Stop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle (...) If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second.
Imagine trying to kill someone but you end up so incompetent you end up forgiven, this is basically why you should devote your life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
I think his age and drug use is catching up to him and he is just putting on a show. Surviving 5 assassination attempts sounds cooler than being hospitalized for unrelated health issues 5 times.
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3 Mrtheliger 2020-01-17
Joseph Joestar just keeps on this downward spiral huh
2 Bijzettafeltje 2020-01-17
Reminds me of Tito vs Stalin
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2 CapeshitterCOPE 2020-01-17
My man getting that PABG
2 AlohaWarrior35 2020-01-17
We can only dream of being so based.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-17
Supreme/McAffee 2020
1 GeminiRocket 2020-01-17
Imagine it's the wife all along to get that sweet schizo money.
3 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-17
This is the only wealthy man I've heard of without a supermodel wife. I think it's true love 😍😍
1 NarcoDog 2020-01-17
Gotta make some concessions when you want your wife to use your poop hammock.
1 forseti911 2020-01-17
I think his wife has actually tried to kill him before, but he forgave her cause "nobody's perfect."
8 Platycel 2020-01-17
Imagine trying to kill someone but you end up so incompetent you end up forgiven, this is basically why you should devote your life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
5 forseti911 2020-01-17
To be fair, unlike his software, John McAfee is extremely good at protecting what's important.
2 zergling_Lester 2020-01-17
Then why promise to eat his own dick?
4 forseti911 2020-01-17
Another lie like his antivirus program.
1 Spysix 2020-01-17
To call you a retard for believing him.
2 YeppyBimpson 2020-01-17
I think his age and drug use is catching up to him and he is just putting on a show. Surviving 5 assassination attempts sounds cooler than being hospitalized for unrelated health issues 5 times.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-17
Funny way to spell "delusional".
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1 zergling_Lester 2020-01-17
Tfw schizoposting but still no black gf
1 dabmasterman69 2020-01-17
https://gfycat.com/WateryFirmBluebird
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-17
Tfw you become an alcoholic drug addict to own the CIA
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-17
Why even live otherwise?
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-17
Could easily be the shit trying to kill him
2 BurgerLaowai 2020-01-17
That’s no way to talk about his wife!
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1 d-amazo 2020-01-17
he looks like phil margera in that hospital picture
1 tHeSiD 2020-01-17
Who the fuck is trying to kill him tho?
5 ButtHuff 2020-01-17
(((Glowniggers))).
3 pepperouchau 2020-01-17
H*llary
3 Evil_Patriarch 2020-01-17
Ridiculous
Her targets never survive
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-01-17
They kill themselves even. Confirmed by medical forensic examiners. They have credentials printed on paper, in picture frames.
2 YeppyBimpson 2020-01-17
His past self by doing all those drugs
2 Hotsiam 2020-01-17
CIA niggers
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-17
top men
1 tHeSiD 2020-01-17
Ah, top men
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1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-17
d*e*e*p s*t*a*t*e
and that norton guy
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1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-17
Jeb!
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1 Epic-retard 2020-01-17
Why does he have Joseph Joestar in his pfp
1 pepperouchau 2020-01-17
Presidential Shit
1 oss_spy 2020-01-17
We don't have a 5th Infanyry Division though. 1 through 4, 7 (and that's just administration) then to the 25th
2 BrainlessMutant 2020-01-17
The fifth is the secret one.
1 NagyonNagy 2020-01-17
He thinks he's Rasputin or something