the future? Well I never
1 hobocactus2 2020-01-10
The future is highly overrated. Liver failure at 40 is where it's at
1 heretobefriends 2020-01-10
Imagine caring about what happens to the world after you're dead.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-10
That’s because the the government set it up as an unsustainable Ponzi scheme so they didn’t have to raise taxes. They set themselves up to be cucked.
1 Drama_Paladin 2020-01-10
If it was used as intended, it wouldn't depend on an expanding pool of workers. You're supposed to be taxed and get that money back later. It's effectively a forced retirement plan because people are too stupid to save up for themselves. You aren't supposed to spend the money that goes into it on other government programs like we do.
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-10
Well buddy, I got news for you when it comes to gargantuan government projects that alter the fundamental economic and personal finance conditions of a country with a couple hundred million people.
1 Drama_Paladin 2020-01-10
It's not news to me. I'm already aware.
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-10
In that case let's have a crystal light together
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1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-01-10
That pic is stupid for two reasons:
1) Isnt Michelle Williams pregnant? So she wins double over the mom and her newborn?
2) Da fuck is up with that bitches knees?
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-10
Michelle Williams is pregnant now, yes. I'm sure her child will one day watch this speech and say "I'm so glad you coathanger-murked my brother or sister so you could climb to the top of the rapist/pedo industry and achieve a Golden Globe."
1 dramasexual 2020-01-10
This but unironically
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1 affectionateotter1 2020-01-10
No one downvote the lolcows. This guy is real.
1 clubby789 2020-01-10
/r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.
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1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I think have a new favorite sub.
1 clubby789 2020-01-10
I hope to see you around 😍
1 wwaalleess 2020-01-10
I no incel, u incel
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I have wife
U have two sponges and a latex glove.
1 wwaalleess 2020-01-10
> bragging about a normal heterosexual relationship
🤢
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1 Platycel 2020-01-10
You say that like that's a good thing lmao
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2020-01-10
Gussy - not even once.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I believe it is.
1 Peytons_5head 2020-01-10
Obesity
1 Platycel 2020-01-10
The fact that she is not a man.
1 Peytons_5head 2020-01-10
Millennials cant afford 2 sponges you stupid boomer
1 bloodfort_andromeda 2020-01-10
Women are disgusting pal
1 queerjihad 2020-01-10
Mashallah a new convert
1 JeanPeuplu 2020-01-10
You're welcome, enjoy your stay and please be as dramatic as possible.
1 diggity_md 2020-01-10
Your awesome life involves going in to r drama at 5 pm to try and own people who are laughing at your fake life story? 🤔
Maybe if you consoom more the pain of being the last of your name will go away
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Its worse gurrrrrl, 3:21 AM.
1 goldfish_memories 2020-01-10
🤔🤔🤔
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
You must not be married...
1 JoeBidenTouchedMe 2020-01-10
Yes- couples will discuss big purchases together. Have you considered not being poor?
1 bigfartguy 2020-01-10
post a picture of your fat wife
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
PS to the PSS: It think you yourself do not understand this sub.
I finally found a sub where I feel celebrated, can we fuck now? Or does that come later? Don't worry I'll pull out, cant have any kids ya know.
1 KaaraRaven 2020-01-10
This is a sub of bussy 🍑, not gussy 🤮.
I don't think your wife would approve of you hitting on a bunch of gay men online at 3am, but I suppose it's a good method to stay childfree ôvô
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
How do yo know what she would approve of or not?
Maybe she encourages it?
1 anon69322 2020-01-10
Well, if she fucks other men behind your back it's only fair you get to do it too, c'mere big boy
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
God dammit.
Vicious. I like that. I bet your as demoralizing in the sack as well.
1 dramasexual 2020-01-10
I like you. You should stick around.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-10
Fuck this drama you like kpop nigga?
Pretty neat huh?
1 dromonought 2020-01-10
Not surprised neither of you want kids, with three dogs your poor wife must be exhausted! Does she ever give you a go?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Sometimes, usually i just watch.
1 dromonought 2020-01-10
Classic mayo
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Prefer miracle whip.
1 wwaalleess 2020-01-10
AWWFD
1 htmlcoderexe 2020-01-10
what do your weekly peanut butter costs look like
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Non existent, but my miracle whip and sour cream budget is through the roof.
1 bigfartguy 2020-01-10
post fat wife pic
1 diggity_md 2020-01-10
You know Reddit has an edit function, right?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Your so fuckin smart!
1 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-01-10
Based boomer
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
basedaf
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-10
I love this guy. Please come around often.
InB4 I’m easily impressed, yes I am.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-01-10
Sir, pulling out is verboten on Drama.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Well can we at least gang bang the bitch with no clean up in between?
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1 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-01-10
🤢🤢🤢
🤮🤮🤮
The mayo foid is the most evil and wretched of all Allah's creations. Plus she's definitely fucking those 3 dogs. Imagine getting cucked by a dog lmao
1 LewfKrad 2020-01-10
“Gang Bang the bitch” - MeMyWifeAndMyDogs’ friends, referring to his wife, every time you are out of town. Imagine knowing you suck so bad as a human that your life would turn to hell if you tried to take care of someone else. Something stupid fucking animals can do with ease, this guy is afraid of. You’ll have to raise your buddies kids after they knock up your wife buddy. The ultimate cucking
2 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Man the lack of originality harr harr your wife is getting fucked by another dude harr harr. You only the 30th 10 year old to post it.
Can we at least act like its 2020 and not 1985 with these insults?
When somebody know's that cheating just is not possible in their relationship the insults, they do not sting. I need some sting from ya, some pain. Kinda like how I was up in your ass last night. You told me it felt like a red hot poker was being shoved in your ass but you liked it. Why you change your mind bb?
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-10
no because that makes me feel old
wtf, it's 2020? we live in the future now? wtf...
1 RedPillDessert 2020-01-10
From a lolcow into a lolbull nooooooooooooo :(
1 [deleted] 2020-01-10
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1 CarbonFiber_Mass 2020-01-10
How does it feel to have all of you genetic lineage dating back to Adam and Eve be wiped out because you want vacations and a car?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I mean i already won this argument.
My Cousins you know my aunt and uncles children, already have kids. My brother will have a kid. My sister has kids.
Could you try a little harder?
1 CarbonFiber_Mass 2020-01-10
You already won this argument and thats why you are in arr drama in the middle of the night?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I mean with your reply its clear I won. Try harder..try hard.
1 CarbonFiber_Mass 2020-01-10
How long until you wall of text me?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
How long until your balls drop?
1 CarbonFiber_Mass 2020-01-10
Whoah bro didn't know you were a libertarian
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I didn't say i wanted you to drop your balls into my mouth, jeez.
1 CarbonFiber_Mass 2020-01-10
Sure hope you don't cuz only bussy is halal
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Hey been fun, just farted and shit myself. Time for bed.
1 CarbonFiber_Mass 2020-01-10
Sure thing, come back and lolcow anytime you want.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Oh i changed my pants, just cant stay away i guess.
1 Chicken_____Man 2020-01-10
I think you will fit in here, thanks for joining us!
Also, I am scared of dying alone with no family near me. How do you feel about no one being there to care for you?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I don't feel.
1 reptilia987 2020-01-10
based
2 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
af
1 questionablyrotten 2020-01-10
How long until you start quoting memri and asking for mayocide?
1 XannyPacquiao69420 2020-01-10
Based
1 TanksAreLit 2020-01-10
Zoomer check
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-10
Lmao got em!
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
I let my sis do the kids, and I'm with you -- I'll never have them and don't ever want them. Her life changed (not for the better) with kids. She and her hubby fight more, they have a strict budget now, and vacations are disney world all the time.
I'm with you dude.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-10
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1 ButtHuff 2020-01-10
Okay now this is based. Mod this Chad.
1 annoy_mus 2020-01-10
Sir, this is /drama. We're doing the best we can already ✊😞
1 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-01-10
I think it's you who is trying way too hard in here. Drop a few 'lols' then leave, no one cares about your Fellow Kidz dick posturing
1 bigfartguy 2020-01-10
post fat wife boobies
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-10
you cant immigrate here if you have a shitbull
also with no distracting toddlers to devour, you should know hes ravaging your wife's holes every time you leave the house
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I mean that is a step up, but still not quality. Could you try a little harder.
Pitbulls, wife fucking, ass eating and panty sniffing. I'd like a little originality here chester.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-10
Nope
1 Peytons_5head 2020-01-10
Dude bussy lmao
1 Seminal_Sound 2020-01-10
Wait I'm confused. You let your pitbulls fuck your wife?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Sharing is caring.
2 alphetaboss 2020-01-10
Legit stick around. You have some good bantz. You could be one of the fellow tards dogpiling the next lolcow. It seems you do have experience with dogpiles...
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Awww thank!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_cRJWAo3uY
1 alphetaboss 2020-01-10
I hate myself that I smiled at that.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-10
Did you just assume his wife’s race!?
1 Woolgun 2020-01-10
After your wife finally changes her mind and fucks someone with a worthy seed, will you raise your wife's children or will you divorce her and drink yourself to death after being completely alone?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I mean she divorced her ex husband because he wanted children.
And she has an IUD. Long term implant. Gang bang the bitch, you aint getting her pregant.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-10
Why ain't you ripping her ovaries out and snipping your nuts? Would hate for some tragic accident to happen to your perfect life king.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Abortions are only $400
1 fbwlallglg 2020-01-10
Ah, so you're evil.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-01-10
While feeding your pitbull actually saves you money
1 PlasticAct2 2020-01-10
may i descirbe thrris as.... BASED!!!!
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-10
Vasectomy is only $800, and it's permanent.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
1 dramasexual 2020-01-10
tfw no qt girl to perform abortions on
1 BanteredRho 2020-01-10
Imagine referring to your own wife as a bitch.
Average redditor, probably an atheist as well
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Imagine fucking your own sister?
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
How often do you have to buy stuff to fill up the void in your life with consumerism? Is it like weekly or daily?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Ah but that is where you are mistaken its not consumerism, I'm not out buying all the hottest flashiest garbage, shit I'm still on a S5.
I want to have that ability though, right now its just bankroll. Me and my wife are going on a Mediterranean cruise with her mother this next year and its all paid for already, no worries no stress. Its these types of adventures i save for, and this is not consumerism its a desire to live life and see as much as I can before I die, kids will only cost more and drag us down. Last year I went bungee jumping and sky diving for my first time ever, I know a few dad who would do neither for fear of leaving their children without a parent. If I die, fuck it.
What did biggie used to say?
"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice "
I bet biggie had no regrets. Yea he had kids, but its not like he was out being a father when he got blasted either. He was out living that good life.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
How does it make you feel to know that I have two kids and way more money than you? My wife is younger and hotter than yours, I have way better sex than you, and I don’t have to use drugs or alcohol chemically trick my body into feeling good.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
You have no idea what my trust fund looks like. But I'll bite.
I mean its entirely plausible lots of people have it better, lots have it worse as well. I do not doubt your financial situation one bit, everything else is purely subjective however.
Do you want a cookie or a slap on a back?
I doubt your wife would even get my dick to move an inch. Is she brunette a buck 130 and marathon runner? - I have a very set type, if she's not a brunette she's not attractive at all, sorry "rich bruh"
And I mean does your wife let you piss all over her? Do you get to fuck her in the ass whenever you want? I mean if so, then MAYBE you are on my level, when was the last time your wife milked your prostate? (I mean i believe you, i just want to make sure you are on MY level)
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Yet most of them are able to fulfill their biological directive to reproduce, hell even most animals are able to do that, yet you, a genetic dead end, cannot. How does it feel to be a failure at such a primal level?
Brunette, buck 20, former college tennis star
Oh god, you’re a degenerate and sodomite. On second thought, you’re right, kids are for losers, please don’t reproduce, you’ll just end up raping the kids. Please thank your wife from taking you out of the mating pool, you have my sincerest thanks for taking yourself out the gene pool.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Genetic dead end, you act as if this is not by choice.
Choices matter.
Your wife sounds like an anorexic whore who couldn't suck dick to save her life.
Ouch man, that must be a shitty life.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Like that makes it any better.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Makes it great.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
I know you keep telling yourself that, but you have moments, maybe it’s when you’re on a boring cruise with a bunch of other gross old people or maybe when your wife is elbow deep in your asshole, where you think “I wish there were more to life”. Try not to let the regret from your poor choices drive you to suicide,m despite how appealing it must look.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Regret?
Have none, and I've yet to make a poor choice.
Not having children is pure brilliance.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
When a guy buys a two year old Hyundai, he thinks to himself “this is just as good as one of those luxury cars, those guys that waste all their money on those are probably broke and sad”. This is what he tells himself to cope. In reality, the people who buy the luxury cars are both wealthier and happier than him. A similar thing is happening with you and children.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Yea..... I have the Luxury car and the breeders are stuck with the Hyundai that smells like coke and stale french fries.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
You’re coping again. I have an Alfa Romeo and two kids. You drive some shitty 90’s Volkswagen.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Eh you drive the alfa, I'm not the one driving a piece of shit with the worst resale value and reliability ratings of ANY car brand.
You realize I could have bought a brand new Gulia and not even batted an eyebrow right? But what type of moron buys a car that breaks down on you during a test drive? Had I bought an All-road and thrown away my money you would not have a leg to stand on.
Alas My 2017 Daily is a "shitty 90's Volkswagen" My Delica is "cheap" The 242 is not a desired car and my Lancer will not be one of what? maybe 5 or 10 that will be in the united states this year? You drive an alfa.. .not a status symbol a symbol of stupidly yes.
Where do I ask my wife to buy anything? Oh wait.. I don't.
Lot of stretchering for such a long reach.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Why the fuck would I care about that shit, I’ll get rid of it in two years lol
Lol you can’t buy a computer without asking your wife’s permission first. I guess at least on of you has a kid.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
My wife buying me a computer is turned into me asking her for one? Lots of streatching, still can quite achieve the reach though. Fall flat you do.
You drive an Alfa all right a 1989 GTV I'm sure.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Ask mommy for a newer car
1 QuadNarca 2020-01-10
Based and childfree-pilled. Please stay on this subreddit, I love you so much.
1 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-10
Dude how expensive do you think kids are? Kids are cheap. Kids dont stop you from going on vacations. Do you not have close family who would literally love to watch your kids for a week while you and your wife are away seeing the world?
You have such a strange view on kids. As if they make you poor and steal your life. If you arent a loser they steal nothing from your life but add a ton and if you arent working at McDonalds the financial impact is hardly noticeable.
What about kids do you think is so expensive? What about having kids makes you think you cant do fun shit anymore?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Kids are expensive. Average cost of a kid is 215 grand for 17 years not including college, that that is the bare minimum. Two kids equal massive amounts of money that you otherwise would have for yourself. By having kids you are a selfish human being, by not having kids I'm not being selfish.
Only an idiot thinks kids are not expensive. I will have no kids, my wife will have no kids. Abortions are cheap at $400 a pop.
Children add nothing moron.
0 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-10
Hahahahah 215k over SEVENTEEN years drastically effects your life?
Bro how poor are you. That's 17 years. That's $12.5k/year. First of all, kids absolutely do not cost 12.5k/year. That is complete bullshit. But let's pretend for a minute that your completely bullshit number is actually real.
Are you actually so poor and work such a pathetic job that $12.5k/year makes a difference in your life? Tax credit alone gives you 2k/year back. So 10k makes a difference in the quality of your life? You should really think about not being a loser and get a job better then working for the post office. If you weren't so poor the very small financial impact of kids would have no impact in your decision to have them or not.
10k/year is financially devastating to such a big shot like yourself? Kinda weird bro
Like why not just admit you simply dont want to be a parent? That's totally fine. But to pretend your life is somehow amazing specifically due to the fact that you dont have them is absolutely retarded and the reasons you give make no sense. Your post really come off like the type of guy everyone knows who hates his life yet goes around overly talking about how amazing his life is. It's called coping. You are doing it hard
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-10
Getting puke and shit on your clothes and never sleeping to own the degenerates
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Do I sound like a woman? My wife deals with that.
1 WistopherWalken 2020-01-10
Based
1 shitpersonality 2020-01-10
Do we even know who your father is?!
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
I have a trust fund, it was setup by him before he was murdered one night after a theater show. All I know is his name . Thomas.
1 shitpersonality 2020-01-10
No sneak capeshit references allowed!
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-01-10
Dude, spoilers
1 [deleted] 2020-01-10
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1 pepperouchau 2020-01-10
Ok but what are you doing in this sub then
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Milking.
1 queerjihad 2020-01-10
Why do you need drugs? I get high off praying 😇😇😇
1 BanteredRho 2020-01-10
Absolutely based
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-10
how many dogs tho?
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a dog. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, cleaning up, raising and rearing a dog for at least 10 years. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little dog - reading it stories at bedtime, cleaning it’s poop, making sure it had a healthy diet, feeding it, playing with it. All of it has one simple result: it’s a ducking dog.
Raised the perfect dog? Great. Who benefits? No one.
As a man who has a dog, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 10 years of your life simply to raise a dog. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
I feel bad for people who have never had a psychedelic experience with their partner or experienced the plur with molly.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
I bad sorry for people who never grew out of it.
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
bruh, twice a year you gotta go all out and experience the plur. Highly recommended.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
No thanks addict
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
xD
1 -holier-than-mao- 2020-01-10
BOOMERCIDE NOW.
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
You were here at 3am when all the NEETs were out, so now you will get people with jerrrbs posting, but they did a survey here and most people on this sub make like poverty level incomes (under $30k/year) so it's hard for them to understand a nice life with disposable income. They want the same things, but they can't have them so they rage on reddit.
1 wsbking 2020-01-10
Holy shit being stuck on a boat with a bunch of other boomers including an in-law what an insane vacation.
1 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-10
The virgin cruise vs the CHAD cabin cruiser charter
1 cptnhaddock 2020-01-10
Lol u bought into the travel meme
1 Lysander125 2020-01-10
According to his post history he had to get his wife’s permission to buy anything for his PC.
“My wife delivers for USPS. Some guy she delivered to convinced her to allow me to get some upgrades to my PC. So for Christmas, she gave me a budget of a grand.”
Imagine having to get your wife’s permission to buy things with your own money.... Unless he doesn’t work and his wife is somehow supporting the family with a job from USPS.
1 BrometheusPound 2020-01-10
“Some guy she delivered to” lmao how long before sterilecel here figures it out
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-10
call that guy UPS cuz hes big and brown
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Probably won’t until his wife is pregnant.
1 specialdialingwand1 2020-01-10
why do guys become such raging pussies when they get into relationships?
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1 10inchblackhawk 2020-01-10
Have you invested in pibbles in case the stork leaves anything on your doorstep?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
With all the breed bans being dropped, if you could invest it would be a worthy return as they start to gain in property share..
1 queerjihad 2020-01-10
Nigga how can we be incels when we get more bussy than you do
1 GM739 2020-01-10
Lmfaoooo a cyclist who takes orders from his wife. Yeah how are those nice things that your wife gives you a “budget” to buy? Does she let you watch when she fucks her boyfriend as well?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
She only cheats on me with the dogs, haven't you heard?
1 GM739 2020-01-10
She must be really fat if you don’t even want to touch her anymore. No wonder you don’t want her getting pregnant and getting any bigger.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
If a buck thirty is fat then shes obese as fuck.
0 GM739 2020-01-10
Post a pic of her then if she’s not fat.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
You too can have one of your own for $200
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VsMAAOSwhmNcrVH2/s-l1600.jpg
1 GM739 2020-01-10
Ahhhhh so you’re not actually married and just like to pretend she’s real and made up some shit about how you don’t want kids because you can’t actually have any. Poor mayocel.
0 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Oh I'm actually married and i have a 17 year old daughter, but only an idiot would face the hell that comes with posting his wife on here.
Nothing you all say can compare. I will take your insults and ride them like a tornado but I deal with wife rage because I was an asshole online? No way. I value my actual life, not this garbage on reddit.
Drag me and her through the mud I laugh, I get ammo and give it. This is what I do for fun.
But I never ACTUALLY bring her into it, only an immature cuck like you would do something so stupid.
1 GM739 2020-01-10
Wait lmfao all of a sudden NOW you have a daughter? Damn did we already break you? We just got a new lolcow and it’s already broken 😞.
Ohhhhh so your wife IS morbidly obese.
0 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
If you think a buck thirty marathon runner is obese then like I've said she's fat as fuck yes.
I'm not broken I'm just done replying to this particular thread in drama.
Its time to abandon it as the insults are kindergarten level and lack originality at least the overnight posters were funny, you are just sad with the rehashed content you have not brought an ounce of laughter. I want to see originality I want to see you work hard nancy! YOU CAN DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QD8yLlAfs
1 GM739 2020-01-10
So not only is she 130 pounds (I’m guessing in Burger land that’s actually 260 which is what y’all consider skinny) she’s also a marathon runner (again burger land so probably a marathon eater)?!
Also
As he keeps replying lmfao, this is truly amazing.
Please tell us more about your very real and very skinny wife and your now apparent real daughter after you said you don’t have any kids and never want to.
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1 reiianisatroll 2020-01-10
holy shit, you are fucking insane. you are the most BASED man I have ever seen. Can I get an autograph?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-10
That's bait and they still bit
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Sup buddy.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-10
You're welcome, bb 😽
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-10
You should stick around
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Pete was my wifes ex husband. How did he win?
1 fbwlallglg 2020-01-10
Dies Pete have kids?
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-10
Well he doesn't have to deal with your wife for one
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
But he 's a gay gogo boy now..
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-10
Exactly. Life is great.
1 RerolledANewAccount 2020-01-10
Your wife certainly has a type she goes for.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-10
BOOM, ROASTED
1 BallSeamstress 2020-01-10
BOOOOOM
1 DayyyTripper 2020-01-10
Cuck
0 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-10
You married some other man's leftovers? Oh wow I bet she was a real catch!
Imagine marrying a woman another man was finished with and took out with the garbage. You literally dumpster dove and married what you found 🤣😅😂🤣😅
2 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Its more like I dipped into the pot while he was being told he could not have any more to eat.
But nice analogy. C+
1 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-10
Also when you pretend that peoples comments dont bother you, you should try to avoid downvoting them. There is no bigger tell that someone is absolutely seething behind their screen then actually downvoting comments 🤣😅😂🤪🤪🤪
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
seething..
SEETHING SHE SAYS
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0 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-10
This is one of the biggest copes I've ever read. You bought used up goods. Goods that another man obviously better then you threw away and was done with. You literally are happy to have another man's trash and leftovers. Does it get more pathetic than that?
Imagine being so pathetic of a man that you are totally fine with settling for someone else's scraps because you cant do any better. And being happy about it!
Do you also enjoy shopping at goodwill since you enjoy other peoples garbage they give away?
1 Elisa-Allin-666 2020-01-10
Couldn’t reply to your original comment in the other thread, but thanks for the laugh [it’s me the “fat, ugly, satanic, cat lady with the mayo roastie] sure we can be friends, does that mean I can fuck your wife, you both could adopt me if you are into that kind of shit, I’m not annoying, well you got me there, that was a lie, anyway, kiss on the glans. 👼
1 rocinantebabieca 2020-01-10
I know it is bait, but wanting to start a family is something I desire so much that finding people that don't is completely weird for me.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2020-01-10
This but unironically 😌
1 wwaalleess 2020-01-10
I bet you want a nice house and a stable job too 🤢🤢 fucking society these days makes me sick. Go fight in a war or something
1 jerryjoneshere 2020-01-10
It’s dope
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2020-01-10
Tbh I can see the appeal, but having a family before your well into your life is bad idea, which is what most of these people are doing. You shouldn’t start a family until you’ve hit 35 or above.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-10
Absolutely flexing on virgin redditors, I love this guy
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-10
His lack of bus pass will surely be a great comfort to him when he has no family to care for him in old age.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-10
Bus pass owner detected
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-01-10
This made me laugh, nice
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-01-10
What is this the 50s?
Everyone's children just grow up to end up hating them for some BS reason now.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-10
Just hope your Funko Pop collection will be worth enough to pay for a decent care home by the time you become infirm, then.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-10
Yeah, I'm sure your kids will be willing to personally give full-time care to an infirm parent instead of putting you in the cheapest home possible in order to preserve their inheritance.
I mean dude bussy lmao
2 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-10
After a certain age (75?), you have an obligation to hop on an metaphorical ice flow.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-10
You're not wrong. Logan's Run when
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-10
You realise you can pay for others to do this, right? But decent private care isn't affordable without family members paying. You'll be stuck in some awful nursing home surrounded by people who don't give a shit about you if your spouse leaves you or dies first. But hey at least you'll have a cool collection of Star Wars memorabilia!
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-10
Oh, ew, you're a poorcel. Better get pumping out those mini-Cleetuses then. Hopefully one of them will win the lottery or something.
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-10
Hmmmm really wonder why my kids hate me.... 🤔🤔🤔
1 bigfuckerton 2020-01-10
Hell yeah jarry, tell em
1 Platycel 2020-01-10
t. busspasscel
1 dramasexual 2020-01-10
imagine being such a cuck you need children to care for you in old age
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
Since plebbit is generally poor and living off of their parent's income, I guess it makes sense that the reason they think people should have kids is so that they can continue to have someone bankroll them and stay NEETs.
1 yourdeadwife 2020-01-10
Why are all the comments about having kids about people taking care and you when you're dying. Like that's such a long fucking investment for like 1 terrible year of your life. Kids are annoying, expensive and easy to fuck up. I guarantee if all these trad idiots had kids they would end up estranged as soon as they moved out. No one is going to hold the hand of a groyper as they die unless it's to pull out their life support.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-10
How do these people reconcile the fact that people with children also:
Own cars
Have dogs
Go on holiday
Play videogames
Drink whisky
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-10
These people don't have good enough jobs to do all of them.
1 Zozbot 2020-01-10
zoz
1 Zozbot 2020-01-10
zle
1 Zozbot 2020-01-10
zozzle
1 goldfish_memories 2020-01-10
Exactly this. OP was bragging about how his wife left him buy a new $1000 PC for Christmas.
Imagine being so poor (and cucked) you need the wife's approval for such a cheap purchase lmao.
It never even began for poorcels.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Yea you are autistic as fuck with that type of reach right.
I got a new cpu and motherboard, you got socks...
1 CalmDownFriend 2020-01-10
Does your wife ever let you try her pants on?
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Nah.
1 Black_Bird_Cloud 2020-01-10
baiting people while the bussyboys are screaming in your basement
2 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-10
Would you pass me the asparagus?
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-01-10
🤮🤮
Poorcels only sacrificing wops for their skin and not using the far superior East Asian leather since their skin holds up longer
1 editthnksforgold 2020-01-10
Jeez.
Imagine not being from Old Money, peasant.
1 pepperouchau 2020-01-10
Ok but have you invested in some high quality socks? Honestly a gamechanger. I like Wigwam.
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
Hand knit Merino/alpaca blend wool socks are like my favorite, who wears store bought shit?
1 MobiusPiss 2020-01-10
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahah
1 dramasexual 2020-01-10
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
It all depends on the guy's job/career/salary really. The woman will want to quit working, so finances will depend on one salary supporting all three people. And then, if they have more the salary has to be big enough to support more people.
If the woman stays working, good daycare even in my little town is $800/month for one kid. I worked with a guy who paid $1200/month to daycare for 2 kids and that was with a discount.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Lol daycares around me cost $2k per kid. I just got a Mexican nanny for like $200 more and she cleans too.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-01-10
Bro he's a consoomer, passing down his lineage while having something he'd end up loving more then anything might get in the way of his funko pop collection
1 MeMyWifeAndMyDogs 2020-01-10
All with misery.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-10
why do they think children and being poor are mutually exclusive?
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-10
How does everyone here reconcile with the lie that they:
aren't degenerates
have kids
are rich
are normal
You make SRDines blush with this level of smug. Notch is the wealthiest of us all and he still only has one or two of the qualifications.
1 Lysis10 2020-01-10
This guy is such a chad.
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Child free is full of poors. Children are not that expensive. They’re cheaper than a lot of people’s student loans.
1 Areallycoolname999 2020-01-10
Yeah kids are not expensive at all. Especially if you arent a loser and both you and your wife have good relationships with your families they literally buy them everything and enjoy doing it
My mom will literally not stop buying my son stuff to the point that it's almost annoying
1 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-10
Depending on tax laws, you may even make a profit.
1 newcomer_ts 2020-01-10
This elaborate bait qualified for Special Olympics after 3rd reply.
But showing up here, it's a boomer with alz onset, if I ever saw one.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-10
dog is thinking, me next
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Nah they’re thinking sloppy seconds
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-01-10
The Breed of Peace strikes again 🌚
1 pepperouchau 2020-01-10
I saw that pic getting liked unironically on Facebook by people I went to high school with
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-01-10
Fucking brutal.
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-01-10
Imagine being a foid and realizing the only child you will ever have is your husband.
1 realwhoopiegoldberg3 2020-01-10
I bet this guys a great fisherman throwing all that bait around
1 TwoTriplets 2020-01-10
On his deathbed I'm sure he will reminisce quite fondly on his new car's first drive.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-10
material things and wealth over your peers are unironically better than screaming pibble snacks.
change my mind
1 sheepinb 2020-01-10
Lmao his username😂
1 HatSimulatorOfficial 2020-01-10
I dont understand why this is drama
1 colormebadorange 2020-01-10
Is replying to even the most drama filled threads with “this isn’t drama” like a new meme or something?
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-10
BREEDERS MAD X34
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2020-01-10
Imagine claiming you can afford cars, vacations and dogs because you don’t have kids lmao
Also, having neighbors????🤢🤢
If you don’t make enough money for a large family, plenty of cars, multiple houses, infinite vacations, you’re a c-u-c-k cuck
Make some more money, incel lmao
1 RigBuild2016 2020-01-10
1 GM739 2020-01-10
Lmfaoooo the baby dick complex strikes again.
“I never wanted a big dick, h-honest! They’re too big and sloppy! My wife would NEVER enjoy that!”
1 cycophuk 2020-01-10
Buying nice shit is just compensating for not contributing to the global overpopulation. Kids trump everything else!
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1 fifilepet 2020-01-10
Why does he have to be white? Simple majority principle or you trying to make a statement about his statement ?
1 GrongoTheDongo 2020-01-10
Holy fucking based. I know this guy doesn’t want kids, but my dad left me, please be my dad. I’m self sufficient I promise.
1 ElonMuskarr 2020-01-10
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT NOT HAVE KIDS!!! WHITES CANT BE REPLACED!!!
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1 Putin-Nanny 2020-01-10
If you think kids are expensive then you don't have money in the first place.
1 911roofer 2020-01-10
Kids, kids. There's value in both accomplishing great deeds and in rearing your offspring. Life is not a competitive sport. The moral of the comic is that women are catty and judgmental as hell.
1 Frostfright 2020-01-10
I was with him until he said he had a velvet hippo doggo pupper pibble wibble and then he lost me