A totally normal and definitely secure woman needs the internet's help in figuring out why a guy isn't giving her constant attention

1  2020-01-20 by oss_spy

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1  XionXionHolix 2020-01-20

Wonder what FDS thinks of this lmao

1  drake_irl 2020-01-20

Shes probably a mod tbh

1  Msmit71 2020-01-20

Chicks who don't want a relationship and want to "keep it light" but demand you text them all the time and make serious plans with them and constantly give them attention are the worst. Literally drove me to try bussy.

1  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

Imagine being so annoyed by women being women that you end up with a dick in your mouth! LOL!

1  Msmit71 2020-01-20

Eww no, I don't suck dick, that's gay, w*men suck dick. I only fuck dudes in the ass, which w*men can't do.

2  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

Basically the manliest thing you can do

1  Msmit71 2020-01-20

The Romans had that shit figured out

1  zergling_Lester 2020-01-20

Steve Hughes makes a point or two

1  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

I love this bit.

2  Jeb4Pres2020 2020-01-20

Based and Romanpilled.

1  TheBleedingofMe 2020-01-20

Clearly you've never heard of pegging.

1  Msmit71 2020-01-20

Assisted masturbation isn't fucking.

1  unwhollytrinity 2020-01-20

Honestly I kinda with I was gay. Women b cray on a level I'm only just beginning to realize. Being gay would be awesome, but unfortunately I definitely am grossed out by dicks

1  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

It sounds like you need to find yourself a nice mangina to mangle.

1  Mrtheliger 2020-01-20

Dude is probably realizing she's more trouble than she's worth if she wants him to do all that shit but won't actually go into a relationship with him. Good man

1  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

She's crazy, which means she's probably pretty good in bed, but dude is trying to keep it from getting too real.

1  affectionateotter1 2020-01-20

She’s crazy, which means she’s probably pretty good in bed

I’m choosing to take this as a personal compliment.

2  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

Which is not at all how I meant it.

1  affectionateotter1 2020-01-20

Too late, I’m flattered 😘

1  fuckedupridiculant 2020-01-20

Why is this always the case? The only women I've known who were good in bed have also had some major psychological problems.

1  _Ensanglante 2020-01-20

Because well adjusted f*ids are not concerned with male attention and dont really care how good they are in bed.

1  TheBleedingofMe 2020-01-20

I only date foids who have issues because foids without issues are boring as shit in bed.

1  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20

I wouldn't go that far. I've known a couple of women who are insanely good in bed, yet somewhat mentally stable. It's just that they are more rare than the bat-shit crazy foids.

1  Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20

She sounds like a fatty he slays when it's convenient for him.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-20

But she says she's ""naturally skinny" and works out 3-4 times a week.

So she's fat.

1  moddestmouse 2020-01-20

You could respect the foid if they’d just say “I want to have my cake and eat it too”. No one would begrudge you for that. How is that so hard?

1  Thereal14words 2020-01-20

which is why i appreciate gc. every post is essentially a variation of man=bad.

1  drake_irl 2020-01-20

And they arent wrong.

1  Misissipi 2020-01-20

I want to eat my cake and eat it too have it too

Fixed.

1  moddestmouse 2020-01-20

Cool it Kaczynski

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2020-01-20

Foids, not even once

1  jimmerz28 2020-01-20

...I’ve met his friends (who he said liked me and thought I was hotter than him lol).

  1. No they didn't
  2. They said exactly the opposite

1  Spysix 2020-01-20

If they did, it was pure sarcasm that she obviously missed.

1  jimmerz28 2020-01-20

Haha no, I just want him to give a little bit more notice, rather than just assuming I’m always available and asking on the spur of the movement.

She's missing a little bit more than just sarcasm.

Half a brain for example.

1  randomination 2020-01-20

his friends were 100% giving him shit for harpooning a whale

1  jimmerz28 2020-01-20

How do these normal and secure women not understand this obvious codespeak?

1  Protista_of_Peace 2020-01-20

A woman makes post analyzing/complaining about a man, then arrr drama moids analyze/complain about said woman. It's the cycle of retardation.

🤪🤪🤓

1  aef823 2020-01-20

It's like relationships are a two-way street you can't starfish your way into and the dude probably found something more than an obvious attentionwhore.

1  imadethistoshitpostt 2020-01-20

This is just normal women stuff after a few P&D's by the local chad.

1  AwanBros 2020-01-20

What is bumble

1  _Ensanglante 2020-01-20

Have sex incel

1  AwanBros 2020-01-20

I married 😵

1  _Ensanglante 2020-01-20

Sex with foids doesnt count

1  oss_spy 2020-01-20

A dating app where women message first

1  AwanBros 2020-01-20

It's over for ug-cels

1  AI_WAIFU 2020-01-20

Imagine being anywhere near this gussy nonsense.