Moccasins Mommy and Breadline Daddy are fighting 😭😭😭 (now w/ audio)

Andrew Yang is known to be THE most hung guy in the Democratic party, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Bernie's bussy.

They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself stretched enough just so he can take it. I can just imagine him begging for it, with Yang barely able to force it past the knob, and Bernie moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. He would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his prostate. The orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on Yang's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria.

I bet he still masturbates to the memory of it.

1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-16

Dude bussy lmao

1 CountChadvonCisberg 2020-01-16

Well spoken.

1 DutchRight 2020-01-16

Jesus Christ

1 Fortizen 2020-01-16

Snappy

1 Bussy_Galore 2020-01-16

Pure poetry.

1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2020-01-16

Oh god

Bernie bros are gunna be wild tonight

1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-01-16

TBH, they deserve it this day.

1 I_Must_Bust 2020-01-16

COMMENCE OPERATION CUSTER.

1 foidcrimes 2020-01-16

BOOM BOOM!

1 angrybathrobe 2020-01-16

This election arc is turning out way better than expected

1 penis_pump_broke_me 2020-01-16

I hope the writers change conventions to allow a tag team of warren Biden and Bernie to debate le blumpf

1 DayyyTripper 2020-01-16

Trump just stands there smiling whilst the other three throw shit at each other?

1 colormebadorange 2020-01-16

Oy vey, sad!

1 Metatron58 2020-01-16

it's only january and it just keeps getting better.

1 y________tho 2020-01-16

S04E01 "Suleimani shenanigans" was 🔥, and I thought the shift back to the DNC B-plot might be misjudged, but I'm happy to admit when I'm wrong.

1 SpacemanSkiff 2020-01-16

The writers are really pulling out all the stops for this season, it's incredible

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1 shhh_im_ban_evading 2020-01-16

Next debate I bet someone throws a chair.

1 foidcrimes 2020-01-16

BAH GAWD

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-01-16

To borrow a word from trollx, she is gaslighting him lmao.

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Someone explain the & to me, I see it all the time on Twitter and have yet to hash it out

1 Bummunism 2020-01-16

&

ESL detected. It means "and"

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

See I thought so, but why does the second ‘and’ show up normally?

1 Bummunism 2020-01-16

Pretty sure they're both 1)trying to pay attention to Twitter's character limit and 2) beating the competition to the punch.

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Thanks, guess the time of the boomer is slowly approaching me

1 Bummunism 2020-01-16

Nah, dont worry about that. Cuz ur already there. 🤭

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Excellent. May Allah bless me with low interest rates if I decide to refinance.

1 FoidBlaster 2020-01-16

You too the right pill my friend.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-16

It means “ampersand”

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Well, I deduced that. But was the writer trying to enter an ampersand?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-16

Whoooaah Black Betty!!!

Ampersand

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

So why not use a second ampersand further down?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-16

No idea but I love how there’s such a great sounding word that’s only meant to join two things together

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Not as good as coitus. Have sex incel.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-16

ok incel

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Smh. If not for the well known fact that you’re grotesquely overweight, perhaps we could have solved our shared incel problem. But alas.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-16

lol I'm not overweight

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

Nice dubs. It’s like a fat man taking up two seats on an airplane.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-16

lol I'm not overweight

1 mayoslide 2020-01-16

Please don’t tease HodorTheManBolder about his weight issue.

1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16

It’s called tough love

1 GourmetImp 2020-01-16

Oi! No yelling, I'm trying to have a nap here

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-16

You can tell Warren is just doing this for the hate sex after the election.

1 GeminiRocket 2020-01-16

Jesus Christ Elizabeth... https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/w_480/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F190320125633-07-elizabeth-warren-gallery.jpg

1 BigBrownDog12 2020-01-16

You know she does kinda look Native American

1 ImHereForTheBussy 2020-01-16

It's the hair parted down the middle. 😂

You know she really believed she was an Indian. She had to have. Without being an Indian she'd just be a basic white bitch, which would have killed her inside.

1 GeminiRocket 2020-01-16

Hit peace pipe

White man came to me with fork tongue and hands full of free beads. In 4 moons I will be wearing his scalp.

I've spoken. HUG

1 foidcrimes 2020-01-16

I mean she clearly passed enough to fool the college admissions board. But there's more to being native American than having dark hair parted down the middle.

1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-01-16

But there's more to being native American than having dark hair parted down the middle.

Is there though?

1 Bummunism 2020-01-16

Yeah, some tribes are pretty exclusive. Being officially a part of one can require a close ancestor also being an official member.

1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-01-16

I can see it.

This one too.

1 ClementineChime 2020-01-16

Sanderscels SEETHING

https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/epdr12/sandersforpresident_will_be_removing_all_content/

1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-16

SandersForPresident will be removing all content from CNN for the foreseeable future. They have abandoned their journalistic integrity.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 4 YEARS YOU SHITBAGS

1 Lord_Sticky 2020-01-16

Both sides hate CNN, making it the true radical centrist news source

1 simplicity3000 2020-01-16

all sane people hate CNN

1 ImHereForTheBussy 2020-01-16

you still haven't given me a reason why we shouldn't love it.

1 TanksAreLit 2020-01-16

CNN truly is r/drama's news station - their only goal is to report and create as much controversy as they can

1 questionablyrotten 2020-01-16

How can we make lawlz a cnn reporter

1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-16

CNN isn't Russian.

🤔

1 foidcrimes 2020-01-16

They have abandoned their journalistic integrity.

So funny how they're only just realising this now. Bless them.

1 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-01-16

These have to be zoomers who weren't old enough for politics last time around. I refuse to believe there are Bernie fans who made it through 2016 with their trust in the media intact.

1 Damuel 2020-01-16

Reddit was nonstop bitching about how the media gave him no coverage in 2016.

I really think it's that they have some crap memory.

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-16

The fact that anyone made it through the past 30 years without realizing how corrupt and biased the media is shocks me.

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1 spoil_of_the_cities 2020-01-16

"I just want to say Hi Bernie"

1 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-16

Tom Steyer busting into that fabulously awkward exchange just to say Hi is the funniest thing this year.

1 moddestmouse 2020-01-16

curb your enthusiasm song intensifies

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-16

"yeah, okay"

1 George__soyros 2020-01-16

Bernie looks so betrayed. Be very curious to see where this goes

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-16

I think it's going to end with a heart attack or stroke. Take your pick, it is even money.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-01-16

Native American vs Jewish Bolshevism

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-01-16

Bernie: im about to put this bitch on the campaign trail of tears

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-01-16

I see you have gotten the concept of private ownership. It would be bad if somebody would abolish it.

1 Arbys_Official 2020-01-16

Lol just imagine her in a debate with Trump if this is how personally she takes things. Kinda makes me want to vote for her in the primary tbh.

1 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-01-16

Why would any American vote for a gun grabber?

1 AltRitardando 2020-01-16

Guns are too cool for burgers to handle

1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-01-16

Found out the other day that one of my best friends from high school is now marching in #Resistance protests saying we need to ban "weapons of war" and "mass killing machines."

He's also gone all idpol now.

I was the one who convinced him to move to San Francisco back in 2012, too. It's all my fault.

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-16

I think it would be funny watching her in a debate with Trump. Especially if he starts with the "wrong" stuff again. Her head would explode.

1 Oreu 2020-01-16

Liberals learning from Dad. The only way to grab air time today is to shitsling and cause drama. This isn’t too bad. Democrats might have a chance just yet.

1 J3by 2020-01-16

The Chans have already made some Kekworthy fanart:

https://imgur.com/a/7atl2zb

1 HoBoLoBro 2020-01-16

Is every new 2000s decade gonna cycle meme formats? Rage comics made a big comeback.

1 istural 2020-01-16

Like all things, memes are cyclical

1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-01-16

We somehow skipped past the old image macros

1 colormebadorange 2020-01-16

Time to put a real adult up on that stage.

1 pepperouchau 2020-01-16

I'm ready to clap

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-01-16

Im ready to clap then cheeks for JEB!

1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-01-16

Ironically in the president Jeb timeline Jeb is currently ruling the new Holy American Empire as the Supreme Grand Fuhrer with an iron fist.

All of central and south America are nothing but irradiated wastelands littered with hundreds millions of corpses that Supreme Grand Fuhrer Jeb is currently having the American military clean up to make the land habitable for future American expansion.

He also made being a foid globally illegal and punishable by death, so the entire planet is nothing but bussy now.

We should've clapped.

1 annoy_mus 2020-01-16

Sanders is right about women.

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-16

that they dream of being raped by negroids?

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-16

Actually I think it was Bernie that was dreaming of having his bussy raped by negroids.

1 sobratonix 2020-01-16

Why the fuck American presidential debates feel like reality shows?

1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-16

Because that's what they are, and no it's only been the past fifteen years are so. Honestly before 2012 they were pretty good, something happened during the Obama re-election cycle that caused this. It went from relatively sincere debates to silly gotcha questions and moderators that didn't even pretend to be unbiased.

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