This chink virus is going to kill us all

1  2020-01-22 by Eva_TryNotBeinRacist

i need tips on how to protect my family and friends from the insectoid virus.

My best friend is married to one, my other good friends father is a pilot, and Chinese new year is coming up. They're going to be visiting family and this shit is going to spread everywhere.

I'm not really concerned for myself as much because even though my school has a ton of chink fucks, none of the white people want anything to do with them and already avoid them like the literal plague they are.

discuss the impending apocalypse

37 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2020-01-22

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1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-22

Nothing will happen. Probably.

That being said, we are due. Billions of microscopic safe crackers, patiently ticking away. Imagine something like the Spanish Flu with intercontinental air travel happening daily. Evolution will find a way to capitalize on our overpopulation, and a virus would surely be more dramatic than the slow march of antibiotic-resistant bacteria. It would occur so exponentially that our 24 hour news cycle would be sluggish and ineffective in broadcasting warnings. It might even be an inevitability, in the absence of global war or famine.

You should be fine though, as long as you aren’t around a lot of Chinese people that go home once a year or so. Good luck!

1  FearOfBees 2020-01-22

Idk news said it's evolving

1  tHeSiD 2020-01-22

Sadly so did Sars ebola and other shit, no apocalypse yet

1  trexmundi 2020-01-22

Gotta keep trying. We'll get a winner eventually.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-22

I inherited all my physical traits from my Spanish ancestors but I have the immunity of an indio. Is this the end for me?

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-22

It could be. Anglo chuds like me thrive in disease.

1  Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-22

As in your nature.

1  zergling_Lester 2020-01-22

Evolution will find a way to capitalize on our overpopulation,

Correction: on overpopulation combined with unnatural hygiene. Overpopulated communities that take measures to keep their immune systems up to the task by street shitting and bathing in corpse rivers are more or less safe.

1  wm20123 2020-01-22

You've got a Michael Crichton tier understanding of evolutionary biology. It's low tier SARS, only the seropositive need to worry. Which means drama mods should worry.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-22

🙄🙄🙄 I was trying to scare the rightoid.

1  wm20123 2020-01-22

You were only pretending to be wrong

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-22

Yes.

Also how dare you say bad thing about Andromeda Strain man?

1  wm20123 2020-01-22

I'm also insulting Jurassic Park.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-22

Think that one was Dean Koontz actually.

1  wm20123 2020-01-22

I don't care who wrote it, I'm insulting it.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-22

Based&.

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1  Acto12 2020-01-22

Hopefully the apocalypse happens, the drama would be immense

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-01-22

If you couldn’t already tell this is hyped-up click-driven “fake news” and will be off the radar within a week.

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1  ReallyLegitX 2020-01-22

If I'm at LAX flying out monthly how likely am I to die of this ultra chink flu? 🤔

1  Genericshitusername 2020-01-22

0.1%

1  ReallyLegitX 2020-01-22

I'm disappointed

1  GeminiRocket 2020-01-22

Didn't start in Madagascar or Antarctica, never had a chance.

1  Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-01-22

I always start in China

1  TrailerParkRide 2020-01-22

Fuck that stupid game

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1  randomination 2020-01-22

Yes the chink is a sickness on the earth that's going to wipe society out

Oh. You meant the flu. I guess that's dangerous too

1  automatic_cluck 2020-01-22

Nigga just don't be asian lmfao. Chinks don't have a sturdy frame like whites and blacks.

1  Bussy_Galore 2020-01-22

You'll be fine as so far it only seems to infect chink manlets.

Unless you are a chink manlet, I guess, in which case praise Darwinism.

1  too_much_choice 2020-01-22

Two week incubation period. You've probably already gotten got.

1  TeeEssDoubleU 2020-01-22

i hope it eradicates most of china.

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1  TheSprawlingSauropod 2020-01-22

Lmao you guys aren't even pretending to not be racist.