Nipponese billionaire asks for space gf

1  2020-01-13 by texanapocalypse33

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Smart move - trip and probably a hottie to come with him, all for free.

Might even make some extra.

If he rapes her in space, under whose jurisdiction will he be prosecuted?

I actually looked into something similar once (murder in international waters) & found out you can be prosecuted by the nation the boat is registered to. I assume a space ship rape would work similarly.

What if you're a citizenship-less refugee on a raft you crafted yourself in the middle of the pacific?

How would that apply to a space ship? And it probably belongs to the country the refugee is from.

idk just asking questions

Sorry to shit on your intellectual curiosity 🤗

Trust me sweaty, it wasn't intellectual

What if my country was annexed and I was falsely declared dead by my government before its collapse? And then I built my own spaceship and committed a space-rape? Then who’s jurisdiction do I fall under?

You just need to say she was dressed slutty okay

I'm gonna try and catfish em'. Anyone can fill out the google form.

That's a big rocket Mr Toyota, are you trying to compensate something?

What's the chances this thing explodes anyways? I'm not tryna jinx our Nippon friend here but rockets explode and I wouldn't want to beta test space man's rocket for him

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RIDE MY DICK TO THE MOON BITCHS.

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Remember when space rape was just Kevin Spacey trying to lure kids into his hotel room?

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