The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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The absolute state of newcels.

Go to settings and turn off new reddit it'll get rid of the word limit.

Maybe he's a phone poster?

That's what got me banned for a giant title - phoneposting

I only post from my smart fridge. It has all vegan food so technically it's a vegan fridge.

Don’t reveal the rite of passage

Based hot pockets

lol some PR guy is about to get fired because he didn't research the politics of a webcomic before retweeting it

Exactly, can you imagine working in marketing for hot pockets. I feel like once you got dollar general, Walmart, suboxone clinics, and bass pro shop you would have your market saturated.

What state do you live in? Because I can vividly imagine the depressing shitty street you live on, but I'm having a hard time applying a climate or biome to it. Not that there's any functional difference between Dundas, MN, and Versailles, KY, but I'm curious what type of tree you park your trailer next to.

They're Hot Pockets though bruv, what are they gonna do, sell them in hipster boutiques?

No shit. But, Dollar General, WalMart, Bass Pro, and a suboxone clinic paints a picture of a very specific type of zip code, and combined with Kat's generally poor rural sensibilities I'm left curious about what specific type of regional white trash they are.

Sounds like parts of Ohio and Michigan.

But also parts of Minnesota, Wisconsin, South Dakota, Iowa, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Florida, Oregon...

I actually feel dumb I didn’t realize there where so many bass pro shops 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hey now, Oregon doesn't have any Bass Pro shops. Dollar Tree is also our dollar store of choice I would say.

We have one in Springfield retard

Does it really count when it's a Cabela's?

Nah, Cabela's is upper middle class BPS

I live in Peru, go to college.

There's 13 Perus in the US. Which one?

South America, cholo

publica tu bussy guey

La based

Basado y rojopildorado

I'm going with Troy, OH. That's my guess.

Bass pros are usually in the nicer parts of fentanyl country from my experience and really aren’t found in the same areas filled with budget cell phone carriers, pay day loans, and dollar stores.

Does Bass Pro Shop really sell Hot Pockets?

In the buisness they call that fishermen bait

Maybe that's what he wanted to happen, though.

I mean, think about it, not only is this a pretty baste way to get fired, it also makes sure you have a good chance a dragging your former employer's name down along with you. Perfect for people who hate their jobs and just want to quit in the chaddest way possible.

Nonsense. This is a (tired) attempt to drum up a buzz. Hotpockets wants to siphon off some of the culture proxy franchise wars. Now all they just need is a lefty version of hotpockets. Perhaps Lean Cuisine will throw their hats in.

Hopefully this turns into an aut right version of the milkshake and people start pelting leftie speakers and politicians with hot pockets.

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if they just want to get fired and "drag their employers name down with them" why wouldn't they do something really outrageous and offensive like say the n word instead of making a completely normal tweet that's only controversial because it's in response to stonetoss

Because if you gratuitously say the n-word you're just being racist and that's the end of story, but if you respond to stonetoss then there will be an actual controversy over whether or not this was a bad thing, leading to people getting more engaged in the controversy and thus angrier about the whole thing

because he didn't research the politics of a webcomic before retweeting it

i mean he didn't even have to do that, all he had to do is read the comic. its pretty obvious what the meaning is

Maybe corporations are outsourcing their Twitter accounts to shit holes?

If you are super unbigoted or something, you wouldn't see the comic about diversity or whatever, but instead think the joke is the advert guy just wanted to put people kissing or something

They dont let retards hold jobs like this

Lol...they sure as shit do...

They dont let retards hold jobs like this

Have you ever met anyone from marketing?

Too many. Day of the layoff when?

Soon inshallah

They totally do.

100%, like wtf who would assume that it's a comic about (((advertising companies))) encouraging miscegenation?

Just normie naivete. It's beautiful, really. So pure.

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Oh yeah, this pr will definitely negatively affect Nestlé this time. If someone claims to be "woke" isn't already boycotting nestle then they're too retarded to be a woke person.

"Well, I was OK with the child slavery, monopolization of the water supply, and paying doctors to recommend against breastfeeding to then jack up the price of baby formula after young mothers stopped producing milk, but what really got me was a tweet that said 'nice' in reply to a stonetoss comic. "

Imagine giving a shit about any of this lmao.

Um, sweaty, Nazis are literally taking over the world so yeah, excuse me for caring about it.

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You new to Twitter or something? That's exactly what's going to happen. Twitter users are fucking retarded.

lol HotPockets knows their customer base

People who do it for free?

400lb /pol/acks

I thought it'd be mostly /v/tards

/pol/lutants

The plot is to get them to work at hotpocket for free next

People?

Any time I hear the phrase "Hot Pockets" I think of Cartman's mom providing the big bowl that Eric unleashes his explosive liquid diarrhea into in that WoW episode.

If that isn't Gamer Ascension, nothing is.

You can't kill that which has no life

Hot Pockets?

Saving this pic

Woke Twitter is basically a bunch of Left 4 Dead witches. The safe space shit (can't get too close to witches or they aggro you), the incessant screeching and the focused rage on whoever aggro'd it that won't stop until that person is downed.

Though this might just be another one of my autistic musings.

I dont speak gamer.

Relating life situation to games is more gay than relating to harry potter.

DO SOMETHING USEFLU IN LIFE

don't forget the crying

Petition to make this pic a sidebar image.

I always knew hotpockets was one of the good ones.

It's over for Jim Gaffig-incels

Jannies on suicide watch

Absolutely based and hot as 🔥🔥🔥

Someone better archive it. Rip Snappy.

It's been up for almost a week, no one cares lol

They hate consooming until some company gives them the slightest glance in their direction

Absolutely shocked that a bunch of internet addicts with a 10+ year old meme as their profile pics didn't end up being the next stoics

Friendship ended with TENDIES, now NESTLE is my best friend.

Who am I kidding, Nestle probably makes hella tendies too

Bad title but good post, I’ll let you off this time

jet fuel can't melt steel hot pockets

Funny how stonetoss led this totally obscure existence for years, then lefties decided that this can't be allowed to continue, created the antifastonetoss subreddit and twitter(?) and lo and behold, his obscurity came to an abrupt end indeed and he's basically a household name now.

What’s an anti fast one toss subreddit

Yeah.

I just learned who he is

you've taken the first step towards "opening your mind"

I can never tell whether these are edited or not.

if they still have a link to his website in the comic they're not edited.

Yeah the golden age of webcomics is long gone and yet its Stonetoss that stands at the top strangely enough.

"Hey guys check out this funny comic"

#STONETOSS IS A NAZI STONE TOSS IS A NAZI STONE TOSS IS A NAZI STONE TOSS IS A NAZI STONE TOSS IS A NAZI

I was getting those Angelo's "calzones" because they were on sale but then I realized it's like 650 calories for 2 of them. Hot Pockets are unironically good for you these days. 😒

Word minimum is just a filter for people dumb enough to use the redesign

Off to the store to buy hot pockets for this epic team up of stone toss and hot Pocket.

Must consume based product.

Why do you follow hot pockets Twitter? I mean great catch and all that but ...

bought myself some steak hot pockets.

To be fair Stonetoss is unfunny alt right garbage

Stonetoss is infinitely better than anything the left can make

"racist joke please laugh" truly the pinnacle of comedy

facts are racist

fuck whitey

Lol why aren't 90% of the comments shitting on the title and mentioning nothing else?

Oh right. Because all the posters here are closet leftoids who only said that cause they were mad that I proved they got trolled by gun girl.

Will fat white women stop eating hot pockets?

I ate one today!!