You know you’ve beaten a mod when they start removing your comments and using the mod flair

Everybody gangsta till the mod pulls out their green shield

The Jannie Question is becoming more and more necessary with each day.

bardfinn

Of course, who else?

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Mic check, 1.. 2.. 3.. Tardfinn

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Mic check, 1.. 2.. 3.. tardfin

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I'm going to milk tarddfins teets for drama milk and there's nothing you can do about it 👈😎👉

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Lmao even tаrdfinn is a no-no word now. I miss the jewdank days, where we were organically growing lolcows with GMO-free pinging. It all went downhill after the boob I guess.

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[redacted] more like yardphinn.

Gottem 😈

yardphinn more like lardquim 😎

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What's hilarious is these posts still are going to show up on his searches because the removal note mentions him.

He gets a little stiffy whenever he sees a fellow janny remove a message.

Much like with Charlie zelenoff, I'm finding it harder and harder to laugh at him. At first you think, "haha wow this guy is a real piece of work", then you begin to realize "oh, he's mentally ill and being neglected by his parents. He doesn't have moral agency and this is just sad"

If that retard happens to read this, I'd like to make one thing very clear to them:

It's that writing Autistic longposts and bolding random words is fucking obnoxious, and a clear example of the "self-important fuckwit fallacy" - to wit and apropos of de facto argumentum ad hitlerum (post hoc) - Everyone thinks you're a cunt.

As numerous studies have borne out, 57.1% of transgendered people suffer from narcissistic personality disorder. As anyone can see, this is an Iranian study and it's beyond a fact that Iranians happen to know a thing or two about troids, mashallah.

Takeaway: longpostbot might be along in a minute to call me a fucking autist for writing this long-winded nonsense, but that's how everyone feels when they read one of your useless, dispiriting diatribes where you harp on about how you're a retired super-coder with extensive knowledge in anti-Nazi post-removal and Sonderbehandlung and how therefore you're totally cool for making Reddit the joyless, thought-police riddled shadow-of-a-former-shithole website that it is today. Every time I see longpostbot, I think of you.

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and under the applicable contract law in San Francisco, California, as controlled by Ninth Circuit case law,

this establishes a contractual relationship between Reddit, Inc. and the user that created the account.

In the exact same fashion as physically signing a paper-printed memorandum of the contract.

Disclaimer: Fuck you.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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I rest my case.

Part of his therapy needs to be sitting in a room with a lawyer and a philosopher, with electric shocks being administered every time he misinterprets the law or incorrectly applies critical thinking.

He spends like eighteen hours a day on this shit, so you're basically advocating he does the old Edmund Zagorski shuffle here.

Which is pretty based ngl.

Obviously it would be impractical to do this for more than a few minutes a day at first. The point is to gradually make him more averse to the behavior over time.

Oh like learned helplessness? OK, that's humane enough to pass the ethics board.

The severity of a treatment that is ethical is proportional to the harm the treatment prevents. I would argue by this standard what I propose is ethical.

wtf is this turdfurg auto mod message?

a stubborn old grandmother.

She-who-shall-not-be-named confirmed a boomer.

no fucking way it's ever reproduced

We have been told that the person who posted this, likely posted the original to T_D, and that this is therefore Fake™

Rather than conduct a huge investigation that would consume my entire morning, I instead saved this picture, logged on to Facebook, and posted it to my Racist Uncle's "I Stand With Trump" Facebook group, to reap those exceptionally valuable Facebook Likes and gauge their opinion of the sentiment.

Sad News, y'all: Racist Uncle's "I Stand With Trump" Facebook group wants to give OP the Presidential Medal of Freedom of the United States.

Investigation closed.

I love how, when I tested to see if the Just-So Story was something that Trumpettes would eat up with gusto, by posting it to a shitty Trumpette Facebook group, and found that it was something that they would eat up with gusto,

I love how all y'all /r/watchredditdie types, on your fiftieth ban evasion / suspension evasion sockpuppet, had to completely miss the point of that exercise,

and froth and burble about how it's unfair that moderators are allowed to remove gilded comments

and had to lie, saying that I said that it's real or that it's fake, like fifth graders with reading comprehension issues.

I never said "It's real" and I never said "It's fake" -- I said "It's a Just-So Story that none of these dirtbag chuckleheads would be contesting, and all of them would be upvoting on T_D, if the account hadn't been censored by T_D and it's so richly ironic that they're not protesting T_D censoring the original poster, but are protesting me not jumping to comply with their backseat moderation cries of "It's About Ethics In T_D Journalism""

Y'all sad and no-energy. Thou shalt not vote or comment in linked threads or comments, and in linked threads or comments, thou shalt not vote or comment. It's bad form, and the admins will suspend your account if they catch you.

It's so sad seeing autistic people without their handlers on the internet 😔😔😔

😴😴😴

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Repeating with edit: I unironically think judges should be able to order people off the net if they are too ill to use it responsibly, as is the case here. It's sad because if he had any family who cared they would have already sought conservativership of him and gotten him off the web. It's clear that being online makes him deeply unhappy and is detrimental to his mental health.

Fat bard is not a human and thus cannot be harrased.

Sad b**dfinn noises. I want to thank sweet baby jesus for this precious lolcow. We dont deserve drama

wtf. This is the worst.

y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all

Every fucking time

The fact they continue to “y’all can’t behave” despite how much of a caricature of themselves it makes them proves Jannys have lost 100% of their humanity.

You say this like Jannies were human in the first place.

y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all

fuck you whitey ford, i'm black! that gives my text weight and merit! i identify as a person with a lived experience you can't ever understand. it's deep and intense! your text is bland!

Busta Rhymes is the only person who should be able to do that many y'alls at once

So it was a false flag?

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Is this actually a site wide rule? Or does it only apply when bardfag gets assblasted and whines to the admins? What’s the point of cross posting if it is a rule?

It isn't lol, just commenting in linked threads isn't brigading.

Not sure what's complicated. If you're against bardfinn or devrata, you're a Nazi. This isn't hard, just do better.

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i hope lrdf*n receives extra compensation for all it's hard work!

Wow the singing life playing part of many fish janny must be paid very well to be doing all this cleaning up...

the singing life playing part of many fish janny

Do less fent.

Fucking mobile posting I hate iPhones.

Not sure what's complicated. If you're against brdfnn or dvrt, you're a Nzi. This isn't hard, just do better.

So how does trdfnn even find out if anyone is meanposting about xir? Did xe write some sort of crawler to search the entirety of reddit for instances of xir username so they can mass report it?

Did xe write some sort of crawler to search the entirety of reddit for instances of xir username so they can mass report it?

Yes.

For real? That's sad as fuck.

I'm just guessing I don't know it for a fact.

http://redditsearch.io/

What the fuck is /r/talkativepeople and why are many of my comments linked on it?

You can't abuse the report feature but there is no reason you can't report him for violating the NAP, he demonstrably has, all moderating violates the NAP.

Inshallah he will be annihilated by the recreational McNuke he justly deserves

>grandmother

oh no no

When people like this are breeding what is the excuse for incels?

i'm not a tranny thus no one wants to fuck me

They shouldn't be allowed to breed tbh.

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ballfinn getting his jannies all jangled

What the hell are these tards even arguing about?

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fucking kek

I get the feeling even troidfinn doesn't believe his own bullshit on this one

Finns are out of control in this thread.

Wait so B**f*n isn't talking in technical jargon speak anymore? Seriously, that was like, her special ability.

Also I have to censor her name cause dramacels got a little too handsy with her.

This false flaggery was an eternity-ago.

nice to see despite being massively less of a decent sub than it was topminds still riles up the tards. Only reason i ever started reading it in the first place before every single conservative sub put on chastity belts and started banning anyone who failed purity tests.