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Massively over inflated sense of self importance, the need for constant attention, and the fact that they're the most politically extremely online demographic
Glad to see the government doesn't need to do anything to stop communism, they're too busy fighting to organize anything. Can you imagine being so dumb you literally criminally assault the people who are most likely to share your views?
Maybe it's like music where anyone who achieves any measure of success has to be ostracized.
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-01-14
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 newcomer_ts 2020-01-14
This joke has been written 2,000 years ago.
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-01-14
Lmao the larp
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-14
Why is every commie running for office a troid?
1 15nelsoc 2020-01-14
Massively over inflated sense of self importance, the need for constant attention, and the fact that they're the most politically extremely online demographic
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-14
Attraction to communism and gender dysphoria are both highly correlated with autism, that's why.
1 wm20123 2020-01-14
Glad to see the government doesn't need to do anything to stop communism, they're too busy fighting to organize anything. Can you imagine being so dumb you literally criminally assault the people who are most likely to share your views?
Maybe it's like music where anyone who achieves any measure of success has to be ostracized.