Good morning I hate zoomers.

1  2020-01-11 by 2Manadeal2btw

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Women can't even do something as trivial as peeing without pulling their pants down. How they gonna be infantry.

You haven't seen the glory of the shewee?

Don't even need a shewee if you know how to manage a piss stream. Takes practice, but it's entirely doable.

Of course you don't need one if you have a girldick to manage your piss stream.

Nah real women can pee standing up too if they learn how. There's a technique to it.

real women

/r/badwomensanatomy

Its not that I doubt a woman could pee at a predictible angle if she held it right, but that any woman doing so is not a real woman, and instead some kind of non-binary chaser trans beast.

based and trannypilled

This is why ppl shouldn't encourage foids to do mens spaces, she started bitching immediately

What did she say?

Sounds to me awfully like an entitled foid being hypersensitive, especially at jokes. That she (apparently) deleted here post shows she isn't fit for the military at all, lol

Have fun with people like this "fighting" your wars lmao

This has to be glow in the dark propaganda to recruit more people for the army, right?

Damn Girl Are You Wearing a Diapy Cause That Booty Poopy

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I had a man in the army call me a "stupid bitch" for thinking I can do what a man can.

I don’t believe this because I don’t think there’s anyone retarded enough to actually stay this to someone

If you read her edit, she clarified that it was someone on reddit, so typical zoomer making it out to be something it's not.

A stupid bitch? Jesus Christ that's nothing. What the fuck are you doing trying to join the army if you're gonna bitch and moan about that instead of roasting back and moving on?

Well there's people retarded enough to think women can do what men do.

It was actually a guy on reddit because her training didnt even start yet omfg lmao

Lmao what a stupid bitch.

They started allowing this in 2016 and it causes so many problems they changed the pt test to be unisex scoring. It's gated into 3 tiers now. I had a practice test the other day. Fuck what were the levels? It's like standard, intermediate and then heavy or something. Basically women need heavy to keep doing infantry. I can tell you right now they're gunna get fucked. Lol you have to deadlift 200 pounds 3x, carry a sled across the ground, push ups, a ball throw, 2 mile run, chin ups and I forget the last one. All fatties and women are fucked.

It's gotten to the point now that enlisted into the military is more difficult to achieve than getting in college.

Then again....the average American is obese but as long as they can sign off the loan paperwork some shit school like ASU will let them in....

That's always been the case though? Imagine thinking the average person can run. Brains wise most people can get in, even the bottom 30% can be infantry. The real problem is that 70% of the country doesn't exercise in ANY capacity. Even then to run 2 miles in 15.40 is basically a nightmare for someone who hasn't been exercising since they were a teen. They even told me to pass mock tests at home before I even went to basic so I don't injure myself when I get there.

I have a very low opinion of the average US college student in terms of reading comprehension skill and basic common sense. Modern military systems are far more complex than ever before.

The average college student can't handle any sort of real responsibility....hence why college is no longer a filter, but a funnel. You give a college kid a grenade on a range and they will somehow choke on it.

I told my recruiter friends about antifa. I instructed them to keep away from anyone with commie shit on them. Otherwise they might take a nade and chuck it at a tent in basic.

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I am closer to 1 than 2 hundred pounds myself, and I could deadlift 200 for reps. At least they made it a bit harder.

No one asked

More of this kind of encouragement and I could deadlift your mother.

I weigh 13 pounds, and can deadlift 1488 pounds for 52 reps, sweaty 💅💯💯

Dude nigger

Lmao

All the fatty women who can't do pull ups lol

The entire site is zoomer central now. I don't blame the admins for trying to appeal to them (they're probably way more willing to spend their parents' money on stupid shit like comment awards) but goddamn it's like the average Reddit age dropped by 10 in the last couple of years.

I actually hope they're all pedophiles. I assumed they were when I first saw the sub and comments of people admitting they were teenagers. Unless you're in a chatroom trying to bait nudes out of predators, most teenagers are going to conceal their age to be taken seriously.

I know plenty of the arrr teenagers base are 50+, but I'm concerned about the number of actual teenagers.

I miss when Reddit was mostly mid-20s autistic tech gamers tbh.

I have it a good authority about half the mods here are zoomers.

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I blame the redesign interface making Reddit look like a bootleg Instagram :v

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Which is why we should preserve our borders. We've been swarmed recently, they've begun to absolutely infest us. Something needs to be done bird girl

Between the mdinfestation and the chapos coming in droves, the zoomers very might well be the nail in the coffin

bird “girl”

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Foids in the infantry...lol if we ever fight a near peer military were fucked

Relax, she's never going to qualify. She'll only be in long enough to snag a baby and five or six boyfriends, then its off to Florida!

near peer

A near peer war would be fought with nuke not infantry, moron.

implying infantry performace has any effect on the outcome of a war in the last 80 years

What part of near peer do you not understand

Every one

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I heard something about if someone says a sexist joke. When they say it you act like you don't get it and ask them what's so funny and just watch as they have to explain that they're a sexist piece of shit Good luck out there

I’ve done this exact thing when hearing a terrible joke. That’s sage advice.

this is retarded advice, you'd just look like an idiot.

I can't imagine who the this would ever work on unless you're in a very specific semi-professional setting where the joke would be acceptable but explaining it would get you in trouble. In which case the teller wouldn't be embarrassed, but would just decline to explain and keep a mental note that you're a real-life janny.

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Women dont belong in a majority of military roles.

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Ok boomer