The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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2 jewdanksdad 2020-01-10
And here I thought Garrison was the worst
1 wwaalleess 2020-01-10
Speaking of Bentanyl, what happened to him? I haven't seen a good OG Ben post in a while.
2 EasternAirline 2020-01-10
Cringe. Never post again
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-10
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 2Manadeal2btw 2020-01-10
As much as I enjoy our resident autists, what the fuck is this?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-10
Boomer humor.
Go poke around Grandpa's workshop for his dirty humor mags women folk weren't allowed to read because it had cartoon tits
3 BoxxyFoxxy 2020-01-10
Even Boomer humor isn’t that dumb.
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1 CrystalFuckinWeed 2020-01-10
Why my peepee hard
1 htmlcoderexe 2020-01-10
/r/boomerhentai
4 rocinantebabieca 2020-01-10
Holy based
3 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-10
I remember a drawing of this getting passed around during Desert Storm but it said Iraqi SCUD Launcher.
2 zergling_Lester 2020-01-10
Blessed sub.
2 Spysix 2020-01-10
nice, too bad everyone that posts and comments there are pedo larpers from r/teenagers. Maybe they're feeling nostalgic?
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1 -7x- 2020-01-10
Absolutely dogpilled!
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1 fakeandgay-bot 2020-01-10
That's bad no matter which generation it belongs to.
1 Fart__Boy__Slim 2020-01-10
dog shit.
1 HyperIceCube 2020-01-10
Why do boomers & mayos draw middle easterns dark, most are on the lighter side
1 hmunkey 2020-01-10
Especially Persians. They're whiter than most American mutts tbh.
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1 HumanBread 2020-01-10
I like this guy, stirred up some yikes and this ain't it posting on the star wars sub
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-10
I'm so confused, it's a righty punchline with a lefty level of awkward, verbose setup
3 EgregiouslyMoronic 2020-01-10
Typical right-wing "humor" circa 2005. They called Democrats "moonbats." Really retarded stuff.
1 Godsdj 2020-01-10
Based and centristpilled.
1 IrishRepublicanGhost 2020-01-10
hairy gussy 🤢🤢🤢
1 SpacePanther17 2020-01-10
1 Laser_Printer 2020-01-10
Part of me feels like Iran guided those missiles like that intentionally and did it as a message vs they fucked up that bad.
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