No any normal person thinks caring enough about a reddit moderator to search for a high quality image of him and then posting it like a sperg is kind of a dick move.
Lol you think I'm the sperg when you are agitated about a picture everyone knows except in hd being posted? And when you are talking about social interactions in r/drama?
Drama autists: It would be funny and not at all creepy to use this as an opportunity to find his social media so I can kick this festering horse of a joke over and over again. Then I will be absolutely obsessed with him like some weird ass creep.
He's a Mufti so apparently he was given power based on his religious knowledge. Which tbh probably largely consisted of rote memorization the Koran, Hadith, and a thousand other retard autist things until they decided he was good enjoin to issue fatwas. Using fatwas is a highly useful ability I imagine for a person of his girth, especially before the internet it was like the best way to send someone a kys from the comfort of your own room.
On the bright side he was probably so fat his pennies retracted into his body and he couldn't rape any 12 year old Yazidis or Assyrians. On the not so bright side, he has definitely tried.
It was the opinion of the Sunni that Muhammad's successor should be whatever great leader could bring the forces of Allah together. It was the opinion of the Shia that the successor to Muhammad should be of the prophets own progeny. It was the opinion of the Khawarij that we should just kill everybody and let Allah pick the victor.
All were united, however, in the opinion that it should not be a redditor. He who's weapon is a banhammer, let him be cursed, Allah spit upon his wretchedness.
112 comments
1 AnnArchist 2020-01-17
are those shit stains on the cushion?
3 yourdeadwife 2020-01-17
In the high def picture it seems that's just part of the cloth pattern
4 AnnArchist 2020-01-17
he fat so its a shit stain.
1 yourdeadwife 2020-01-17
Yes sir
1 IraqiLobster 2020-01-17
Mohammed found the defecation den
1 SJCards 2020-01-17
Have you asked your janitorial staff? They would know.
1 AnnArchist 2020-01-17
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
3 swigityswooti 2020-01-17
Pictures you can smell.
5 bigfartguy 2020-01-17
god i wish
2 ArlenBilldozer 2020-01-17
It's as if I'm looking at MDEgenerates while wearing Islamic Ray-Bans.
2 zoldknight 2020-01-17
This world continues to bring me endless amusement
1 Kim_Jon_Ok 2020-01-17
Hitler wasn't seethie and neither fat, you cunt.
4 zoldknight 2020-01-17
I'll give you him not being fat, but he is the posterboy for being a seething autist
1 pepperouchau 2020-01-17
Going an hero is the epitome of seething, and he was only scrawny because he was a veggiecel
1 Mod-Impersonator 2020-01-17
Plus the methamphetamine.
1 MG87 2020-01-17
Yes he was
1 gandhitheblue 2020-01-17
He clearly had a problem with bloating and got a bit chunky
2 Mod-Impersonator 2020-01-17
Niggas shaped like Hannah Gadsby.
1 911roofer 2020-01-17
That's because meth keeps you thin. Your precious fuhrer was ghetto trash.
1 muffler_kek 2020-01-17
1 simplicity3000 2020-01-17
https://i.imgur.com/2zsWoix.png
2 EasternAirline 2020-01-17
Wtf are those pants
1 Mod-Impersonator 2020-01-17
He pulled a George Costanza and draped himself in velvet.
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-01-17
Pee pee poo poo 😪
1 MoistLanguage 2020-01-17
These are the people who call you kuffar online
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2020-01-17
M-MasterLawlz?
3 TrollFarm4 2020-01-17
Finally the HD version of that infamous pic has leaked
2 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-17
[banned]
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-17
I thought the HD pic was already out there
1 ReddneckwithaD 2020-01-17
Yes, but it is considered a dick move to mention or post it
2 Chapose 2020-01-17
Maybe by the mods, not by anyone else.
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-17
No any normal person thinks caring enough about a reddit moderator to search for a high quality image of him and then posting it like a sperg is kind of a dick move.
1 Chapose 2020-01-17
No
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-17
Whelp seems like you're a massive sperg then. Learn about normal social interactions.
1 Chapose 2020-01-17
Lol you think I'm the sperg when you are agitated about a picture everyone knows except in hd being posted? And when you are talking about social interactions in r/drama?
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-17
Says the autist that is obsessed enough with a janny to go find his real picture.
1 Chapose 2020-01-17
I never posted the pic though? I just dont mind people doing it. Also who posted that pic in the first place retard?
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-17
Lawlz: accidentally posts picture of himself
Drama autists: It would be funny and not at all creepy to use this as an opportunity to find his social media so I can kick this festering horse of a joke over and over again. Then I will be absolutely obsessed with him like some weird ass creep.
1 Chapose 2020-01-17
Hope he sees this bro
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-17
I saw both of you, bros.
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-17
Same he slobs knobs like no other.
1 Bummunism 2020-01-17
Lawlz never posted the hd pic.
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1 911roofer 2020-01-17
We're not seriously doing this again, are we?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-17
Dude's body looks like a teddy bear.
1 911roofer 2020-01-17
This is the end result of Islam.
1 dabmasterman69 2020-01-17
His hut looks cozy.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-01-17
Peak moid
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-17
I can't even begin to imagine the smell
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-01-17
Pee pee poo poo 😪
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-01-17
He looks like a chicken.
2 YallBestBehave 2020-01-17
I see it. He even has the drum stick legs 👀🤣😂🤣😂
1 Chapose 2020-01-17
What kind of chicken does your mom feed you
2 -KneesToTheBreeze 2020-01-17
Imagine a whole rotisserie chicken. He’s 100% shaped like one.
1 KaaraRaven 2020-01-17
Yum 😋
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1 Mayos_side 2020-01-17
I once fed my cockatiel chicken and it upset me so much I still remember it.
1 CaptainBasculin 2020-01-17
Close the head part with your hand, it's legit a chicken
1 Tridz326 2020-01-17
(My friend and I had this conversation yesterday)[http://imgur.com/gallery/wDX0OVV]
1 Sealgrave 2020-01-17
Come to think of it, he could give something back to the community..
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1 slugulon 2020-01-17
Too fat to fit in a car but has others killed for degeneracy
absolute fucking legend
2 pepperouchau 2020-01-17
Mod him. Do they get computer time in gitmo?
1 Rentokill_boy 2020-01-17
which of you fuckers was this man irl
3 Hamalama 2020-01-17
kaararaven lol
1 imadethistoshitpostt 2020-01-17
The real thing you should be imagining instead is the smell.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2020-01-17
Clearly that is an American operative that had successfully infiltrated the ISIS organization.
2 watermark1917 2020-01-17
So an average ISIS leader basically
1 rakrakaon 2020-01-17
That's a hefty religious scholar.
1 mattchew1993 2020-01-17
You know his ass hasn't been wiped in years. Keep him outside idc how bad the prisoners are they don't deserve to smell that.
1 queerjihad 2020-01-17
I watched my 600lb life yesterday. The woman in it had a tool that kinda looked like hugeass tongs which she somehow used to clean her ass with.
1 dabmasterman69 2020-01-17
TBF the prisons there are full of Arabs, so the air is probably already rancid.
1 MrMeeseeks42069 2020-01-17
How does someone like this ever get into a position of power in the first place?
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1 watermark1917 2020-01-17
He's a Mufti so apparently he was given power based on his religious knowledge. Which tbh probably largely consisted of rote memorization the Koran, Hadith, and a thousand other retard autist things until they decided he was good enjoin to issue fatwas. Using fatwas is a highly useful ability I imagine for a person of his girth, especially before the internet it was like the best way to send someone a kys from the comfort of your own room.
On the bright side he was probably so fat his pennies retracted into his body and he couldn't rape any 12 year old Yazidis or Assyrians. On the not so bright side, he has definitely tried.
2 911roofer 2020-01-17
Imagine...that thing touching you.
1 Matues49 2020-01-17
kek
1 MrMeeseeks42069 2020-01-17
How do you know this?
1 queerjihad 2020-01-17
Browsing /r/islam for gay Muslim drama
1 qwertyman_101 2020-01-17
Smart move wearing brown pants and sleeping on a brown bed.
6 EugeneOneginAndTonic 2020-01-17
neither of those started out brown
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-17
Time to wait and see which Reddit power janny suddenly stops sweeping.
1 RBnumberTwenty 2020-01-17
PridegluttoenvywraithlustgreedSLOTH 🦥 🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-17
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-17
ISIS
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-17
Huh, I thought this guy was the Bulldozer at first
1 nihilistparadise95 2020-01-17
7 deadly sins complete.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-01-17
Mod of r/islam
1 watermark1917 2020-01-17
It was the opinion of the Sunni that Muhammad's successor should be whatever great leader could bring the forces of Allah together. It was the opinion of the Shia that the successor to Muhammad should be of the prophets own progeny. It was the opinion of the Khawarij that we should just kill everybody and let Allah pick the victor.
All were united, however, in the opinion that it should not be a redditor. He who's weapon is a banhammer, let him be cursed, Allah spit upon his wretchedness.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-01-17
Imagine being one of his sex slaves/goats.
1 snallygaster 2020-01-17
How did it take that long to find/arrest him? It's not like he can move around.
1 shikakaaaaaaa 2020-01-17
Alias
1 watermark1917 2020-01-17
Executed people by sitting on them
1 meatgrinder54 2020-01-17
/r/islamicsub mod
1 MG87 2020-01-17
We sure he isn't from Appalachia?
1 clubby789 2020-01-17
Even isis have goodboys. Anyone hear horseshoe?
1 badabing654 2020-01-17
Lmfao to think they couldn't "catch" this guy
1 911roofer 2020-01-17
He had a motorized scooter.
1 911roofer 2020-01-17
This is proof that Isis was against god's will, because that manshaped tub of lard sure as shooting ain't the servant of my lord and savior.
1 ReneeScott60 2020-01-17
Creep will be on bread and water from now on. He'll probably cry.
1 Matues49 2020-01-17
Janny are u ok?
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-17
Um sweaty this is God. Who else could be this based? Mod him immediately.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-01-17
I didn't know he was American.
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1 DredgenDisciple 2020-01-17
Imamofpeace hahahahaha
1 vgiannis1 2020-01-17
Omfg he really looks like a mod! 😍😍😍