It's fun to watch people bend over backwards to defend literal, actual, cheating. "Whatabout the Red Sox?! Why are people being so mean to us?!?!?"
Get fucked swamp people. Flood City only won because they are a bunch of cheaters. All Astros fans should just shut the fuck up for at least a decade now.
Looking on FB it's amazing how many 'Stros fans are acting like somehow they're the aggrieved party and using the word "bootstraps" to unironically talk about how their favorite baseball team got busted cheating.
The hilarious thing is that the venn diagram of "Houstonians defending Astros cheating" and "MAGAcels" is just a circle. Braindead sports fans incapable of admitting fault or having any sort of fandom that isn't 100% faith-based. I hope they all have a coronary.
Everyone knows cheating is fine and good. Just don't make the mistake of getting caught. I bet a lot of other teams steal signals too. It's too easy not to.
Lance Armstrong still won the TDF and the Astros still won the World Series. Asterisks don't mean shit.
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1 MG87 2020-01-14
The Red Sox are also in trouble, and Masshole tears are just delicious
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-14
Boston sports fans are so entitled. If they get fucked by this, their Dunkin-flavored tears will be so beautiful.
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-01-14
Sports drama is great. Too bad r/drama is full of babies who got hit in the face playing dodgeball
1 MG87 2020-01-14
What a great one-two punch in the face their last two losses were
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-14
I despise Boston sports fans. They act like the are always the victim when they have literally never gone a decade with out rings
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-14
It's fun to watch people bend over backwards to defend literal, actual, cheating. "Whatabout the Red Sox?! Why are people being so mean to us?!?!?"
Get fucked swamp people. Flood City only won because they are a bunch of cheaters. All Astros fans should just shut the fuck up for at least a decade now.
1 -Ropolio- 2020-01-14
:( you’re mean and hurt my feelings
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-14
You deserve to be hurt, probably.
1 katzen_kratzen 2020-01-14
lmao they are not even that fucked. They are still the WORLD CHAMPS of baseball.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-14
HOUSTON ASTERISKS
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1 GeauxHouston22 2020-01-14
lmao this rules
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-14
Looking on FB it's amazing how many 'Stros fans are acting like somehow they're the aggrieved party and using the word "bootstraps" to unironically talk about how their favorite baseball team got busted cheating.
The hilarious thing is that the venn diagram of "Houstonians defending Astros cheating" and "MAGAcels" is just a circle. Braindead sports fans incapable of admitting fault or having any sort of fandom that isn't 100% faith-based. I hope they all have a coronary.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-01-14
literally fucking why
why do you even care, of course fans are all retards. 95% of all sports fans are braindead imbeciles, you'd have to be an idiot to watch sports
of all the teams I root for, the astros are probably at the top in terms of average fan intellect. especially when you consider that I went to lsu
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-01-14
Sometimes when other people are unhappy their unhappiness makes me happy.
1 vikingpride11 2020-01-14
Geaux congrats on LSU. Go party hard for the next week
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-01-14
hey thanks man. it's been wild down here the last few days.
every football diehard should geto to experience this once in their life, it's actually fucking heaven
1 Darkageoflaw 2020-01-14
If you're not cheating you're not trying
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-14
Meh, go stros
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-01-14
Everyone knows cheating is fine and good. Just don't make the mistake of getting caught. I bet a lot of other teams steal signals too. It's too easy not to.
Lance Armstrong still won the TDF and the Astros still won the World Series. Asterisks don't mean shit.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2020-01-14
Good, them stressing over this cheating scandal might burn some calories
1 cfbWORKING 2020-01-14
Still have my memories and the banner (((New York and LA media))) couldnt have the little winning
1 yobruhh 2020-01-14
fuck yall, all of yall