Britbong company will sell knives with square tips after a sharp rise in knife crime.

1  2020-01-15 by SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt

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leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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These people used to own half the world but not kitchen knives with a point are banned

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I wonder if britbongs will agadapt to the street shitting ways of their new Indian overlords.

Pretty fit end for them tbh. Now they'll know how the Celtic britons felt when they got replaced by the *nglo menace.

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

Is there any country more cucked than bongistan?

France/Sweden?

Based and assault-lorry-pilled

Obviously a marketing stunt since someone who wants to stab someone will just buy a different knife...

But the fact that it even came to this...

LMAO

Just goes to show you, no one will ever be happy. Even if they got a total gun ban in the US (Allah forbid), no one would feel any safer, and the checkmarks would still feel the need to screech online about the state of society.

I'll stick to the Sean Connery method of preventing knife crime tyvm.

Beating women?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d5jXDvrOu4

Except with more racial slurs and better execution on the last part.

I liked how Indiana Jones handled it better.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ua_TZ84hmEA

Harrison Ford lost a fight to Kylo Ren, and by the transitive property, Daisy Ridley. I can't endorse this.

"Knives?"

Imagine being surrounded by the english and not aimlessly stabbing.

If I was in England I would be like it's Wolfenstein 3D and I'm outta ammo and I just hit 1 and ctrl ctrl ctrl ctrl lmao. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

#just90sKids

Dude gaymer lmao

Fuck the British

^^^

the UK government has taken the decision to reclassify kitchen knives as an offensive weapon with the new Offensive Weapons Act 2019

What's next? Classifying rocks larger than 10 centimeters as deadly weapons too?

Just wait until they find out about that John Wick scene with the pencil.

I'm surprised high-capacity assault carrots weren't cancelled after Shoot 'Em Up, it even started Bong Owen.

Don't be a criminal. Bin that mineral.

โ€œThe only reason why someone wouldnโ€™t want to cut off their hands is so they can strangle someone, logically.โ€

If we just nuked London, the rest of Britain could flourish once more.

don't forget brummieville.

That island is evenly split between posh twats and mushmouthed chavs, reduce it to the ocean and make Doggerland great again.

It should be returned to Rome

Please make sure you nuke Brighton twice

I forgot about that den of faggotry.

These are the people that invented throwing acid into the face of people.

There is nothing a Brit won't use to savagely attack another person. It would be easier to just ban the UK.

The Muslims invented that actually

No they didn't.

It's a Victorian era thing

good thing angle grinders dont exist or theyd be in trouble

Or even a simple metal file. I bet they ban screw drivers next.

They're arguably more deadly than a kitchen knife because of the superior puncturing power.

slasher crime on the rise

Good christ it's amazing how bongs find new ways to make themselves look more and more pathetic every day.

Can't wait for Brexit to destroy them

I like that they made the anti-stabbing knives black.

Sometimes even the biggest cuck can be based.

How many criminals use a kitchen knife to kill people?

Most of them actually.

Almost as bad as Benchmade making knives for steppers.

Shakespeare shouldโ€™ve been alive today to write by far the most tragic play about what his homeland has become

Okay so let's look on a British knife site for this "Viners" company...

https://www.heinnie.com/catalogsearch/result/?o=viners&q=liners

Hmm nothing to be found.

Nothing to see, here. This is just some random company trying to create outrage for publicity.

Lots of bongs in the nottheonion thread simultaneously defending this and pretending like the UK won't be making this law in the next 5 years. Pathetic country.

>tfw you bin the knoife to save a loif

I love in the county, but I am also a felon (so I cannot own a gun) thank you California Republicans from the 60's. Looking at you Ronald Regan, restrict gun ownership of negros and this will all go away โœ”๏ธ.

I can't own a gun because I lied about driving a car on a suspended license 8 years ago.

Obstruction of Justice is a hell of a thing