The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
he's a janitor
on the internet
on an anime imageboard
he does it for free
he takes his "job" very seriously
he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
he will never have a real job
he will never move out of his parent's house
he will never be at a healthy weight
he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
he will never have a girlfriend
he will never have any friends
I only watch superior Japanese harem anime that ask deep questions such as, "how oblivious can an MC be?" and "how big can we make her tits?" and most importantly "what if we drew a cute girl and called it a boy?"
Hark, Janny, Hark!
Bellow, and bid our Jannitor, the paidless king, rise up from the depths, fullfoul in his fury, banning waves
teeming with salty tears, to smother this young anon with pungent hot pockets...
... to choke ye, engorging yer
posts till ye turn blue and
bloated with cheese and salami and
can scream no more... only when,
he, crowned in warnings with
slithering greasy hands and
steaming cheese-covered beard, takes up his fell,
be-deleted hand-– his ban-tined
hammer screeches banshee-like in
the tempest and runs you through
the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging
pocket no more, but a blasted
bloody film now -- a nothing for
the mods and the souls of dead
anons to peck and shit and post
upon, only to be lapped up and
swallowed by the infinite posts of
the dreaded pibbles them self,
forgotten to any man, to any thread,
forgotten to any mod or lawlz sticky,
forgotten even to trappy... for
any stuff or part of you, even
any scantling of your posts, is
you no more, but is now itself r/drama
Due to repeated abuse from users who file flood false harassment reports, you are not allowed to use the term [tardfinn] anymore. Please do not use this term in comments, postings, or whatever.
98 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-16
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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1 brapmaster3000 2020-01-16
Whoever locks and deletes this thread is SUPER GAY
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-16
But not gay in the good way. Gay in the gay way.
1 cumsocket 2020-01-16
Just like the cuck slurps the leftover semen, the janny removes posts to keep the sub clean.
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-16
Eat the pie bigot
1 Lolbertians 2020-01-16
Let your wife get creampied incel
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-16
Y'all can't behave
1 OrchideanFreud 2020-01-16
This post is haram
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-16
Nah
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-01-16
You'd rather serious post about the rightoid menace on drama.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-16
This but unironically
1 [deleted] 2020-01-16
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1 pepperouchau 2020-01-16
He'll be in the cabinet once the homocracy prevails and start banning people irl
1 trexmundi 2020-01-16
Homocracy is sounding pretty nice right about now.
1 SlutBuster 2020-01-16
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-16
I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-16
I'M GONNA SAY IT
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-16
I'M GONNA SAY IT
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-16
NIGGERS
1 Elite_AI 2020-01-16
Whew, I'm so glad I got that out of my system. It won't happen again, I promise. Really.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-16
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1 bambam4242 2020-01-16
Nigger
1 LEANDOERJ 2020-01-16
no hard rs nigga
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-01-16
Based
1 pepperouchau 2020-01-16
A day that ends in Y on /r/drama
1 [deleted] 2020-01-16
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1 Lifting_Sexytimes 2020-01-16
A sudden deleted thread can mean only one thing... >!tranny janny!<
https://i.imgur.com/VMtWm7Q.jpg
1 Bussy_Galore 2020-01-16
We wish
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-16
trannyjannies are the worst
1 32624647 2020-01-16
Hey, don't disrespect our messiah TrappySaruh like this. She died for our sins!
1 lannister_stark 2020-01-16
Using starshit memes is worse
1 PraisePerun 2020-01-16
Learn 2 code jannies
1 Bummunism 2020-01-16
A few of them do. They just can't get a job. 😹
1 pepperouchau 2020-01-16
CSS doesn't count
1 ExtremelyOnlineG 2020-01-16
Also just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you know how to shower, dress yourself, or navigate out of your moms basement
1 TheEntertainment89 2020-01-16
In fact it makes all those things less likely
1 Msmit71 2020-01-16
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-01-16
Doin’ it for free
Doin’ it for free
He will never be
Paid monetarily
1 GeminiRocket 2020-01-16
https://youtu.be/aGEl6BkjouU
1 OniTan 2020-01-16
Is that a Ramones song?
1 RBLXTalk 2020-01-16
I thought you made a really off-rhythm parody of sk8erboi until like 7 lines in
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-01-16
💩
1 realwhoopiegoldberg3 2020-01-16
Oooohhhh baby gimme just one slice of bussy pleeeaaassee
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-01-16
What is worse? Jannies or people that seethe about Jannies? I'm a bit confused because both do it for free.
1 _Ensanglante 2020-01-16
based.
1 jakl277 2020-01-16
Jannie are you okay, are you okay jannie...
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-01-16
JANNIE ARE YOU THERE?
1 betterdeadthenfed 2020-01-16
CLEAN IT UP
1 Putin-Nanny 2020-01-16
Is polyamory all women with multiple cucks? I bet threads about men with harems would get deleted.
1 cielxyuriplisetsky 2020-01-16
I only watch superior Japanese harem anime that ask deep questions such as, "how oblivious can an MC be?" and "how big can we make her tits?" and most importantly "what if we drew a cute girl and called it a boy?"
1 VidiotGamer 2020-01-16
Unironically it's just a cover for dudes too embarrassed to admit they have a cuckold fetish.
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-01-16
Hark, Janny, Hark! Bellow, and bid our Jannitor, the paidless king, rise up from the depths, fullfoul in his fury, banning waves teeming with salty tears, to smother this young anon with pungent hot pockets...
... to choke ye, engorging yer posts till ye turn blue and bloated with cheese and salami and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in warnings with slithering greasy hands and steaming cheese-covered beard, takes up his fell, be-deleted hand-– his ban-tined hammer screeches banshee-like in the tempest and runs you through the gullet, bursting ye, a bulging pocket no more, but a blasted bloody film now -- a nothing for the mods and the souls of dead anons to peck and shit and post upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite posts of the dreaded pibbles them self, forgotten to any man, to any thread, forgotten to any mod or lawlz sticky, forgotten even to trappy... for any stuff or part of you, even any scantling of your posts, is you no more, but is now itself r/drama
1 Nahomiieee 2020-01-16
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1 MoreSpikes 2020-01-16
I'm going to assume this is all retardfinn's fault until proven otherwise
1 AutoModerator 2020-01-16
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1 MoreSpikes 2020-01-16
See I knew it was [Steve's] fault!
1 Arbys_Official 2020-01-16
Jannies Ya'alling ironically is if that makes it any less pathetic and retarded
1 Nom_Chompy 2020-01-16
This appears to be not much of a complaint and more just good natured ribbing and therefore is not subject to removal.
1 fernguts 2020-01-16
Ha! Suck it, OP!
1 lannister_stark 2020-01-16
What constitutes a complaint these days?
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-01-16
God save the mods who leave shit up
1 Mrtheliger 2020-01-16
What's with this formal response smh
1 Bummunism 2020-01-16
Because drama cant behave
1 minecraftyeeter 2020-01-16
u should ban op because the picture has a dog in it, only kids like dogs!
1 Nom_Chompy 2020-01-16
Good point!
1 hanniebunches 2020-01-16
I wanna say that word that a lot of people get mad at
1 errderper 2020-01-16
get a job retard Jannie
1 Nom_Chompy 2020-01-16
No
1 onitsuka 2020-01-16
CLEAN IT UP 🤣
1 RicardoRoedor 2020-01-16
I AM OKAY WITH TAMPONS IN MENS RESTROOMS
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-16
Oh, so you're an FtM. Not many of those around here.
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-16
I can't wait for AI to turn twitter into a real person. It will be a cybernetic mental illness.
1 QuadNarca 2020-01-16
r/drama turning into SRD is actually a good thing. I stand by our wonderful janitors to make it happen. Keep up the good work jannies. 🤣🤣🤣
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-16
Clean it up jannie, clean it up 👏🏿👏🏿
Clean it up jannie, clean it up 👏🏿👏🏿
1 informative_dude 2020-01-16
Remember guys they do it for free.
1 JacktheDragdown 2020-01-16
FUCK JANNIES
1 koishiacute 2020-01-16
jannie are you okay
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-01-16
are you ok?
1 Skobtsov 2020-01-16
Death to america of course
1 viscous_continuity 2020-01-16
Happened to me yesterday smh
1 [deleted] 2020-01-16
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1 -Ph03niX- 2020-01-16
https://imgur.com/a/R9cvbcO
1 feeling_dizzy 2020-01-16
Todd Howard
1 the_Danktagonist 2020-01-16
Gay
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-16
Behaving status: y'all can't
1 GayBlackMale 2020-01-16
WHEN YOU RAPE A NIGGER
1 [deleted] 2020-01-16
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1 Protista_of_Peace 2020-01-16
lol, cry more.
1 SlutBuster 2020-01-16
FOR FREE
1 zhcyiDnein 2020-01-16
💩💩💩
1 Bummunism 2020-01-16
👌👌🤚
1 Adramolino 2020-01-16
Jannie, jannie, clean it up,
We can't behave so lock it up!
Jannie, jannie, your thread's dirty,
You'll be cleaning through your thirties!
Jannie, jannie, works for me,
Jannie, does it all for free!
1 protosam 2020-01-16
reddit mods are at the top pf the social hierarchy
1 chanbr 2020-01-16
CLEAN IT UP JANNIE HE DOES IT FOR FREE HE DOES IT FOR NO COMPENSATION HE DOES IT FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF $0.00 DOLLARS IN THE ACCOUNT.
1 LennySpammer 2020-01-16
Trolol
1 Lord_of_Asia 2020-01-16
GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
1 RPlayingThrowaway 2020-01-16
AJAB?
1 DeadSausage331 2020-01-16
Maybe suck my cock niglerd?