An offshoot of American Family Association that pretends to be a grassroots concerned mom organization. Really funny stuff like censoring the word sex (s*x) and shit like that
I digress, but what is with all the adverts for meatless meat? I can’t recall ever seeing a commercial for hooters, but even they are buying out TV ads for meatless chicken wings. Are boomers that think their tips genuinely impress thot waitresses really in the market for some meatless chicken wings?
If you like meat, but you're a weak-minded beta and live in a place infested with lefties who have managed to convince you that eating meat is bad, then this burger is for you!
You dumb brainlet, people don’t decide to be vegan because they don’t like the taste of meat, it’s because of the ethics behind killing a creature to be eaten. So if you have a meatless alternative that tastes the same, well that’s a perfect solution
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The language in the commercial is offensive, and it’s sad that this once family restaurant has made yet another deliberate decision to produce a controversial advertisement instead of a wholesome one.
WAAAAHHHH everything has to be wHoLeSoMe WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. Probably a redditor.
32 comments
18 Lysis10 2020-01-12
At first I thought "no way this bitch is talking about damn, must be dicks."
16 AlveolarPressure 2020-01-12
Now I want BK to have one of the people in the ad say the burger tastes better than dick.
7 Lysis10 2020-01-12
lol that's what I was sooo hoping for when I read the article.
3 tHeSiD 2020-01-12
I assumed delicious and was willing to sign
15 KaaraRaven 2020-01-12
One man is completely shocked that the burger is not beef, so he uses the d-word to describe how he feels about himself for being deceived by the taste of the burger.
15 clubby789 2020-01-12
Lmao not even close to one million
4 Lolbertians 2020-01-12
ONE MILLION MOMS
.8675% of Moms more like 😎
14 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-12
Isn't this the website that /r/loveafterporn links to?
8 stale_memes-r-us 2020-01-12
Well thanks for showing me that cesspool of good Christian moms
2 wm20123 2020-01-12
I wonder if plant based burgers are responsible for all this craziness?
12 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-12
Everyone should subscribe to their email list. I did years ago, and get free laffs in my inbox weekly
5 NicholasDeOrio 2020-01-12
I’m going to hit up my local beavers for a pass
3 aduketsavar 2020-01-12
What's one million moms?
12 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-12
An offshoot of American Family Association that pretends to be a grassroots concerned mom organization. Really funny stuff like censoring the word sex (s*x) and shit like that
6 heeehaaw 2020-01-12
you used the s word
3 GaysianSupremacist 2020-01-12
Why censoring the number 6?
10 AnnArchist 2020-01-12
a bunch of single mothers who think their slacktivism will replace the man that left them.
9 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-01-12
If Mumsnet is the SJW version of internet moms, One Million Moms are the alt-rightoids
3 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-01-12
I digress, but what is with all the adverts for meatless meat? I can’t recall ever seeing a commercial for hooters, but even they are buying out TV ads for meatless chicken wings. Are boomers that think their tips genuinely impress thot waitresses really in the market for some meatless chicken wings?
1 Chapose 2020-01-12
I dont get meatless meat. Like, if you dont want meat dont eat it? Whats the point of meatless meat? It doesnt taste like meat, so why pretend?
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-12
If you like meat, but you're a weak-minded beta and live in a place infested with lefties who have managed to convince you that eating meat is bad, then this burger is for you!
1 RBLXTalk 2020-01-12
You dumb brainlet, people don’t decide to be vegan because they don’t like the taste of meat, it’s because of the ethics behind killing a creature to be eaten. So if you have a meatless alternative that tastes the same, well that’s a perfect solution
1 Chapose 2020-01-12
You are the brainlet if you think it tastes the same...
2 BussyShillBot 2020-01-12
This is why hazing should be allowed. Jesus Christ on a cracker, only 8 years left til retirement.
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2 LatchedBuffalo 2020-01-12
Men who eat this are betas, and should be forced into gender reassignment surgery.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-12
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1 Ubertroon 2020-01-12
Medicinally high estrogen levels in your food? I sleep
Using the word Damn to advertise said burger? Real shit
1 Chapose 2020-01-12
You eat tofu burgers?
1 Chapose 2020-01-12
Damn I thought that was a satire site at first...
Also
WAAAAHHHH everything has to be wHoLeSoMe WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH. Probably a redditor.
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-01-12
Dilate
1 dis_is_my_account 2020-01-12
Can puritans fucking die off already?