Mayos all look the same.

1  2020-01-19 by capthazelwoodsflask

Last night I was at Meijers looking around trying to find some stuff for dinner tonight. Anyways, I was in the produce area and I saw two teen girls and their mom looking at me and look away real quick. A few minutes later one comes up to me and says "excuse me" and i turn around wondering what they want.

"You look just like their coach," the mom says. "Would it be weird if we took your picture and sent it to him?"

Confused, I say yeah. They take the pic and walk away laughing.

The thing is, this happens all the time. People mistake me for other people a lot or my friends will say that they saw someone and thought it was me. What is up with us? Why do all white people look alike?

13 comments

4  SnapshillBot 2020-01-19

This, but unironically.

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4  gandhitheblue 2020-01-19

I worked with an asian immigrant in a kitchen who asked if I was walking down the street and I said I drove and he said "are you sure you weren't walking? it looked just like you". I posted this on the aznidentity subreddit back when I was naiive and they asked if I wanted special points for sharing that

3  pol__invictus__risen 2020-01-19

Asians can't stand the fact that they actually are identical bugmen.

1  [deleted] 2020-01-19

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3  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-19

Congrats, you are about to get fem-tribbed so hard.

3  capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-19

That sounds unpleasant.

3  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-19

That depends on how hot the mom was and how you feel about your likeness being wantonly snail-trailed.

This is what wömen deal with everyday.

2  pol__invictus__risen 2020-01-19

Which jealous chink-nigger wrote this lmao

1  hoesmad4 2020-01-19

They do but so do people of every race lol. There's a billion mayos, probably more than a billion blaqs, over a billion Indians and like 3 billion chinese looking people, makes sense that a lot of them look alike.

1  whenweriiide 2020-01-19

pluralizing Meijer

Michigancel detected?

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-19

I go there to get Faygo and Vernors unless I go to Krogers. Although I am originally from Toledo so Better Made can suck a dick.

1  whenweriiide 2020-01-19

I'm from MI and better made is a joke

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-19

Ballreich's is where it's at.