Holy shit...foids - not even once.

1  2020-01-21 by TSwizzlesNipples

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Imagine the poor saps who are gonna be dating this psycho

Sounds fun.

"Why are men opting out of dating in record numbers? They're probably incels."

true but posted in FemaleDatingStrategy cause self-awareness is not a trait seen in many redditors.

Video games.

I'm engaged and still prefer jacking off 50% of the time.

Both can be true

Very based take.

Thank you.

sounds like something an incel would come up with to validate himself for being beta virgin.

Cope

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Around a foid, be paranoid.

around slags never relags

never relax

I came up with that btw, I'll take my updoots now.

K

Anybody on drama that’s this concerned with upvotes, unironic or not, should be banned

Lmao at anyone who thinks this post was written by anyone but a bitter moid. Have you ever been around a woman? They don't think like this, this is how virgins think women think.

Hope she sees this, bro

now i'm not going to insult you or anything, but seriously i doubt he'll ever be fully comfortable around you, at least not for many more years.

People like this are just disgusting.

This girl blackmailed someone with fake threats of pedophilia (her uncle no less) and this moron can't bring himself to "insult" her?

Arguably even more worthless than this foid imo

Arguably even more worthless than this foid imo

Moids will always behave worse when they sense the chance to score teenage pussy.

"That must have been so rough for you. So you're looking for a new uncle then? I have my resume here by chance..."

what if I… put my Minecraft bed… next to yours .. aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?

😳😳😳

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That's cause teen pussy is the best

Give her a pass on this. Maybe she will fuck you.

I'm tryna fill the hole her uncle left

Your dick ain't big enough.

How does that matter to me? Imma bust a nut either way

You won't if she dismiss you because ur dick isn't big as her uncle's

Out. Out out!

Incredible what not having a strong father figure does to a foid.

Well, moids too if we're being honest.

I know what this girl did is completely fucked up, but I can't help feeling bad for her. Bad parents suck.

moids too

Men have healthy avenues for fraternal comradeship. Inner city gangs, for example. All that women have is stripping, dog fucking, and feminism.

stripping, dog fucking, hot chips, charge they phone, twerk, mcdonalds, be bisexual, tell lies, and feminism.

She was 12...

And did it till 15

And realized the consequences when she was 17

And is currently avoiding those consequences

not an excuse lol.

She's a foid...

why you calling a 12 year old a foid. you need help. lol

There are foids and moids, why get bent out of shape about it?

huh? i am completely calm

Dude, chill out

A twelve was tried as an adult on a murder charge. I think we can hold her responsible for fake pedophilia claims.

Even at the age of 10 I wouldn't accuse someone of touching my butt.

Why? Cus I'm not an evil fuck head.

That shit isn't normal. At all. That's a fucked up thing to do.

Then add the fact that she turned it into this "whoa is me" thing about how SHE feels bad cus her cousin doesn't talk to her. Lmao.

woe v whoa fyi np lmao

K ty bby.

Me dumb.

Lol of course you Stan for her

12 year olds are old enough to know lying about something so grievous is a bad idea you retard.

what did McFluff mean by this?

🤔

Whiteknighting for preteen gussy are we?

You don't understand, this person would have been downvoted.

Would you rather he be frank and risk getting downvoted into oblivion?!

Think about his internet points!

It would be nice if Karma were not tied to visibility. I feel like you really have to dig to get the juciest takes.

If karma were nothing more than internet points, I think it would be a way better system. Simply show approval/disapproval, with no affect on posting or visibility.

this moron can't bring himself to "insult" her?

If you feel the need to insult some random idiot from a fictional story your life is probably pretty damn pathetic outside the internet.

At the same time, being afraid to insult a probable idiot (online) is just as pathetic.

Also doesn't help raise the value of Drama Coin.

If you don't feel the need to insult every single person on this website then you must be a real faggot.

Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.

That's your mom. Your mom does that.

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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lmao

This is some "I'm not mad I'm just very disappointed" level mindgame.

There's one person actually calling out OP for being a piece of shit in that thread without dressing it up with "go to therapy to work through your feelings" and it's glorious.

Not highly upvoted though, because of course wymyn can do no wrong.

The US made it's dollar the basis of international trade through treaties after WWII, that's the entire purpose of the IMF, safeguarding the dollar centered economic system. Sanctions should not be understood as one sovereign voluntarily refusing to trade with another, it should be understood as an attempt to impose an artificial famine, blockade, and siege upon a disobedient perceived province by a global empire, in order to compel obedience and submission to the global empire. The mayor of the city is not at fault for the starvation of the people during a siege, it is the army surrounding it that is at fault.

Ironically this entire international Dollar reserve currency system is the cause of many of the economic problems that America has. For instance America has constant trade deficits, because to back up their own countries other countries essentially have to flood America with goods, and horde the dollars they get in return to back up their own currency so that they can successfully engage in economic trade with other nations that aren't even America. America gets flooded with so many goods that it puts their own businesses out of business, it has products but no customers for its own businesses, because those third countries can't afford to spend precious dollars to buy American goods, and thus risk the collapse of their currency. (Currency collapse being the usual results of trade deficits in countries that aren't America - people often forgot that America's trade deficits issue is very unique to it, usually trade deficits would mean you eventually have to go begging to the IMF, this of course never happens to America because Dollars are horded, and not returned into the money supply like normal currency would be; America is the only country that has the unique experience of being flooded with cheap consumer goods from other nations as a result of trade deficits).

These other countries, they have the exact opposite issue, they have work and business, but little in the way of consumer goods. Pressure builds and builds, some economies become ever increasingly dominated purely by consumption, others become more and more dominated by production, one economy buys but cannot sell, the other sells but cannot buy, eventually the system freezes and the wheels grind to a halt as these unbalanced economies fall over themselves.

As well America's issues with immigration. Think about, why is a worker of the same skill level able to get so much more value working in America than doing the same thing back home? This is largely due to the outsized, massive value of remittances from work done in America, when those precious dollars are returned home. This creates tremendous pressure on people in countries to come to America and work for dollars and send them back home, because it's often one of the few reliable sources of dollars for countries like those in Central America that don't have government clever enough to play the trade game like China. And this inevitably creates tremendous pressure for immigration.

Americans constantly complain about this stuff. Without even a hint of perception for the other side. In fact if I bring these topics up to other Americans and mention the perspective of the third world, often I get some immediate instinctual eye roll, like there's some sort of inherent revulsion for having to consider the material interests of other people in your brain for a millisecond. They don't understand how inherently related it all is. They love having the global reserve currency to lord power over disobedient subjects. They want to control immigration with walls, force other countries to import from the United States with tariffs and bullying.

You can build a damn but eventually you'll get a flood that will make it burst. If other countries didn't flood America with goods, they would run out of dollars and their governments would collapse into anarchy and chaos. This probably wouldn't even solve the trade imbalance; the governments would just cling ever more desperately onto the dollars left over, they'd pull it out of their people, their people's produce would collapse, and it would nullify any gains America had made. If you create special green pieces of paper that literally is life and death to all the people of the Earth, they can and will do anything to obtain it.

The key is to get rid of the reserve currency system, get rid of the privileged position of the dollar. And with it it's ability to lord over other nations and crush them into oblivion for being disobedient to the empire. Americans don't understand dialectics, they only want to understand one side, their side; the other side, that is a thought that disgusts them, it is treasonous to get into that state of mind. But they can't even resolve their own problems, if they don't understand both parts of the contradiction. They have a series of malformed dialectics, where America is all good, all it's material interests are all good, and just everyone else is bad and evil and mean to America for not giving into the impossible set of circumstances that would have to be for America to have all of its the material interests it believes itself entitled to satisfied. The narcissist doesn't just destroy others, they destroy themselves as well.

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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A significant decrease in regular corporal punishment of children explains all of this generations ills

Nah, this started after the government banned leaded gasoline.

That's a new one

Nono, it all started when we stopped adding arsenic into our green.

when they took up all the roman lead piping, society became shittier overnight

spank me drama daddy 😳🤤

I blame low child mortality rates

People start thinking thheir kids matter when they’re not disposable

implying this isn't a result of the woman's sufferage movement

🤨

I dunno, I was spanked and switched like all the time as a child, and I turned out horrible just the same.

This is all part of his decade long plan to rape her. Once she puts her apology in writing he is free to release his inner male feminist and no one will believe her. He‘s like the albert einstein of raping teenage girls.

She's still 17 and made a written confession. The plan is working as intended.

yikes let's unpack this

She probably travels with a spare toothbrush and rape kit.

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and asked him to give any sign so that I could at least know that he read the email.

holy shit she's still trying to force him to give her attention in her "apology"

foids 🤣🤣🤣

She threatens him again for not responding to the letter apologizing for threatening to accuse him

Imagine being too dumb to use a pixel tracker.

That sentence makes me think this is real. No larper could fake this type of psychology.

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Yeah I think if some angry moid wrote this as fanfic there would be a lot more bullshit about "how guilty I feel," which would be what some dude who wants to imagine a girl feeling guilty would feel...

...but pretty much all of it seems to be a combination of projection, narcissism, and a hilarious need for attention, which is 100% grade-A teenage foid.

Always get a pre nup

On the plus side, at least it’s a post in r/confession that isn’t “I gave money to a homeless guy yesterday, tell me what a good person I am.”

Imagine believing this

This never happened but I hope it did.

Jfc she's even trying to make herself look like a victim, and all the white knights are cheering her on. Disgusting

If someone does something absolutely shitty and insane like this, but puts it on reddit for my entertainment, I offer them my personal absolvement of blame.

AvoidTheFoid

What a great marketing campaign that was

My uncle

He's about 13 years older than me

It was over in the first paragraph.

Now we know why the father hates her. He saw the behavior a mile away.

This is fucking evil

NTA clearly he should've been more receptive to your desires and you wouldn't have had to do those things.

Boys, I have sudden urge to read some Haruki Murakami.

I'm reading Norwegian Wood atm. Shit's boring as fuck. Why does everyone praise this guy?

That’s the most normal and boring book he wrote,not bad though. Read Hard Boiled Wonderland and the end of the world,that’s his Star Wars Episode IV

I also read IQ back when it first released but I can't remember what it was about. I'll try out hard-boiled

They read his other books. Hehehe.

I was luckier than you, my first book from him was Afterdark.

Good morning

I

Hate

Women

"My father is a dick"

You don't say ?

Why do these people insist on her apologizing to her uncle? If that piece of shit were my niece, I would be happy to never hear from her again. A letter from her would probably just freak me out, since I know what she is capable of.

So is she legal now or what? Sounds pretty kinky tbh

But since then he has acted like I don't exist, we never spoken proper again, he never appeared on my birthdays or of any other family "child" where I could be and I think he really hates me.

I don't blame him

Foids wanting attention is devastating.