Fats who blame their parents for being fats horrified by parents giving a child a taste of ice cream aka heroin
1 2020-01-21 by -SaltineAmerican-
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/
Letting a child have a treat is child abuse: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/ff3m8zu/
It’s over. This kid is now addicted to sugar: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/ff3ixvj/
But are 3 bites of ice cream really the end of the world? Yes, words words words words: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/ff3poya/
It’s the same as giving your child heroin, cocaine, cigarettes, and liquor!: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/ff36rja/
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/
https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/eret17/babys_first_taste_of_ice_cream/ff4ajfo/
It’s ironic seeing literal children and manchildren lecture others with a smug sense of sanctimony when they are no doubt internet, porn, food, vidya, juul, lego, and reddit addicted fats that shamelessly indulge themselves in ever unhealthy habit and easily give in to every temptation. Seeing them enraged by a fellow baby enjoying some small pleasure in life makes me want to give my one year old a bigmac and a high-fructose corn syrup slurry.
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1 FearOfBees 2020-01-21
Fat people shouldn't vote
1 JoeBidenTouchedMe 2020-01-21
Daily reminder that being fat is a sin. God made us in His image and if you're an amorphous abomination, you defile that image.
1 MoreSpikes 2020-01-21
this place can use more Catholicism, keep it coming
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-21
this implies that God wasn't a thick hairy bear boomer
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-21
should fatties be able to become president tho 🤔🤔🤔
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-01-21
No. Taft was a mistake.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-21
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1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-21
Go suck a fuck
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-21
C*nsored for the gay robot
Unironically fuck Taft. He and Teddy broke the back of Re[slur]blican progres[slur]vism, ushering in the pre[slur]dency of Woodrow Wil[slur], who caused World [Slur] II, and creating wedge issues that allowed hardline con[slur]vatives to gain a stronger footing in the party and paved the way for both neocns and evngelical con[slur]vatards to become relevant. Woodrow Wil[slur] was one of the worst things to happen to Am*rica in the 20th century and that fat moron all but ceded the race to him.
1 FearOfBees 2020-01-21
Wait what is fat to you. I mean big chungus not amerithicc.
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-01-21
i dont wanna hurt his feelings because i would totally love to feel his blob of a body on top of me, but Daddy is definitely fat...
1 irrevocableposts 2020-01-21
I fucking LOVE ice cream. But I also enjoy weed and I am currently under it's evil spell as I type this. OMG.. FUCK YOU MOM, YOU MADE ME A JUNKIE.
Seriously though, I am stoned, but I'm confused as to how these people survive in life.
1 clubby789 2020-01-21
What
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-01-21
dude
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-21
weed
1 totally_not_ac3 2020-01-21
lmao
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-21
CO leak seems a distinct possibility here
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-21
Stfu pothead. You retards are so boring you have to say shit that doesn't make sense to be deemed interesting.
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2020-01-21
Someone needs a zoot 🤣🤣🤣
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-21
This is retarded.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2020-01-21
They should give the child a little honey, as a treat
1 iammonki 2020-01-21
If they can't handle a little botulism then what's the point?
1 CleanItUpJannie 2020-01-21
God baby's are shit just hide them away until they can vote don't post pictures online
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-21
Babies are cute. You're just mad that you were an ugly baby.
1 Platycel 2020-01-21
Baby yoda is also cute
1 LightUmbra 2020-01-21
Yes.
1 BlooCheckmark 2020-01-21
t. r/childfree hag
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-21
Being a non white Sharia mayo is abuse.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-21
i legit do not trust fat people. If you cant control your urges, how can you control your life outcome?
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-01-21
Ask the President.
1 nomad1c 2020-01-21
i left my baby with a fat person and the fat person mauled it then ate it
1 darth_tiffany 2020-01-21
I guarantee you every single person posting there is under 25.
1 FreeDory 2020-01-21
It is 100% the parents fault tho. dont feed your kid ice cream
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2020-01-21
My 3yo was spearing hot dog slices with an ice cream covered straw and eating it for lunch yesterday at Costco. I was just happy she was eating something other than mac n cheese or plain buttered noodles.
1 Nuremberg_ 2020-01-21
What's wrong with legos
1 randomination 2020-01-21
if you've never sucked a dick in a dark alley to get that next sugar fix you can't know how serious this is