story time tards

1  2020-01-19 by 600_lbs_of_sin

so i just moved to a new city for work and i know fucking nobody here. so there i was at this bar a few days ago and i got to talking with this girl. and i was saying how i was new in town and she was saying how she was in town for work and leaving the next morning and you know how it is...

anyway fast forward a few hours and we go back to her hotel room. but here's the problem i was so blackout drunk that when i wake up the next morning i can't remember fucking her (i definitely did tho) or if it was even any good.

anyway point is, kids, there's definitely a moral to this story. but i'll be damned if I can figure out what it is

15 comments

7  GeminiRocket 2020-01-19

This isn't a story, this is an alibi. Tell us what happend step by step so we can find the body. 😐

1  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-19

don't remember bruh

3  GeminiRocket 2020-01-19

Do a composite drawing

6  pol__invictus__risen 2020-01-19

The moral is you have herpes now.

2  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-19

shit

4  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-19

Worst. story. Ever.

I wish lawlz was here he always has interesting things to say 😞

2  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-19

It was probably bad. Don’t friend her on social media. Not putting you down, just saying.

4  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-19

adding a gussy on social media just because i hit it once

don't worry even im not THAT retarded

3  wellhellotherefellas 2020-01-19

Retarded enough to post about your sex fantasies on slash arr slash drama, though.

2  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-19

damn u got me

2  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-19

Good. You’d be surprised, I’ve seen some epic FB shit fights.

2  rocinantebabieca 2020-01-19

High five dude

2  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-19

but here's the problem i was so blackout drunk

So you had nonconsensual sex. Rapist.

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1  omegaclap 2020-01-19

You were raped because you couldn't consent to having sex with g*ssy. Please pursue all available legal action to remedy this great injustice.