r/drama: [More humor than drama but has references and links to drama] Aspiring law student asks bitter lawyers to help him become the most obnoxious law student of all time

Im not i just wanted an answer to the first question and no one answers compliments. If i was like, when was the last time someone fucked tour vintage pussy? You deserve a promotion or husband at your classic age!

You wouldnt have responded. Im lonely. I just realized im a libra but my parents are a cancer and a capircorn and that should explain everything

4 snallygaster 2020-01-19

Are you drunk or something?

2 SWIMsfriend 2020-01-19

how come you won't answer my questions?

2 snallygaster 2020-01-19

Because they are completely off the mark, it's clear that you randomly threw some shit out in hopes that it would stick 🤷‍♂️

You may as well have asked "why are you a fat ugly NEET" because it would have taken less effort to come up with for the same result and you would come off less like a crouching masturbator

2 SWIMsfriend 2020-01-19

you would come off less like a crouching masturbator

What did i say that was off the mark, all i asked was questions

3 snallygaster 2020-01-19

What did i say that was off the mark it's analogous to if someone tried to insult you by calling you a skinny twink and followed it up by specific questions about your sex life

all i asked was questions

so you are JAQing off

1 SWIMsfriend 2020-01-19

not yet, i figured you would play along instead of acting like you're like the deputy commissioner

3 snallygaster 2020-01-19

sorry, there's been a lot of randos flinging insults at me out of nowhere lately so I figured you were being sincere

0 SWIMsfriend 2020-01-19

thats ok. so you single? tell us, how accurate was stranger things when it came to going to high school in the 80s?

2 moondoggy101 2020-01-19

hey pal you better watch yourself because there are lots of cool drama chads in here like me to white night for snally

1 simplicity3000 2020-01-19

hhahhaha what?

2 Redactor0 2020-01-19

2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-19

stop cyberbullying my e-waifu you fucking cretin 😠

1 SWIMsfriend 2020-01-19

you're jealous she likes me more

1 mechakingghidorah 2020-01-19

I’m the favorite

2 megafaggotron1986 2020-01-19

Looks fine to me

2 zergling_Lester 2020-01-19

Scroll way down, past the huge thing with a tree of links.

3 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-01-19

Criticize others answers, even if you agree with them.

Offer hypotheticals during every classs

☝️

3 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-19

What is a gunner?

7 Osterion 2020-01-19

Someone obsessed with milking every conceivable advantage in law or med school.

4 snallygaster 2020-01-19

The person in the class who wants to be the very best, like no one ever was

3 Lysis10 2020-01-19

Apparently, a troll law student. Makes me want to go to law school.

3 Lysis10 2020-01-19

This is great and another testament to how back in my day, trolling MEANT something.

3 zergling_Lester 2020-01-19

I think I know what to do - one day, while gunning, I'll get into such a heated and passionate argument with the prof that at the end of my speech, I just puke all over my desk.

But what will make it legendary is when I wipe off my mouth and continue gunning like nothing happened.

Awe-inspiring.

4) Keep a small action figure on a miniature gallows. When a classmate contradicts you, stare at them and drop the trapdoor repeatedly.

5) Tape record yourself snickering. While classmates are getting hit with Socratic, hit the play button, but continue taking notes and giving encouraging smiles to the hapless victim.

6) If students leave the room for bathroom breaks or anything else, interrupt the professor to let everyone know you found that behavior disruptive.

7) Finally, when called on for questions, stand (you're obviously sitting front and center), walk up to the professor's podium and proceed to orate from there.

I'm dying, thank you Snally!

1 unwhollytrinity 2020-01-19

This is what social media could be like if we enforce an IQ filter

2 simplicity3000 2020-01-19

gold

2 HeyManImBored 2020-01-19

This is an excellent post snally thank you

2 snallygaster 2020-01-19

np I hope this helps you become the best gunner

1 BussyShillBot 2020-01-19

I respect Hitler but I don't idolize him. He is partly to blame for the loss of the Reich and the destruction of Fascism's public image. He done fucked up, but he is still one of the greats.

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