Possibly-transgender possibly-TERF turns the attack helicopter meme into a sci fi story, gets swiftly cancelled. 🚁

1  2020-01-16 by spoil_of_the_cities

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George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...

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They targeted gamers. Gamers.

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Story sounds good tbh

Story's here so you can see what everyone's getting mad about. An excerpt:

Before the Army my name was Seo Ji Hee. Now my call sign is Barb, which isn’t short for Barbara. I share a rank (flight warrant officer), a gender, and a urinary system with my gunner Axis: we are harnessed and catheterized into the narrow tandem cockpit of a Boeing AH-70 Apache Mystic. America names its helicopters for the people it destroyed.

We are here to degrade and destroy strategic targets in the United States of America’s war against the Pear Mesa Budget Committee. If you disagree with the war, so be it: I ask your empathy, not your sympathy. Save your pity for the poor legislators who had to find some constitutional framework for declaring war against a credit union.

Save your pity for the poor legislators who had to find some constitutional framework for declaring war against a credit union.

Pretty funny, I'm intrigued

Legitimately a good line.

In reality it'll probably be Google they have to declare war on, but that's besides the point.

That story - we all know the one - hurt to read. It hurt me. It didn’t make me uncomfortable. It didn’t unsettle me. It. Hurt.

No, it didn't hurt you, it made you slightly discomfortable.

There is nothing more antithetical to these people than creativity and humor. Except insight.