The D@ddy Defense force has infiltrated Virginia's capitol by land and now water

1  2020-01-20 by charming_tatum

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I know a jacking off tent when I see one.

Fuckin boogaloo barge

Also in that video above, everybody psyched they get to wear their leg rigs and helmets with gopros/NV out in public, but the guy with the cowboy hat looks both way better and more practical

Cowboy is the ideal aesthetic for almost any occasion.

Especially academic settings. I respect a professor 100% more if they have a cowboy hat and boots on tbh.

Me too. Of course that's because I showed up in a Stetson myself.

M'partner

M'partner Pardner

You must be a yankee.

I don't need to spell with country ebonics

If you are going to try and play the game you have to know the rules.

respecting academics

Not even once.

Based and Maopilled.

Sparrows>Academics>Tibetans>SRDines

That more a Potpilled thing than a maopilled thing.

Mao wasn’t a fan of (((academics))) either tho

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based and three year old me pilled

That's because a well selected cowboy hat is the sign of a true man while a shitty military surplus helmet with a GoPro/cheapest NVG you could buy is the sign of a larper

If they weren't fat old men, they might look more intimidating in their gear.

Right now they look gay as fuck. Cowboy man at least looks cool.

It’s a mix. There are a lot of meth addict looking skinny guys too.

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Screencap this I’m going for door number 2

Most likely outcome. Stop playing it safe!

I'm going door two as the feds already busted Y'all Quieda who were trying to turn it into the boog.

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Do they even count as Y'all Quieda when one's a border-hopping leaf?

Hes probably from Alberta so yeah leaf texas counts.

Manitobans would be proud to be Albertan. That tard might as well have been a Newfie.

Y'all Qehda

THE LEAF: BEHIND EVERY IRL SHITPOST

Lmao they shilled so hard for a shooting and not only did they not get a shooting but it got nominated for a bunch of Oscars.

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this is why screenings of jocker kino were attended by armed police. It was totally a giant joke and no """rational""" people expected any trouble

I'm not much of a rightoid but I wanted the war to kick off so something interesting would happen and life would change a bit. Disappointed that a national crisis isn't happening. Hard times make good men and all that.

I mean I kind of wanted it too because it would be funny and cause drama. Not to actually change my life though, my life is already great and I would remain insulated from this kinda shit.

I live in an old hick town that's somehow grown into a small city, but I'm young and not even remotely hick-like, have dyed hair, dress uniquely/super fashionably, and make music and shit, so I'd probably get shot by some redneck mistaking me for a l i b even though I'm pro-2A. I really fucking hate the people who live here because most of them are practically drooling-retarded, but in a civil war I probably would fight with them instead of the people trying to take away our rights. Still would be interesting for a little while to watch unfold on the East Coast and then gradually spread to the rest of the country.

I fucking love our country.

How many other countries let you get away with violent militaristic rhetoric, while still having massive GDP and controlling the world? It's pretty great. Those Chinese guys can't even worship Allah without being put in camps, but I can put on a plate carrier and carry an assault rifle in public.

In England this would cause activation of the military

In England cuckoldry is enforced by the state lmao.

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This is probably correct

They need the military for machete wielders, so that isn't saying much. It's so cute how they have to have guys who say "Armed police" to clarify that you can't just laugh at them and steal their hats like you normally would.

Meanwhile US cops are execution squads that roll up in 10 seconds and make swiss cheese out of violent dindus with a simple phone call. As much as I hate to admit it it's pretty badass, like some real life judge Dress shit.

The cops kill around 400 basketballs a year, and over half of the victims are armed with a gun and more than 90 percent are armed with some sort of weapon.

4% aren't armed, which means 40 are killed every year. Pibbles kill between 30 and 50 people a year.

Pibbles account for almost that same amount of deaths as police killing unarmed black men.

I never said they were unjustified.

Yeah, I just wanted to share my newly discovered information.

I wonder why there isn't a toddler lives matter with the numbers that are killed and mauled every year.

Being armed makes the government killing you justified. We talking about bongistan or the U S A?

Lmao I'm sure they just carry the knives for aesthetics and totally don't try to stab people when confronted.

Lmao I'm sure they just carry the guns for aesthetics and totally don't try to shoot people when confronted.

This is your brain when you suffer from a lack of F R E E D O M

9 seconds too slow, that's a demerit

Oi you gotta loicense for that cheeky comment there bruv?

I'll drink to that.

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Its all part and parcel as Sadiq Khan would say. New York needs somewhere to send trains full of poop. Or did you think these places could exist without exploitation?

NY isn’t rich because it’s exploiting poor ruralcels u c0mmie, it’s rich in spite of the poverty of fentanyl-Americans. I will say though, division of labor is truly blessed 🙏

Every urban center requires a set of rural satellite regions that it can work over economically then complain about how they "don't contribute"

We've seen this over and over again recently, and the city folk never apppreciate what they gain from draining the young people from a broad geographical area.

Urban centers don’t need shit from rural regions, doubly true for city states that have massive ports. The wealth is created by talent clusters and knowledge spillovers within the city. Most of the talent is produced there if not sourced from around the world.

No one in those cities has sex ever. They need a broader population base to draw from, particularly for educated folks. They also generate tons of wealth by preying upon the loosely regulated markets of rural regions. Plus the cheaper labor is completely necessary. Do you think most companies could afford call centers in San Francisco?

They are called football matches.

This protest has been a massive disappointment. More shit happens in the pregame of a low tier Polish match....

I hear good things about polish bicycle riding.

The best is Finish Chess Boxing.

That is a fun as fuck sport to watch...

That's not even remotely similar.

I'm not watching any porn videos you're linking me. You need to google polish bike ride and get educated.

You're missing out ....

Every last tree and gambrel roof.

Literally a bigger navy than Irans in this picture.

The fuck flag is that even?

Confederacy flag.

Oh yeah, that's the real one isn't it? The other one was just a battle flag or something.

That’s right.

It doesn't look like a confederacy flag that I've ever seen.

That's because you're retarted

I post on /r/drama, that was a given.

Sherman should have been allowed to go door to door to burn every symbol of the Confederacy

should've just burned everything south of the mason dixon line tbh

It’s the cool looking one

I found it. It's the Confederate State Flag, not the Confederate Battle Flag.

Stars and Bars look more aesthetically pleasing tbh.

there's a reason that's the one that caught on. The other confederate flag is a grits-eating surrender monkey-tier white abomination with one end dipped in red.

Sounds more appropriate

Even though I find these types of rightoids pretty retarded, I have to admit larping to this degree is probably pretty fun lol. That boat looks like a great time

Yeah and knowing that some journos and leftoids on twitter are afraid of you helps too probably

I grew up in Idaho and I've met way more than my fair share of these kinds of dudes and they are dumb as the day is long, but they are salt of the earth. Retarded salt in uranium-poisoned earth, but still.

I mean, if you spent thousands on fancy barbie doll AR-15s and tacticool gear, you'd be ecstatic to have an opportunity to show them off to a wide audience without too much risk.

That thing looks like a fuckin’ party, tbh.

Needs a keg of Bud light on deck!

You think this guy desinged a barge with a mosquito tent and a 5th wheel decked out in camo and didnt bring beer?

That ain't a fif wheel noob. That right there is a fib-er glass Boler from the looks of it. An AMC Eagle could pull it off of the bumper hitch with ease, noob.

That person has been waiting their whole life for this moment.

This is fucking beautiful. Shine on you crazy motherfucking diamond. And take me with you when the apocalypse starts.

Is that a decommissioned uboat or some shit?

Looks like a repainted river barge.

U-boats don't have windows you retard

Oh I'm sorry I'm not a ww2 naval tactical expert

I bet you would put a screen door on a submarine.

Well yea, how else are you gonna get fresh air in there?

It doesn’t take an expert to realize you don’t put windows on a fucking submarine

Don’t get mad. He’s Polish.

U-boats are submarines lol.

Damn those traitors flying the traitor flag.

Dudes out here dressed like they're about to participate in a Navy Seal mission.

Yeah, these discount BBQ Pit Boys with size 46 waist cargo pants and XXL plate carriers from Amazon are truly a well oiled militia.

Meal Team Six raided buffets for your freedom!

Medics are gonna need to add a lot of insulin shots and blood pressure pills to their kit.

OW my KNEE

Hold on hold on guys I'll catch up in a bit...

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It's the Merriwack

🤣

We can shit on em all we want, but we'll be looking to befriend these rambo larpers when Red Dawn 2 starts.

D@ddy Defense force? I think you mean Space force.

Lots of chromosomes on that shitheap

17' Boler. Very nice.

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