Some people pay top dollar for that kind of thing

Are we going to have an attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan II?

He needs to get his political campaign going first

No, it’s going to be more hipster.

Something like someone will shoot a crossbow full of meat at Corey Booker to impress Joaquin Phoenix.

not attempting to stab him while doing a bad joker laugh imitation

Not very based tbh

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

Yeah who would have thought that overturning hundreds of years of religious, social, sexual and interpersonal norms at the same time as normalizing and cheering mental illness and drug use, all in the context of an interconnected technological society that fries people's brains would have had such consequences?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "Uncle's Ted was right again".

Let’s not pretend this shit is new.

Herostratus gang what what

youre just seeing more of it

It's a quote from walk on Phoenix's character in The Jokester (2019).

sorry im not a kinophile

Don't worry, my theater has a 'no singles' policy too.

jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

Snapshots:

1. Joaquin Phoenix stalker travels ten... - archive.org, archive.today

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