England is done.

Thank god

And the queen

Did you know that the "God save the Queen" anthem was written and composed because the Royal surgeon of France successfully removed a fistula from the ass of Louis XIV ?

That's right, anglos litteraly sing about a French anal fistula.

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So...just like the US Senate?

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Right....because the various Kennedy kids have all earned their spots on their own merits....

They've earned their spots with the blood of the other Kennedys.

I thought Ted Kennedy drown a staffer and not a family member?

Hey sometimes you gotta make do with what ya got. Maybe the nearest Kennedy was too far away from him.

Harry is number 6 in line for the throne. He is only relevant if William and all three of his children die.

Yeah but being one of Princess Diana's kids makes him a huge part of the brand. Eventually the truth behind this story will be revealed. Have to admit I'm curious because this kid bailing on the family is huge news.

they spend ages marrying their own cousins to avoid breeding with poors and browns, and all it took was one bad egg(head). i thought the queen was supposed to keep an eye on these things

God save the queen.

No seriously, save her from the muslim horde.

No, put a celt on the throne.

The only reason i have hope in this world is because i dream of one day saying the banner of Islam raised above Buckingham palace. The only way to salvage what is left of the royal empire's dignity is to have them be a caliphate.

All this for a crumb of pussy. Harry you absolute mad lad

You think that's bad? They had a king who resigned for that American heiress snatch

Seems to run in the family. Bong royalty can't resist american divorcee thots.

American

😩

Divorcee

🤢

Gussy

🤮

Bringing up American-Bong inbreeding reminded me that Britain is so cucked even the national hero who saw them through WWII is a half-burger.

So is the guy taking them through Brexit.

George Washington has been playing the long game like the Chad he always was.

How's his short game though? Because we still managed to smuggle in a half-Scottish President in return.

He was forced to step down because of his support for Hitler. That woman was just a convenient excuse.

Used and thrown away gussy

she's not even hot

If I were prince, I'd marry a chubby gypsy belly dancer.

Ironically this but unironically

Now this is shitposting.

don't get me wrong she's not ugly but she's like a typical 6.5/10 at a bar around here. i guess maybe for her age she's above average but when it comes to early 20s dating market she's average.

Does telling yourself these things about attractive women who you're never going to fuck make you feel better about your life?

My girl is hotter than a 6/10 negress so I'm good

Most of my life insecurities come from worrying that I'm not a good enough programmer

Most of my life insecurities come from worrying that I'm not a good enough programmer

I definitely, totally believe that you are bringing in that primo royalty-class puss.

100%.

why is that unbelievable? I make well into the 6 figures and I'm not physically disfigured. the only thing that casts doubt is that I post here with you retards

I make well into the 6 figures and I'm not physically disfigured.

First, the fact that you imagine that's all it takes to pull Markle-class puss is hilarious.

Second, the fact that you believe that proves neither of those things are true.

Third, even if that didn't prove neither of those things are true, neither of those things are true.

this is probably the highest pedestal anyone has ever placed a 6/10 divorced negress on, short of marrying her.

This from the guy who pedestalizes being a 150k a year IT guy.

"IT guy"

okay boomer

Did I hurt your feelings, Geek Squad?

by Allah you are lower than a dog I will no longer respond

There's some app on my phone that keeps making a noise. Can you tell me which one it is?

ok white knight

You are the reason this sub is shit. Not your type, you specifically.

Actually I am the only good poster.

R/drama has one of the richest mod teams on reddit

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6.5/10 means out of every 10 women, 3.5 of them are gonna be hotter than meghan markle. I do understand what you mean, she's not a 10 by any stretch, and probably not even a 9, but she seems to me like a solid 7.5-8.5 depending on the photo.

Ranking her a 6.5 is ridiculous.

That's not how score distributions work. 10/10 is not the top 10%

Oh damn, so you guys have been bell curving this whole time?

compared to the mid 20s girls who are an option she is most def a 6.5. compared to 40 year old women she's an 8.

what is a bell curve and why are you at the bottom of it

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I mean better the one he chose rather then clinging to his grammies tit

Gingers gota take what they can get.

Diddle kids, that's all fine but if you marry a negress you will face the full wrath Queen Liz.

only radlibs think this is about race.

It's a joke m8

stupidpol-tard lingo

🤢🤢🤢

get woke, go broke.

Queen Liz sounds pretty based tbh.

More like marry some slut of an actress who never made it beyond basic cable.

based

She's still an incredibly hot slut of an actress, you tasteless clod.

cope

the cope is literally you claiming she's not hot in denial of your rage that she will never fuck you.

cope → seethe

Cope.

cope → seethe → acceptance

I wouldn't want to be associated with the British royal family.

I wouldn't want to be associated with the British.

Based and 18th century French pilled

Hot take: the only reason the British had to ban guns and are now going to need to ban knives is because not even your average Britbong can handle being surrounded by the British 24/7 without going on a murderspree.

Based Elizabeth kicking out the orange-haired changeling.

america is still winning against europe and we aren’t even trying

Generations of inbreeding and debauchery for the drain, and for what?

She was probably itching to get rid of him for years anyway, given that he's most likely not biologically a part of the royal line.

I hope this is a blow that helps kill the m*narchy tho

His hair- and jawlines are much to strong to be of royal descent

nah his hair is sayin cya. u should see the moon he's got growing on the back

True the back is going. But the front is trying desperately to hold on unlike with William

it's fighting a losing battle, he'll be an egghead before long mark my words

Are you suggesting Princess Dianna was fucking around on Prince Charles

The MI5 hit wasn't a suggestion.

She slept with James Hewitt after Harry was born. And Harry's got Charles' baldness pattern.

Yes, plus, Harry looks like Princess Diana's brother, including the red hair. Honestly, half the dudes in England look like James Hewitt so, to me that's not proof he's the father.

who wouldn't tbh

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This is a really stupid move. She should have had him executed on trumped-up charges or at least thrown him in the Tower. As soon as he gets to Canada he's going to start building up an army to come back and overthrow her with.

Canada

Army

I don't think you've thought this through.

Monarchy is by far the worst and cucked form of government

Unless it's my family in power, then it's fine and ordained by God

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Why are you amerikfcans always ruining things?

you guys ruined freedom

imagine being a bong where there is a registry for cutlery.

I think he's setting up a future King Ralph situation. In 100 years Will's super inbred bloodline will all be killed off unexpectedly and then Archie's illegitimate child, Jessica Yaniv 3000, suddenly becomes king/queen.

That poor couple, now they're just gonna be nobodies living in Beverly Hills

Nah they'll be far from nobodies. They'll be treated just like Wallis Simpson and Edward were in the US back in the day. They'll be treated like movie stars. Dummy will love it because it allows her to be a princess without the responsibilities, but poor Harry will be miserable. Hollywood lefties will worship him because he did the ultimate woke gesture - not only did he marry a black chick but he gave up his royal title because she said so.

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This guy really is the biggest retard on earth

Fuck Elizabeth lmao she's such a bore. She does nothing worthwhile anymore, she might as well be a mannequin that they parade around for all the Crumpets to see

No British royal has ever done anything worthwhile. I can count on one hand every British person who has ever contributed to civilized society.

clears throat YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!

What? Were people thinking he'd be getting free money to live in Canada?

Also why does royalty marrying American elites always end up like this lol.

elites

She was a basic cable actress

With a lot of money, not much different from some of the other times this has happened.

Not political elite, but that's different in America, unlike in the UK.

I would say it's because no American is capable of being part of a monarchy but Grace Kelly did just fine, assuming she wouldn't have bailed in her 50s had she lived. So maybe it's just the British royals that Americans can't hang with.