Guardian writers feud. Whoever loses, we win.

1  2020-01-12 by shitpost953

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Imagine physically harming yourself and trying to blame it on someone else.

That's peak BPD behavior. "You made me cut myself!"

The twitter foids/TiMs are accusing Owen of gaslighting Emma as she literally says “you’re making me hurt myself!”

Foids and some troids are absolutely unbelievable. They want attention and they want to be an eternal victim. Once you know that, you know all you need to know about their nature.

Edit:

A foid said this way more eloquently than me

Threatening self-harm when someone criticizes you is as classic a manipulation tactic can get. It doesn't matter if you already have a pattern of doing so, you're explicitly trying to manipulate him when he was perfectly civil towards you

I’m willing to give some foids another chance

The trans folx are on Owen's side though. The whole shitshow started over her being a TERF or something.

Ahh, I’m illiterate so I just kinda guess based on past behavior

What if moids, troids and allied foids teamed up against the non-ally foids?

Not her being a TERF, looks like she just retweeted a TERF

An even greater sin.

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The narcissist cries out as it strikes itself

You didn’t actually change the quote at all

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It took me a bad experience with someone to realize it, but people can and will hold you hostage with threats to harm themselves. What they want is your immediate, undivided attention at any hour of the day and they really don't care what it does to you.

It took them doing it in front of a doctor (not their doctor or in a medical setting, someone I knew socially) to get me out of it. Its hard to describe exactly what they did, but they just knew how to talk to someone in that state. The doctor got them to stop making threats, and gave them a referral to a psychiatrist. I guess with enough experience you get an idea of what works and what doesn't.

ex-ex-bf of my ex-gf threatened to kill himself if she left him, and when she left he actually jumped out of a window. broke his dumb legs.

Shoulda yelled Parkour tbh

You're bang brothers with that guy.

fuck

Eskimo brothers

Peak Palestine 🇵🇸

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I pulled out all of my toenails

What an idiot.

Nails grow back slowly. It takes about 6 months for a fingernail and up to 18 months for a toenail to grow back.

you'd look like such a dork with no toenails why did she do that 😂😂😂

It's an easy (albeit stupid) way to falsely claim self-harm that isn't immediately visible i.e. cutting.

Either that or she had ingrown toenail surgery and is now retroactively blaming it on a Twitter argument. :v

Stop gaslighting sweaty

This bitch chews on her toenails.

Absolutely no way this whale is capable of touching her toes, much less actually biting them.

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18 months

Wtf no it doesn’t lol. I’ve pulled out my toe nails many times and it only takes 2 months tops.

Post fussy.

I’ve pulled out my toe nails many times

wtf

I pull out my pinky toenails every few months because the way they grow in is all fucked up and they catch on the inside of my shoe and peel up sometimes and it hurts a ton. Pulling them out is a lot less painful if I do it in chunks.

Pulling them out is a lot less painful if I do it in chunks.

This is the kind of cringe that makes my asshole try to curl up inside itself.

I only have to use pliers about 15% of the time. Does that make your asshole feel better?

Stop it

seriously, what the fuck is going on here

Wasn't my explanation good enough? 😭

You’re doing great sweaty don’t let these pullphobes bully you.

Seriously, this is not normal.

What a fucking WEIRDO

no u

#mytoenailsmychoice

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bruh just buy some clippers and keep ol' pinky in check lol

The way they grow in is so fucked up that clippers aren't able to clip them. They're too thick.

Wut. U don't ritually yank em? Come on.

Can you just drop this I'm close to self harm

If you do end up doing it, that would be the perfect time to get ta-toos, so when the nails grow back you have unique ta-toos.

ta-toos

A cry for attention, a scream for help

She doesn't walk much anyways.

Exactly. If she had truly wanted to immobilize herself, she would have pulled cables from her mobility scooter, instead.

The real self-harm here is that adipose she's shackled to her body.

What an idiot.

Please can you leave this now?

I'm close to having another beer.

That sounds painful. There is a reason toenail removal is an interrogation technique. Walking around without 'em would feel awkward as heck.

You don't know freedom till you feel the gentle tingle of the morning's sun on your mutilated tow nail beds. 💅☀️😍

tow nail

💅fail

Don't worry, she's lying.

"I [claim to have] pulled out all my toenails, so now nobody can disagree with me anymore!"

She "literally" pulled off all her nails though, so doesn't that mean she only did it figuratively?

I know right I just had a doctor surgically remove some of it

I’ve never understood self harm, but pulling out your fucking toenails? Because of someone on the internet??

incel + fat + weak = yet unnamed syndrome

Can fat people even reach their toenails?

The sight of her huffing and puffing as she struggles to rip her own toenails must’ve really been something to behold.

Just a foid lying for attention.

Its a drug addiction. When you cut yourself it releases endorphins. They are your bodies own little Fent supply.

Imagine being bullied by Owen Jones of all people lmao

Wait, but isn't she bullying him as well by threatening self-harm then telling everyone he psy-op'd her into pulling all her toenails out?

The absolute state of UK politics.

Might reevaluate Owen Jones position on my cringe-based spectrum if he actually did that tbh

In Communist China, both of these people would be sent to labour camps for 20 years.

Sweaty. These people would be upper echelon beurocrats

You smoking crack nigga? Chinese invented the word baizuo to describe exactly this type of retard.

Then why do the chinese have a collective fainting spell whenever someone calls them out on something?

"Concentration camps?!?! How dare you! You insult the proud, repeatedly conquered, extremely mixed han race!"

Cause it works in deterring the west.

"I have more than sufficient evidence to assume you are torturing and progressively exterminating up to 3 million of your own civilians."

"How dare you say racist thing against proud China!"

"Oh, ok, sorry, we won't investigate then. Have a good day."

Loooool. Cope. It's more like dealing with a BPD foid where its not worth it to match her hysterical energy but you try and avoid her more and more, then one day you finally snap and slap the shit out of her.

That's just being an ultranationalist.

A virgin ultranationalist. A Chad ultra would say "yes we have camps, and you're next!"

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BLOODY. STUMPS.

Do toes get that big with obesity?

She's going to lose her feet anyways from diabetes

Is pulling out all of your toenails the new cutting?

You heard it here first, teens.

Guilt by association now extends to being responsible for the twitter histories of anyone we say something nice to in good faith.

Turn off your phone, retard.

Imagine believing a twatter journo (learn to code) actually pulled out their own toe nails.

Can I ask when this happened because I've searched our twitter histories and there's no evidence of this?

Of course there isn’t my tweets delete after a month because I have the self knowledge to know I’m not very important.

bitch just say it, you don't want to get cancelled over the shit you tweeted 3 years ago lmao

ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.

Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.

This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.

The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.

This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.

Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.

This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".

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I like how he doesn't realize they are trolling and laughing at him, not seriously trying to trick him.

Bullying works, remember that

What is the context? Deranged terf vs. smug twitter socialist?

Yeah u can tell it's a terf because all the niggas with pronouns in their bios are making fun of her, which is quite hypocritical because they do the same exact things.

If she had said "Stop disagreeing with me or I will pull out my toe nails. Oh yeah trans women are women" they would be on her side.

Yeah

LITERALLY HOBBLED

Hello I’m Emma Burnells toenails

Okay mayo journalist foids this is actually hilarious 😂 keep it up

This is madness

How is it possible to be this pathetic?

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Her face looks like she smelled a fart and is unable to tell if it was her own.

Why the fuck do these useless people have checkmarks? Seriously asking.

im close to self harming

socialist european

You might be a socialist if...

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Of all the demographics bullied on here, journos are by far the most underutilized imo. They need more, preferably early and often.