I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
what a retarded take and this person knows almost nothing about the story. the entire thing demons do is invade other dimensions and fuck them over, it's their entire existence.
also doomslayer isn't the "human big baddy", doom guy is a 1000 year old alien who is the last survivor from a dimension they invaded and massacred, nigga didn't even read the fucking text things you find in the 2016 game.
the only thing i can agree on is that the humans in that story deserve their fate because they are pretty fucking stupid to start a war with hell just for the resources.
i mean yeah, all the lore and shit in the new games is kind of gay, like it's not fuckin elder scrolls, it's supposed to be mindless action. the new game looks worse tbh cause the trailer today showed various cut scenes and dialogue and new alien beings from all over the place and shit and it's probably going to get really autistic lore wise.
The new games are gay bullshit that is all about trying to give 14 year olds goreboners since all the millennials that replaced the actual talent at id software assumed doom was about the ârip and tearâ parody comic book and retarded shit like brutal doom and invasion wads instead of a methodical skill based shooter
Doom is great because it is straight up "go fuck shit up" without trying to make the gameplay ultra-autistic. It took me back to the 90s of yore, drinking Mtn Dew out of the cube and downloading porn from BBSes.
Everyone knows the doom guy is actually the demons. It is written:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
âDoom slayerâ is such an embarrassing thing to say. Also lol af trying to find story lore in a doom game.
But this shif isnât even a doom game. 2016 wasnât even made by the real is software and the company is a shell of what it used to be. Itâs incredibly cringe that zoomers are hyped over this instead of playing real doom wads.
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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 Kshatriya71 2020-01-15
This is so retarded i had to share with you guys
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-01-15
what a retarded take and this person knows almost nothing about the story. the entire thing demons do is invade other dimensions and fuck them over, it's their entire existence.
also doomslayer isn't the "human big baddy", doom guy is a 1000 year old alien who is the last survivor from a dimension they invaded and massacred, nigga didn't even read the fucking text things you find in the 2016 game.
the only thing i can agree on is that the humans in that story deserve their fate because they are pretty fucking stupid to start a war with hell just for the resources.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2020-01-15
I liked it more when doomguy was just some jarhead who punched his superior.
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-01-15
i mean yeah, all the lore and shit in the new games is kind of gay, like it's not fuckin elder scrolls, it's supposed to be mindless action. the new game looks worse tbh cause the trailer today showed various cut scenes and dialogue and new alien beings from all over the place and shit and it's probably going to get really autistic lore wise.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-01-15
Tbh it looks like Diablo 3 with the angels and shit
1 diggity_md 2020-01-15
Holy shit shut up about doom lore you sperg
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2020-01-15
i mean i already did, you're replying to an hours old comment to tell me to stop talking about a thing i completely forgot about.
1 diggity_md 2020-01-15
Then write an apology for this nonsense and ask Lawlz to sticky it đĄđĄđĄ
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-01-15
The new games are gay bullshit that is all about trying to give 14 year olds goreboners since all the millennials that replaced the actual talent at id software assumed doom was about the ârip and tearâ parody comic book and retarded shit like brutal doom and invasion wads instead of a methodical skill based shooter
1 d-amazo 2020-01-15
found the nigga who didn't actually play Doom 2016.
best shooter in 20 years, don't even bother arguing otherwise because you're retarded.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-01-15
Why would anyone play a video game as an adult? Lose your login information, zoomer
1 d-amazo 2020-01-15
COPE
1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-01-15
Doom is great because it is straight up "go fuck shit up" without trying to make the gameplay ultra-autistic. It took me back to the 90s of yore, drinking Mtn Dew out of the cube and downloading porn from BBSes.
1 sheepinb 2020-01-15
Imagine sperging out over the story of Doom lol
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-15
Yes
1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-15
Everyone knows the doom guy is actually the demons. It is written:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy." Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will shoot at him," said the Cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was a Zombie.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-01-15
âDoom slayerâ is such an embarrassing thing to say. Also lol af trying to find story lore in a doom game.
But this shif isnât even a doom game. 2016 wasnât even made by the real is software and the company is a shell of what it used to be. Itâs incredibly cringe that zoomers are hyped over this instead of playing real doom wads.
1 HeilHillary88 2020-01-15
Ok Grandpa
1 Chapose 2020-01-15
Imagine playing doom and having the word story come to your mind