Man abuses cat for internet points.

1  2020-01-12 by SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt

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That guy sounds like a pedo and is probably a serial killer

Check out his post history, he is a libertarian (amongst other things 🤮).

Of course a serial killer would hate cops

Why not become police and get paid to serial kill? Too monotonous to get a salary on the condition that you only shoot the black people?

he is TaysFourthGussy

Plot twist... it’s worse than I thought. Allah, forgive me for these words... it is or is married to a... foid

Yeah I mean he’s a man who owns a cat so is obviously is a deviant

When mohammed pbu had one of his cats fall asleep on his arm he did not move it so as to not wake it so I'd watch your mouth

What a surprise that a pedophile cuck let a fucking cat dominate him

One day I hope Allah either fills your head with his light or severs your spinal cord

Only serial killer here is that fuckin vermin in front of him.

Are you a mouse?

Mouse dicked.

Cats are cunts.

Lmao I did this to my car when I was eight because I wanted her meow to be my ringtone. Imagine being an adult and harassing an animal.

Lol that's how I know this dude is a douche, I did the same thing when I was in 1st grade.

A kid doing it is one thing, but a grown ass man?

And are you a zoomer? Cuz I didn't get my own phone that could play recorded sounds as a ringer until I was a sophomore.

It was my dad's old phone and it wasn't part of any plan. I just used it for taking photos of stuff and looking information up on Wikipedia. I am on the line between millennial and zoomer though.

You wanted a cat meow as a ringtone?

Pretty retarded since I couldn't get any calls.

My cat sounds better.

No one cares about your queefing beef flaps, tbh.

It’s a he.

Oh, I assumed you were a foid and making a joke about your vagina.

Now I want to see a picture of your cat.

Really? 😈

Here's mine.

She is old and fat as hell.

I bet he is loud as hell, Siamese cats have to be some of the most talkative cats I've ever met.

He is. You can’t ignore him.

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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