In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.

The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.

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1. WHOEVER DESIGNED PULL ONLY DOORS WH... - archive.org, archive.today

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Just use your mouth lmao

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Lol...w*rk place is a trigger word?

Jannies don’t like to think about w*rking for anything more than $0.00

ofc

They do it for free.

Architect was a dramatard. Imagine being so good at drama that stuff you design makes others seethe for decades.

Use a dry paper hand towel if available. Most places I've been to have a garbage can right by the door for this. Some places though cheap out on the paper and just have the hand blowers, so that presents a problem.

Use a paper towel or two and use it as a sort of glove to open the door. Or better yet use your elbow if you can.

THE RETARD WHO TOUCHED THE HANDLE BEFORE ME COULDN'T WASH HIS HANDS

chad move tbh

When they come out, the Air Force pilot begins thoroughly washing his hands and says, 'In the Air Force they taught us the importance of good hygiene.'

The Naval officer then begins washing his hands using only a small trickle of water and says, 'In the Navy they taught us the importance of good hygiene AND water conservation.'

The army private walks straight out without stopping and says, 'In the Army they taught us to not piss on our hands.'

An Air Force pilot, a Naval Officer and an Army Private all go to the bathroom

When they come out, the Air Force pilot begins thoroughly washing his hands and says, 'In the Air Force they taught us the importance of good hygiene.'

The Naval officer then begins washing his hands using only a small trickle of water and says, 'In the Navy they taught us the importance of good hygiene AND water conservation.'

The army private walks straight out without stopping and says, 'In the Army they taught us to not piss on our hands.'

Bro just put your hand under your shirt it ain’t that deep

Or just grab a paper towel

I just piss off the back porch and go back inside to my DiGiorno stuffed crust.