How the fuck is malicious castration only a class 3 felony? Lying to a cop is a class 4, but cutting off someone's balls maliciously is only a step above that?
If that was true then castration would just be considered self-defense, as all men are either currently raping or waiting-to-rape at some point in the future.
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6 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2020-01-20
How the fuck is malicious castration only a class 3 felony? Lying to a cop is a class 4, but cutting off someone's balls maliciously is only a step above that?
Shit should be class X.
2 dramasexual 2020-01-20
based law understands the place of the m*id menace
1 forseti911 2020-01-20
"911 help I'm being kicked in the balls so hard I might lose them!"
"Don't worry si-I mean ma'am we'll send a squad over to laugh at you."
1 seshfan2 2020-01-20
If that was true then castration would just be considered self-defense, as all men are either currently raping or waiting-to-rape at some point in the future.
1 dramasexual 2020-01-20
This but unironically
1 CavernousFailure 2020-01-20
The legal system is set up so cops can charge you for a felony at any time if they want to.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-20
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1 _Ensanglante 2020-01-20
based
1 srsh10392 2020-01-20
This kind of shit.
And then CB2 whines when Reddit says "equal rights, equal rights."
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