I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel

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Trees are a conspiracy invented by the Chinese

Please be Christmas trees

.....by god he found a way to build the wall

Right before signing a bill to reintroduce wolves, bears, and jaguars to the southwestern United States.

Hopefully along our northern border and then fill it with wolves

Weird I didn't see this article posted in world news or politics. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Imagine if he planted his seed 1 trillion times instead 😍

Genghis khan 2.0

Well, they'd definitely be mongs...

Donnie fuckin apple seed!

Remember that this is all because of Greta, rightoids.

Can't she be memory holed already?