Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.

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It's not stupid or 'mentally challenged'. If you look up the linguistic definition of a pidgin language instead of being a useless sack of code you'd know it's an intentionally simplified regional language used for people to communicate across group barriers.

What the fuck is this lmao

Wetin you gatz know about Coronavirus di new respiratory virus wey dey spread like wildfire

It's pidgin English.

"Dem torture am, break im legs, Chima die in pain" - Family

:(

You learn something everyday

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English-based_pidgins

Japanese Bamboo English

Bamboo English - You number one washee-washee ketchee; number one presento hava-yes

Translation - If you do my washing satisfactorily, I'll pay you well

My fucking sides

Based pidgins

The good thing about this community, is it’s still based on consent, as no one is fattened against their will. In a way it’s admirable seeing these women do this to themselves, as it shows a real dedication to work against the grain of society and become the sizes they do.

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So serious question, how low iq do you have to be to read this without risking a brain tumor

It's not 'low IQ'. If you look up the linguistic definition of a pidgin language instead of being a useless sack of meat you'd know it's an intentionally simplified language used for people to communicate across language barriers.

if white woman tell you say she love you, bros she mean am from di bottom of her heart

lmao - best part

Bro, you be makin mi motions rise uppin wit dat big wisdom.

Claims it's not for tards

Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window

Woman wey take her hand, pack her poo-poo comot di toilet of man wey she dey friend because ''e no gree flush'' enter trouble, after she go try collect di poo-poo back.

What the fuck does this even mean? She shit in a bowl but had trouble getting her shit back?

how low iq do you have to be to read this without risking a brain tumor

it's a great story. the video in the link explains

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not 'low IQ'.

intentionally simplified regional language

Pik juan.

intentionally simplified

Yeah I knew a guy in middle school who was intentionally simplified

Come on, if an entire community fails to learn the language of their host country for long enough that the bong government officially considers their ebonics another bloody language, they've got to be mentally challenged retards useful for nothing other than raw materials for compost.

The BBC is an international service and offers news in 20+ languages. They are not like American companies like CNN where their core focus is domestic.

It might not be British news but the bongs have to pay for it through their television licence. Maybee no be di British big tins we be lernin but dey dere Bongs they be payin di hand oder di fist for dat wit der TeeVee tax.

Okay, I lol'd

Dutch is just German ebonics, CMV

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I remain unconvinced that Pidgin BBC isn't 100% a racist trolling op.

I quite like it, reminds me of Seychellois Creole which is basically French but spelled 100% phonetically.

voolay vookoo shay alay maw?

You are supposed to spell phonetically retard

Not in French. Vous -> Voo and other respellings would look hilarious.

The fact that languages maintain their own writing system in lieu of universally adopting the IPA suggests otherwise.

i seriously did like a triple take trying to make sure it wasnt some /pol/ hacker operation

Time for everybody's game ... Woke or Alt Right?

Personally I enjoy my news with just a smidgen of pidgen

That shit's weaksauce, dirt squad.

BBC Pidgin is an old meme. We're in a new decade, time to find something more interesting

excuse me every time i see this shit it gets funnier

Only if you haven't been seeing this shit on /int/ for like the past two years.

I mean, there's even other pidgin languages out there...

Imagine consooming 4chan

Yeah :/

but if white woman tell you say she love you, bros she mean am from di bottom of her heart.

The poor fool.

I give him 2 months before /r/MGTOW

He hasn't had the misfortune of engaging romantically with the white devil, it won't take long for him to learn his lesson.

Pidgin is the 🤔 of languages.

Pidgin? I had no clue this was a thing.

[The more you know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA)

[The more you know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA)

The more you know.

jey wey u bite may steez u bastad

i think im actually retarded