It's 2020 and still there's no such device that saves dreams in video format

1  2020-01-21 by aduketsavar

Why do we even fund these so-called "scientists"? When I wake up in the morning I want to watch my dreams and they can't realize even this little wish. They deserve guillotine.

29 comments

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1  aduketsavar 2020-01-21

Why would I do that? Mods don't even check the reports

1  Jeb4Pres2020 2020-01-21

Dumbass.

1  aduketsavar 2020-01-21

It's Dumas

1  charming_tatum 2020-01-21

You.can wake up, write them down, open up your animating software then recreate them from your notes

1  aduketsavar 2020-01-21

I actually tried the first part but I'm way too lazy for dream journal

1  OrchideanFreud 2020-01-21

Being able to lucid dream is a pretty big incentive imo

1  theworstever 2020-01-21

Yeah I lucid dreamed that I plowed my friends sister and then she came up to me in the real world and asked for money for plan b.

Like its amazing how real lucid dreaming feels.

1  ezrealprodigy 2020-01-21

IDK if i'm just bad at it but whenever anything remotely sexual happens in a dream i just wake up. It's like my own brain is cockblocking me

1  Black_Bird_Cloud 2020-01-21

braincucked and bussypilled

1  automatic_cluck 2020-01-21

Imagine being cucked by urself 😂😂😂😂😂🖕🖕🖕🖕😂😂😂😂😂😂🖕🖕🖕🖕😂😂😂

1  _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2020-01-21

LOL

Selfcuck

1  BallSeamstress 2020-01-21

not if you have ptsd

1  Why_Hillary_Won 2020-01-21

I can’t always remember exactly how big the penis is.

1  MG87 2020-01-21

If you're gonna Lawlzpost, be less shitty at it

1  aduketsavar 2020-01-21

I'm not Lawlzposting?

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-21

🧐 I got my eye on you

1  zhcyiDnein 2020-01-21

Same...

1  automatic_cluck 2020-01-21

Gay

UwU

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-21

Ok clucko!!

1  automatic_cluck 2020-01-21

🍑💨😋

1  DangerNut 2020-01-21

I was once placed on meds that caused me to recall insanely vivid dreams.

I straight up detested it.

1  _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2020-01-21

Just smoke weed everyday and then quit. You will have some vivid as fuck dreams

1  DangerNut 2020-01-21

An easy one that anyone can do...the nicotine patches.

Completely legal and pretty intense if you got the right kind of brain chemistry.

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-21

Nothing will ever be good. They made the internet and the most popular thing to come out of it is social media

1  voice_of_ukraine 2020-01-21

I dream of certain dramafoid choking me with her thighs, while she's wearing nothing but a really thick sweater. Then I wake up and post how I hate foids and how bussy and superior.

1  _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2020-01-21

TRANS FOIDS ARE NOT WOMEN

1  I_Must_Bust 2020-01-21

Dreams are more complex sensory/emotional experiences than a visual medium can capture and play back on a 2d screen

1  _bobsacamano 2020-01-21

Inshallah