Years later, Everlast from House of Pain has another heart attack - but dies for real this time.

1  2020-01-10 by Nom_Chompy

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When we had more honest conversation he later told me he was in one relationship and was cheated with 2 different man and another one where girl broke off engagement and told him she did not love him... he is only 27 and so many bad experiences. I don't know what to think about it, it seems he is emotionally available. Should I give him a chance or I will keep wasting my time? I am not even sure why he told me about these past experiences..

I don't understand why won't men open up about their feelings more, must be toxic masculinity.

In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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This is truly the weirdest forum. Who the fuck are these people? It’s like a proto-Facebook or something.

Unironically boomers, mostly. And many creative writing projects.

Should have figured that. Good stuff.

Surprised you hadn't at least heard of it, it's been posted occasionally. It's akin to the old Topix.

I’ve seen it here once or twice, it’s just so kooky that people are still posting.

Identifying and calling the person that made you angry online and telling them to take it down and be better.

Lol, based boomer.

Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on dicks, and your own dick in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.

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