Great! Thank you Hillary Clinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain.
He'll be one of the crazy libs who believe his party only lost the election because Mark Zuckerberg is a literal neo-nazi who allowed propaganda to spread, and not because Clinton's flavour of politics is incredibly unappealing.
Is all of this still about losing to Trump, or has Hillary just been blackpilled on Russia ever since that "reset button" charade went over like a lead balloon?
There is nothing I want more in the world then to go on a 3 day bender with Hillary Clinton. She would definitely know how to drink and have a good time.
She made me do copious amount of cocaine with her, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop. She told me to calm down, gave me a drink. And I don't know what was in the drink but i blacked out. And when I woke up, she had both my legs over her shoulders. And she was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow.
I tried to fight it, I tried to get away but i was restrained. She told me that I liked it, she told me not to worry because she used the good jelly.
The Schmukaz.
So nobody's paid me to confess this now and I kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew that no one would believe me.
No one would believe me that Hillary Clinton ate my asshole.
She strikes me as the kind of drinker who can rant for a minute or two about just about anyone in DC. If I was confident I wouldn't fuck it up by accidentally calling her a lizard person and getting subsequently barbelled I'd go drinking with her for sure.
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4 charming_tatum 2020-01-14
Donald Trump has a diaper fetish and Putin has evidence
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-14
buzzfeed reported it, but tRump supporters wont listen to reason and logic
1 silverhydra 2020-01-14
I rEaSoNeD and LoGiKd all over my chair, should have had a diaper fetish to avoid cleanup.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-14
This but unironically. Regular conservatards can admit when Daddy is being retarded but the DDF never can.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2020-01-14
Those diapers gotta be custom he’s gotta fuckin dump truck
1 chodemessiah 2020-01-14
stuffed wagon
1 reebokpumps 2020-01-14
https://i.imgur.com/wnsdYbn.jpg
1 [deleted] 2020-01-14
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-14
tRump directed russian hackers to to change Facebook to convince low IQ rural rednecks to vote for him
2 i_screw_drones2 2020-01-14
Putin and Assad laugh at Trump
1 duckraul2 2020-01-14
Based biblical allegory humor
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-14
Who doesn't laugh at him tbh
1 zuoga 2020-01-14
Who doesn't make fun of their own boss behind the scenes?
1 lickedTators 2020-01-14
try hard cope
1 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-14
look at all the people who were probably screeching about WW3, wishing that the leaders of the US and Russia would throw insults at each other
0 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-14
theyre laughing that they now control the USA like a puppet
1 PappyPutin 2020-01-14
You'll never be as funny as watermark
Accept it
1 QuadNarca 2020-01-14
Did you know that Corporal-Hicks is actually a famous tranny youtuber? Have some respect.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-14
lmao
1 habibi_1993 2020-01-14
this is a new bit
1 QuadNarca 2020-01-14
This, but unironically.
1 TheBraverButthole 2020-01-14
Boomerlibs and Daddy Defense Force grifters are shidding up the entire comments section lol
1 duckraul2 2020-01-14
The whole reply section is just poopoopeepee ad infinitum
1 TaysThirdGussyALT 2020-01-14
When’s the pee tape coming out been waiting like four years for that.
1 JoeBidenTouchedMe 2020-01-14
I'm just waiting for the Russians to release more Bernie as a gay superhero coloring books.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-01-14
Anyone who is going to vote for him probably already has folders full of gay Bernie fan art.
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-14
Great! Thank you Hillary Clinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain.
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1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-14
Lmao there's a guy in the responses talking about gun control for some reason, and his entire twitter bio is:
Writer. Snarky. Angry. 🏳️🌈 🇺🇸 #NRAIsATerroristOrganization #LGBTQ+ #AbolishICE #TheResistance #BLM #RemoveHim #DeleteFacebook #NeverBernie #StillWithHer
Imagine
1 Platycel 2020-01-14
On fucing TWITTER lmao
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-14
He'll be one of the crazy libs who believe his party only lost the election because Mark Zuckerberg is a literal neo-nazi who allowed propaganda to spread, and not because Clinton's flavour of politics is incredibly unappealing.
1 Host_of_the_johnson 2020-01-14
Clinton should have dropped after the"I'm just chilling! In cedar rapids!" Video unironically
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-01-14
It was like one of those japanese humanoid robots trying to replicate how humans behave
1 Platycel 2020-01-14
She should have dropped after her 2nd death tbh
1 SWIMsfriend 2020-01-14
Borat isn't crazy!
1 TheBraverButthole 2020-01-14
He's probably one of the few people who would have voted for Michael Avenatti had he
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1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-14
Is all of this still about losing to Trump, or has Hillary just been blackpilled on Russia ever since that "reset button" charade went over like a lead balloon?
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-01-14
reset button?
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-14
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reset
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-01-14
hah, the things you miss when you're briefly homeless
sometimes you only catch them a decade later
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-14
I know, right
1 AwanBros 2020-01-14
🤔
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2020-01-14
1 TruthPains 2020-01-14
Literally.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-14
You are getting the whole 8 years out of this account, aren't you.
4 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-14
Reddit cope and seethe's
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-14
I mire tbh.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-01-14
How depressing is it that she lost the presidency to a basketball American and an orange man.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2020-01-14
What makes it even sadder is that she got more total votes in the primary than Obama but the superdelegates switched over to him and gave it to Obama.
Then she got more total votes in the election than Trump but the electoral college gave it to Trump.
She beat them both in votes and still lost twice.
1 NAAPoC 2020-01-14
Proof that God loves us, to be honest.
1 AwanBros 2020-01-14
But...she is a cunt.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-01-14
America is incredibly based when it comes to foids
1 Kramer_rulez 2020-01-14
Orange is the New black
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-14
There is nothing I want more in the world then to go on a 3 day bender with Hillary Clinton. She would definitely know how to drink and have a good time.
1 hyledog 2020-01-14
She made me do copious amount of cocaine with her, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop. She told me to calm down, gave me a drink. And I don't know what was in the drink but i blacked out. And when I woke up, she had both my legs over her shoulders. And she was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow.
I tried to fight it, I tried to get away but i was restrained. She told me that I liked it, she told me not to worry because she used the good jelly.
The Schmukaz.
So nobody's paid me to confess this now and I kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew that no one would believe me.
No one would believe me that Hillary Clinton ate my asshole.
1 AwanBros 2020-01-14
We believe you, Huma.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-14
She strikes me as the kind of drinker who can rant for a minute or two about just about anyone in DC. If I was confident I wouldn't fuck it up by accidentally calling her a lizard person and getting subsequently barbelled I'd go drinking with her for sure.
1 foidcrimes 2020-01-14
lol what is it, 2016? We've moved on from Russians to Ukrainians long ago, lady...
1 AwanBros 2020-01-14
It's the Shit faction that elected Blormph. Try to keep up sweaty.
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1 Putin-Nanny 2020-01-14
Are the Russians here in the room with us right now?
1 OniTan 2020-01-14
OP is a retard. Russians 100% interfered in the 2016 Amerifat election.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2020-01-14
Takes one to know one
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-14
Wish she'd be russian over here to get some of my Islamic cock.
1 weeaboo_olympics 2020-01-14
Release the pee tape