interviewer was just embarrassed that she spent most of what was supposed to be a college interview hitting on a minor.
This is the exact situation that happens all the time in high schools where you have foid teachers in their 20s-30s banging male teens, compressed into an interview.
Even if this particular story is fake, it would not surprise me at all if this shit happens all the time.
Iām obviously not an Ivy League guy but a 3 hour interview sounds preposterous. You can argue about their selectivity I guess, but that just seems impractical and wasteful. Like donāt they have any other work to attend to?
If this is somehow real, you are šÆ right that she may have gone overboard with flirting.
Thatās crazy. I would think longer interviews could potentially introduce more bias. Letting accomplishments/transcripts speak for themselves and having a brief character interview seems more aligned with an elite institution.
Unless of course academia has a fondness for bullshit artists with sob stories, I guess.
I think it makes a certain amount of sense for high brow universities. Those institutions really like the idea of having students with huge extracurricular portfolios. For Ivy League that has the added effect of helping to pad their sports teams as they donāt generally offer sports scholarships.
For private secondary institutions like preparatory academies it makes less sense. I recall having a lengthy interview with a headmaster at a school my parents had applied me for when I was 12 or 13. It was in a stereotypically wood paneled room and the rotund old man peered at me through his round glasses. āAre you involved in any philanthropic endeavours?ā He asked. I didnāt know what that word meant so I assumed it had something to do with sports. āSometimes me and my friends beat eachother with hockey sticksā. He told my father I was very good with words and I spent the rest of my pre-university education at that prestigious institution.
They're not really interviews but more like conversations. It's not formal and you learn about the schools and student life. I still hated doing them but my wife went to an Ivy and she loves helping prospective students out on these interviews. Just hope none of them try to bang her like this guy did.
You're the type of Faggot who thinks female teachers fucking guys in high school is a (1) wide-spread and (2) a serious issue. It's neither but you want to believe women are as aggressive about their hornyness as you are.
Bruh it happens all the time. Serious issue? Nah. Wide-spread? Indisputably.
And keep in mind, these are just the teachers that were caught. There surely must be dozens of guys smart enough to keep their mouths shut and enjoy the service for every retard dumb enough to snitch. Or maybe even some foids smart enough to not leave incriminating evidence all over phones in the digital age lol, couldn't type it with a straight face.
It happens all. the. time. If you had the above scenario at your school, it probably happened and you didn't know about it. I know for a fact that it did at mine - without anyone being caught. Doesn't always need to be sex, there are plenty of inappropriate ways for a 25 year old foid to interact with teens that don't involve genitals - such as this yale story.
Ivys field interviews to alumni to test cultural fit. It's basically a huge waste of time, as I've never heard of these interviews changing anything except if the applicant is egregious terrible, like OP.
Ah, the classic attempt to put "honey" at the end of an otherwise empty statement to try to elevate it. You are on a roll here sweetie, go ahead and have an upboat too.
A2C is such an underutilized drama source. its entirely composed of arrogant, high strung teens debating how much race/socioeconomic status ACTUALLY effects an individual, or whether its worth it to go 300k in debt for clout. I remember when it was revealed one of the head jannies plagiarized their Stanford essay
The interviewer (25 f) was smoking hot, and we really hit it off. She very clearly liked me and seemed to be giving me āthe lookā left right and center. I honestly lost count of the amount of times she laughed at things that I said and she seemed to genuinely enjoy talking to me. We ended up chatting for nearly 3 hours, and most of our conversation wasnāt even remotely about Yaleājust random things about ourselves. Towards the end of the interview, I had a strange urge to go in for a kiss.
Moids, smdh. Apparently looking at a person you are talking to and politely laughing at their jokes means 'full speed ahead'. Such is the life of women.
I don't know why people have trouble understanding this.
There is a huge difference between attraction and interest.
I'd bet in like 65% of these kinds of situations the people read the "I'm attracted to you" part correct but did not get that just because someone is into you it doesn't mean they're going to act or want to act on it.
Attractive people are fun, it's fun flirting and messing around, but you're very rarely going to get someone to do something like this unless you're a Don Draper type or you meet a super loose person.
If you're handsome or talented or charismatic most women are probably on some level attracted. Or at least attracted enough that there is some possible scenario where they'd hook up with you.
It's really not a hard difference to spot: If a woman thinks you're hot, you'll catch her staring. If a woman wants you, she'll touch you. Can't make it plainer than that.
Seriously. You need to at least have the NDA signed before leaning in for a kiss. This guy didn't even have the video camera set up ffs. That should be at least a dime in the fed, just for stupidity alone.
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1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-20
but i want to
1 forseti911 2020-01-20
Fake but still funny
1 KingRuler07 2020-01-20
Of course, it's fake! If it were real then OP would be in jail by now. Besides OP never posted any pictures to begin with.
1 HP_civ 2020-01-20
Pretty weak seriouspost btw š
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1 wow___justwow 2020-01-20
interviewer was just embarrassed that she spent most of what was supposed to be a college interview hitting on a minor.
This is the exact situation that happens all the time in high schools where you have foid teachers in their 20s-30s banging male teens, compressed into an interview.
Even if this particular story is fake, it would not surprise me at all if this shit happens all the time.
2 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-20
Iām obviously not an Ivy League guy but a 3 hour interview sounds preposterous. You can argue about their selectivity I guess, but that just seems impractical and wasteful. Like donāt they have any other work to attend to?
If this is somehow real, you are šÆ right that she may have gone overboard with flirting.
1 R483 2020-01-20
Clearly not.
Bizarrely long interviews seem to be the standard of prestigious instituons, whether theyāre universities or private schools.
I canāt even recall how many hours Iāve spent trying to trick an admissions officer into believing I wasnāt retarded....
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-20
Thatās crazy. I would think longer interviews could potentially introduce more bias. Letting accomplishments/transcripts speak for themselves and having a brief character interview seems more aligned with an elite institution.
Unless of course academia has a fondness for bullshit artists with sob stories, I guess.
1 R483 2020-01-20
I think it makes a certain amount of sense for high brow universities. Those institutions really like the idea of having students with huge extracurricular portfolios. For Ivy League that has the added effect of helping to pad their sports teams as they donāt generally offer sports scholarships.
For private secondary institutions like preparatory academies it makes less sense. I recall having a lengthy interview with a headmaster at a school my parents had applied me for when I was 12 or 13. It was in a stereotypically wood paneled room and the rotund old man peered at me through his round glasses. āAre you involved in any philanthropic endeavours?ā He asked. I didnāt know what that word meant so I assumed it had something to do with sports. āSometimes me and my friends beat eachother with hockey sticksā. He told my father I was very good with words and I spent the rest of my pre-university education at that prestigious institution.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-20
Hah, nice. I guess the extracurricular angle makes sense to an extent, especially for sports. I still think itās dumb though.
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-20
Should have given him some sloppy toppy instead.
1 GooseMan1515 2020-01-20
Lmao I've interviewed at several of the top universities in bongistan. They were max 40 minutes.
1 Fletch71011 2020-01-20
They're not really interviews but more like conversations. It's not formal and you learn about the schools and student life. I still hated doing them but my wife went to an Ivy and she loves helping prospective students out on these interviews. Just hope none of them try to bang her like this guy did.
1 George__soyros 2020-01-20
You're the type of Faggot who thinks female teachers fucking guys in high school is a (1) wide-spread and (2) a serious issue. It's neither but you want to believe women are as aggressive about their hornyness as you are.
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-20
Bruh it happens all the time. Serious issue? Nah. Wide-spread? Indisputably.
And keep in mind, these are just the teachers that were caught. There surely must be dozens of guys smart enough to keep their mouths shut and enjoy the service for every retard dumb enough to snitch.
Or maybe even some foids smart enough to not leave incriminating evidence all over phones in the digital agelol, couldn't type it with a straight face.1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-20
50 cases. Out of how many teachers in the world?
1 Mayos_side 2020-01-20
Well there are only like 50 hot teachers.
1 wow___justwow 2020-01-20
foid teachers, aged 20-30, teaching teens
It happens all. the. time. If you had the above scenario at your school, it probably happened and you didn't know about it. I know for a fact that it did at mine - without anyone being caught. Doesn't always need to be sex, there are plenty of inappropriate ways for a 25 year old foid to interact with teens that don't involve genitals - such as this yale story.
1 Spysix 2020-01-20
You sound like the kind of retard that unironically writes out the source copy pasta
1 Peytons_5head 2020-01-20
Found the ugly incel ma stacy didnt try to bang in 10th grade
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-20
There were 2 in my high school, and it wasn't a big school (~300 students IIRC).
1 Caladan_Mood 2020-01-20
More like autist deludes himself into thinking this woman wanted to bang because she smiled in his direction.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-20
Pretty sure department heads interview Yale applicants
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-20
Ivys field interviews to alumni to test cultural fit. It's basically a huge waste of time, as I've never heard of these interviews changing anything except if the applicant is egregious terrible, like OP.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-20
Maybe it's just the grad programmes, the only thing I asked about when I was looking there
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-20
Grad is different since you work with a specific department
1 JamesYSmithson 2020-01-20
That's the patented Ivy League E you pleb, you adde it on to wordes to make you seeme more intelligente
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-20
It's even worse: it's bong writing
1 anon_feeltheburn 2020-01-20
I feel like the use of the word "foid" establishes you as an incel even before any of your arguments get off the ground.
3 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-20
Pssst, keep it on the DL but this guy might be an incel! Idk about you but this whole sub is just a yikes fam a lam.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-01-20
Not sure, is being an incel better or worse then an r/politics poster
3 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-20
Depends on how you feel about denial I think.
1 cptnhaddock 2020-01-20
There is literally nothing worse then being an r/politics poster.
1 Peytons_5head 2020-01-20
A politics poster is also an incel. All A is B but not all B is A
2 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
Oh shit didn't realize you're the lolcow. Welcome to the farm newfriend, have an upboat.
1 Arbys_Official 2020-01-20
Ngl you're getting smoked by this lolcow
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
I got the heifer to the ranch, you boys can do the rest.
1 aef823 2020-01-20
Lazy faggot, milk your own cow.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
Heifers don't produce milk retard.
1 aef823 2020-01-20
Lazy faggot, figure out your own references.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
:(
1 mustaamustempi 2020-01-20
No no, he got you.
1 aef823 2020-01-20
ssssshhhhhhh
or did he
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
No I gotcha, I'm allowing you to keep your pride.
1 aef823 2020-01-20
Silence PA attempter
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
Been happily married for 10 years ya goon.
2 anon_feeltheburn 2020-01-20
"My wife lives in Canada, she's really hot, you wouldn't know her but I promise she exists."
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
You can do better than that honey. Have an upboat for trying though.
1 anon_feeltheburn 2020-01-20
Ah, the classic attempt to put "honey" at the end of an otherwise empty statement to try to elevate it. You are on a roll here sweetie, go ahead and have an upboat too.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
I like you darling, you're over 18 right. ;)
1 oss_spy 2020-01-20
Lmao, there's a 100% chance she's over 35
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-20
Yikes š¬
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-01-20
I've been living in middle eastern shitholes for 20 years that make cohabitation between unmarried relatives illegal. So I married my favorite cuzo.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-01-20
That doesn't mean much around these parts. Just because you pay for her to get fat doesn't mean she's banging you.
1 simplicity3000 2020-01-20
he's just trying to get his little peckerino succed
1 theabsolutestateof 2020-01-20
stavposting OUT OUT OUT
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-01-20
Greeks get the rope
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-20
i feel like the use of the words "as a woman" establish you as a foid even before any of your arguments get off the ground.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2020-01-20
I feel like the fact you are a woman establishes you as a retard even before any of your arguments get off the ground.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2020-01-20
You started a post with "as a woman" š
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-20
lol imagine being bothered to type "female" all the way out.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-20
Did you just say foid?
Found the incel
1 porygonzguy 2020-01-20
We could all be incels and still collectively be more a functional human being than you could ever hope to be lol
1 ashleychudd 2020-01-20
Foid is the proper terminology though.
1 OY-GEVALT 2020-01-20
foid is mad because no youthful chad would ever make advances towards her dusty ass
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-20
If he was a chad they would have fucked smh
1 anon_feeltheburn 2020-01-20
the youthful chads are too busy with your mom, so i'm not mad. your mom deserves it.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-20
Heh, gott eem. š©š¼āāļø
1 Michelanvalo 2020-01-20
what are you, 15?
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-01-20
Or maybe 35
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-01-20
The foid cries rape as she calls you an incel.
1 dataintme32 2020-01-20
So... No.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-20
Nice work creating a paper trail in case she does decide to pursue legal action, genius.
1 21778798236731281942 2020-01-20
What legal action is she going to pursue for an attempted kiss lmfao
1 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-20
Whatever she wants in this age of #METOO
1 chuck_portis 2020-01-20
He should just get castrated like the rest of us.
1 aef823 2020-01-20
Apparently the woman making the first move is an alien concept to them, who knew?
1 BFEDTA 2020-01-20
A2C is such an underutilized drama source. its entirely composed of arrogant, high strung teens debating how much race/socioeconomic status ACTUALLY effects an individual, or whether its worth it to go 300k in debt for clout. I remember when it was revealed one of the head jannies plagiarized their Stanford essay
1 Michelanvalo 2020-01-20
These are the people going into college now. Where misinterpreting signals labels you a rapist.
1 KingRuler07 2020-01-20
That dude never kisses the interviewer to begin with.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2020-01-20
Moids, smdh. Apparently looking at a person you are talking to and politely laughing at their jokes means 'full speed ahead'. Such is the life of women.
1 JamesYSmithson 2020-01-20
I don't know why people have trouble understanding this.
There is a huge difference between attraction and interest.
I'd bet in like 65% of these kinds of situations the people read the "I'm attracted to you" part correct but did not get that just because someone is into you it doesn't mean they're going to act or want to act on it.
Attractive people are fun, it's fun flirting and messing around, but you're very rarely going to get someone to do something like this unless you're a Don Draper type or you meet a super loose person.
If you're handsome or talented or charismatic most women are probably on some level attracted. Or at least attracted enough that there is some possible scenario where they'd hook up with you.
It's really not a hard difference to spot: If a woman thinks you're hot, you'll catch her staring. If a woman wants you, she'll touch you. Can't make it plainer than that.
1 Nergaal 2020-01-20
Chad #2 has entered the chat
1 cleverseneca 2020-01-20
How can the kid who's being interviewed be predatory? I feel like the adult who's already got the job has all the power in this situation.